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The question which has plauged many a soul...

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andyrightcoast
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Can Vegans swallow? Does anybody know?

I mean, they aren't supposed to eat anything that comes from an animal... and humans are animals... so?

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only one way to find out...
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Nov 17 2002 12:11AM
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XXXQueen
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Nov 17 2002 12:19AM
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Queen, I love your icon!
Nov 17 2002 11:45PM
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XXXQueen
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Thank you!!!!


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Nov 17 2002 11:48PM
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Drail
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you saying you're a vegan queen?

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Nov 18 2002 12:31AM
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nipe
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why have you been swallowing lately andy?



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Nov 18 2002 1:23AM
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andyrightcoast
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im not a vegan you long haired godboy.


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nipe
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what was this thread about again?
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Nov 18 2002 1:25AM
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$1080PLP$
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most vegains i see are skiny white dudes that save animals... i bet they swallow



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Nov 18 2002 2:45AM
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l_KeViN_l
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I really don't think they can.. cos think about it, they cant drink milk because it comes from a cow, so how can they basically drink jizz when it comes from a human.... or can they because it comes from a human.. I will find an answer to this mystery


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Nov 18 2002 2:48AM
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$1080PLP$
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so can they breast feed their kids? i mean they don't belive in drinking milk froma cow do they belive in letting their child drink milk from them?


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Nov 18 2002 3:55AM
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lineskier10
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yeah good point 1080, anyone know a vegan
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Nov 18 2002 9:54AM
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vegans are dumb. it is stupid not to eat ANY animal products. i can kinda understand being a vegitarian for health reasons, but anything else is kinda dumb





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Nov 18 2002 10:12AM
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nipe
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andy how do you even think up those kind of questions??? this is what happens when you sit at home all day
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Nov 18 2002 10:20AM
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Bawb
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hmmmmmm

the idea of being a vegan just doesn't sit right in a world where there are many people without the liberty to choose eating at all, let alone what they eat.




Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
Nov 18 2002 10:29AM
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aggro_sk8
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yeah vegans are pretty stupid, but people who don't like meat b/c they think it's disturbing, not b/c they have anything against it, they're pretty ok.

good thanksgiving vegan joke: tell your vegan guest you're eating a tofu turkey b/c you don't want to offend them, then while they're downing their seconds, reveal the truth: there is no tofu

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Nov 18 2002 8:38PM
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$1080PLP$
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well i'm going to go to a vegin web site and ask if they can breast feed... that should through them into a frenzy... then i'm going to argue with them about it


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Nov 18 2002 8:42PM
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$1080PLP$
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haha i went to www.vegansociety.com and this pic was the first thing that poped up... i guess that answers my question




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Nov 18 2002 8:52PM
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FreshCoast
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Well this is at least a start on Reedy's request for some Pootie-Tang on newschoolers.
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Nov 18 2002 9:49PM
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evanster
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dude i been a vegan for 4 years and i seriously have never heard such ignorant comments..i guess i must be pretty stupid to choose what i eat, yep im dumb..its not just for 'animal rights' or because i feel bad for the fucking cow...there are many more reasons such as environmental reason..thats why i decided to become one



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Nov 18 2002 9:57PM
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andyrightcoast
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^ answers my question.... he must swallow quite a bit.


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nipe
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shutup andy.. im vegetarian as much as i can be and there are definately reasons to be, alot of very good health reasons for instance, and there are good reasons to be a vegan too, im jut not a person who has the resources or time and patience to be a vegan. Its difficult but it can be done right. Most ppl dont do it right and end up eating a very limited number of foods and end up getting weak and sick and stuff. I know alot of very strong and much more healthy ppl than me or any of my meat eating friends that are vegan and have been for awhile..you just need to know what you are doing and you'll do fine.
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Nov 18 2002 11:41PM
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andyrightcoast
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Goddamned Longhaired Vegitarian God-boy. Go home.

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Ds91260
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i think they can cause it comes from their own species, that goes for both swallowing and breast feeding, if im wrong then veagans are prude fat kids that hate theyre parents, much like andy
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andyrightcoast
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Dude, I'm not fat, and I'm not prude... if I were prude, would I have asked the question. Dumbfuck.

And theres pictures of me in the picture section. I'm sure as hell not fat. Yet again. Dumbfuck.

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its all in good fun andy, but i like the name dumbfuck, its got a ring to it
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$1080PLP$
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Andy i'm behide you all the way... by the way i'm going to jack-in-the-box and eating a BIG greasy cheasburger mmmmmm... you know what i like meat i like hunting and i like my goose down conforter


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Nov 19 2002 12:15AM
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andyrightcoast
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Kids... don't let your parents use crack. And make sure they ALWAYS use birth control, otherwise you get kids like this.




Or kids like the one who just posted above me.

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andyrightcoast
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Whoops, sorry dude... meant to go for 'SwitchBio14' or wahtever... not you


and that picture is


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wilkesyachtingco
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vegearians are okay if its for health reasons, or if their silly hippies like that... tha thing i hate is when they are 'moral vegitarians' not eating meat to save the little lambs thate are gonna be lamb chops soon...cows especially, i am convinced, were put on this earth to be food for us... when was the last time you saw a heard of wild cattle? not bison, or any of their bovine relations, but cow? never. in the words of mark from guttermouth, 'if your so concerned, why dont you buy a heard and set them free? instead you just sit there and do absolutly nothing!'










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Nov 19 2002 2:42AM
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jibs
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ooooor you should be able to do what you want without having ingnorant little kids picking apart your choice of lifestyle.

