So I guess the reason it was deleted was because it wasn't edited... Well here's a repost with the proper changes!
boyz11men: heyyyyyy
boyz11men: asl
goalsccer: 45/m/gh
boyz11men: whats gh?
goalsccer: new state, just passed by legislature
boyz11men: kool
goalsccer: you?
boyz11men: 37 f
boyz11men: cali
boyz11men1 u wanna rp
goalsccer: rp?
boyz11men: yes
boyz11men: u wanns rp
goalsccer: whats rp?
boyz11men: like sex
goalsccer: oh but online
boyz11men: yes
boyz11men: u wanna play
goalsccer: i thought you where offering me a tuna sandwich or something, sure
boyz11men: ok
boyz11men: i will pick it ok
goalsccer: sure
boyz11men: Im the babeysister
boyz11men: ok
boyz11men: and u have to go to work
boyz11men: and Im watching the son
goalsccer: ok
boyz11men: and i put them to sleep
boyz11men: and u come home before 10
goalsccer: ok
boyz11men: ok
boyz11men: u start
boyz11men: ok
goalsccer: sure
boyz11men: ok go
boyz11men: u have to call me
goalsccer: oh do i now?
goalsccer: ok whats your number?
boyz11men: to babeysister
goalsccer: oh so your the babysitter
boyz11men: ok
boyz11men: yes
goalsccer: cool, how much am i paying you again?
boyz11men: yes
boyz11men: 10
goalsccer: 10 an hour? wow expensive
goalsccer: my kids are bastard children, so i guess its a good price
boyz11men: its up to u
boyz11men: ok
goalsccer: ok i call you up
goalsccer: and tell you im headin home early from the paper mills
boyz11men: ok
boyz11men: k
goalsccer: and you say?
boyz11men: u have to call me
goalsccer: i am calling you
goalsccer: and i said im headin home
boyz11men: hello
goalsccer: hello?
boyz11men: hi
goalsccer: how where the kids?
boyz11men: we haven't start
goalsccer: oh ok
boyz11men: u have to call me to babeysit
goalsccer: ahhhh ok
boyz11men: ok
goalsccer: well then, *ring ring*
boyz11men: hello
boyz11men: my name is jenny and Im 30
goalsccer: oh hi jenny my name is steven westen josephmiah the third
boyz11men: wut can i heple u with
goalsccer: im lookin for a babysitter for tonight
goalsccer: can you tonight?
boyz11men: yea
boyz11men: wut time
boyz11men: tonight
goalsccer: alrighty then, i have to head off at the paper mills tonight at 5 so yeah 430 would be good
boyz11men: yea
goalsccer: ok see you then
boyz11men: who many sons or girl u have
goalsccer: um
goalsccer: 4 sons
goalsccer: all lil s**t heads
boyz11men: ok
goalsccer: i mean it, they break f***ing everything, good luck
boyz11men: ok
goalsccer: see you at 430 then?
boyz11men: i will see u at
boyz11men: 430
goalsccer: nice
boyz11men: ok
goalsccer: *phone hangs up*
goalsccer: you come over
goalsccer: late might i add
boyz11men: ring ring at the door
goalsccer: gosh punctuality is the most important thing ever in a job. i answer the door
boyz11men: iM WAERING A T-SHIRT AND PANTS WITH THONG
boyz11men: AND BRA
goalsccer: AHH!
boyz11men: ok
goalsccer: dont have to scream in my face
goalsccer: gosh hurt my ears
boyz11men: sorry
goalsccer: its ok
boyz11men: wut time is bed time at
goalsccer: put those lil basterds to bed at 8
boyz11men: ok
goalsccer: ok bye then
boyz11men: wut time are u going to be back at
goalsccer: oh
goalsccer: um
goalsccer: around 10 or so
boyz11men: oh ok
boyz11men: ok
boyz11men: i put them to bed
boyz11men: and its like 9
boyz11men: right now
goalsccer: ok, and i call
boyz11men: hi
goalsccer: on my brand new NOKIA CELL PHONE! HELL YESA!
goalsccer: hey
boyz11men: hi
goalsccer: how did things go with those lil bloody tampons?
boyz11men: fine
goalsccer: thats good
boyz11men: there are sleepping right now
boyz11men: its 9
goalsccer: oh ok
boyz11men: k
goalsccer: well im about 10 minutes away now
boyz11men: ok
boyz11men: I just watching Tv
goalsccer: and ill see yo-* shshhsk* -ik-e *sschchkkk* -ine with you?
boyz11men: ok
goalsccer: alri- *shshkck* damn im get- *shshchkcckshshckchskhck*
boyz 11men: ?
goalsccer: 10 minutes later, i open the door
goalsccer: hi
boyz11men: hey
goalsccer: sorry about the phone, static
boyz11men: its ok
goalsccer: f***in' nokia, worst decision since i decided to have kids...
boyz11men: ok
boyz11men: your sons are sleeping right now
goalsccer: k good
goalsccer: the only time theyre quiet
boyz11men: ok
boyz11men: are u going to give me my money
goalsccer: oh s**t thats right
goalsccer: first business
goalsccer: lets see...
goalsccer: 430 till 910...
boyz11men: yes
goalsccer: at a rate of 10 bucks an hour...
boyz11men: ok
goalsccer: um
goalsccer: lets see here...
boyz11men: like 30
goalsccer: you sure?
goalsccer: not trying to scrap me out of money are you?
boyz11men: no
boyz11men: so 30
goalsccer: k, because i cant afford much and my moneys been disappearing (fucking lil basterd pieces of dingle s**t kids)
goalsccer: ok 30
goalsccer: here you go
boyz11men: thanx's
goalsccer: no problem
boyz11men has left the room.
BoySetsFx: hello
goalsccer: hi
BoySetsFx: a/s?
goalsccer: 18-f
goalsccer: you?
BoySetsFx: 18/m
goalsccer: omfg
goalsccer: like lets cyber!
BoySetsFx: haha umm
goalsccer: ok?
BoySetsFx: if ud like
goalsccer: yesss
BoySetsFx: ok
goalsccer: ok
goalsccer: lets see
goalsccer: im at home and i feel like having a pizza
goalsccer: and i call you up (pizza man) and i say hello
BoySetsFx: hello
goalsccer: hi, i wasnt a LARGE pizza
goalsccer: with sausage slobbered all over
BoySetsFx: haha ok i can do that
goalsccer: cool
goalsccer: *20 minutes later*
BoySetsFx: i come to the door
goalsccer: and i dont notice because im too busy watching tv
BoySetsFx: i knock on the door
goalsccer: still cant hear, tv is loud
BoySetsFx: i scream
goalsccer: ahhh what is that!?
goalsccer: oh wait the pizza
goalsccer: ok i answer the door
goalsccer: and apologize for not answering before
BoySetsFx: its alright..i hadn u the pizza
goalsccer: ohh its nice and hott
goalsccer: i bring the pizza in, and close the door
goalsccer: come back out and hand you the money... im a few dollars short
BoySetsFx: oh...well i need the money
goalsccer: well i