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Nov 19 2002 5:14AM
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andyrightcoast
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Humans are classified as omnivores, not herbivores. Therefore we NATURALLY eat meat... don't try pulling the ignorant deal on me because I'll rip you to shreds.

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I became a vegetarian in high school, more or less out of curiousity, and have been one ever since. This is like my 5th or 6th year. Anyways, although my ideals for becoming one were far from serious, it is a lifestyle that has brought lots of interesting things to my life!

1.) Healthy, if done correctly
2.) Eat lots of good foods you probably wouldn't.
3.) Pick up chicks! (seriously)
4.) Counteracts the days I'm taking off my life by smoking!
5.) What I've heard is that your sperm tastes better, cause less toxins! Flame away please!
6.) Typically a cheaper diet!

Nonetheless, it's your cock, your bar of soap, wash it as fast as you'd like! Feel free to quote me on that!


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Nov 19 2002 4:14PM
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andyrightcoast
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See, those are good points. Great reasons to be a vegetarian, but theres a differencee between vegetarians and VEGANS.


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All points are good points if they give you piece of mind! Quote that too. I have respect for vegans! I couldn't do it!

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$1080PLP$
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sorry again i love meat to much, i love hunting to much, and i love my goose down conforter to much.... i like animals expecialy when they are mounted on the wall


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Nov 19 2002 5:01PM
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aggro_sk8
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what i want to know is why many vegans (not vegitarians) think it is morally wrong to kill a cow, test medications on animals (to save human lives), and wear leather anything, also think abortion is good. Killing animals is wrong, but killing your own species is ok?

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Nov 19 2002 10:50PM
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XXXQueen
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Alot of people who don't eat meat or eggs or drink milk not just because it is killing animals and hurting them as well but because of the environment the animals live in and the manner in which they are treated. Cows are impregnated over and over again so they can produce milk then their babies are taken from them put into cages where they can't move to make veal. I could go on and on about chickens and other animals people choose to eat but I am sure I still won't get the pointe across but once again.....Yes vegans can swallow....and they also do breast feed.


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Nov 19 2002 11:51PM
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andyrightcoast
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Holy shit I'm hungry now... all this talk about veal... mmmmmmmmmm..... veal


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Nov 19 2002 11:59PM
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XXXQueen
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I am sure you could go for a big glass of milk, disregarding all the hormons farmers have admited to putting in it!


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Nov 20 2002 1:41AM
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$1080PLP$
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shit i want that and a big greasy hamburger, and some chicken nuggets mmmmm.


*Tyler*

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Nov 20 2002 1:43AM
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XXXQueen
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Well ha ha ha little do you know that you are actually eating more grain than meat when you order an burger from a fast food place!!!!! Not to mention that the meat they put in the burger is the same grade that they put into Dog Food!!!


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Nov 20 2002 1:47AM
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skier_boy26
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you know, 66% of kids these days dont get enough calcium.


and milk gives you a lot of calcium, and it tastes good...
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skier_boy26
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and hold on a sec, dog food isnt all that bad...
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$1080PLP$
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know what i still ate it and still loved it...


*Tyler*

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Nov 20 2002 2:40AM
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wilkesyachtingco
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i been eating hot dogs, hamburgers, real butter and whole milk fer 22 gal-dern years, and im still plenty healthy, with a below average colesteral level, my thought is, that if its not having a negitive effect on me, and it tastes good, and if the fda let it slide, ill probably do ok.










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Nov 20 2002 2:52AM
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$1080PLP$
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i found the answer about breast feeding... i e-mailed the vegan society and here is their response:

Cow's milk is designed for one thing and that is to feed a calf! It is not
designed for another species to drink ie man drinking cow's milk or any
other animal milk for that matter. The same with a human.... A mother's milk
is designed to feed her baby the difference being that she is not forced to
breast-feed and can use a bottle instead. The cows and other animals we
abuse in our dairy system have no choice... They are kept constantly
pregnant and have their milk taken whether they like it or not...no women
are treated like this in our system. Animal milks cause severe health issues
as they are not designed for our comsumption... They have no nutriments that
are not found in other foods and plenty of toxins such as blood and pus from
all the cows with mastitus plus all the chemicals force-fed to the cows.
I hope that answers your queries if not visit our website at
www.vegansociety for more info.



*Tyler*

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Nov 20 2002 4:55PM
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Word to that, leave it to the pro's. I was just gonna type out the response you got but see someone already filled you in. I'm vegan and have been for 4 years as well. I grew up hunting flyfishing, etc. so I know that side of the fence. No, I didn't do it for health reasons. The reason I did it, is because until someone can prove to me that beyond a shadow of a doubt that animals:

A) Feel no pain
B) Are not self-aware
c) Choose confinement over freedom

Then I'm going to do them a fucking favor and give them the benifit of the doubt and stop contributing to the industry which won't give them that choice. The things which go on in the industry such as live skinning, throat slashing(chicken for instance) live boiling in tanks to remove feathers etc.
Any of you see that simpsons where Troy McLure takes the kids on a video trip to a slaughterhouse, and little billy goes through and comes out sick on the other side? Funny? well, it's true.
Nov 20 2002 6:45PM
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$1080PLP$
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i have actualy seen that... i have also read the parts about the sausage plants in 'the Jungle' but still you know it belive in survival of the fittest. we are not harming the populations of the animals we eat on a regular bases and even if we let all the chickens and cows and shit go into the wild they would be still be killed off and we would have a over abundance of dead animals around. i know a cow feels pain, i know it prob doesn't want to be pinned up, but you know what? i will still eat one any day of the week


*Tyler*

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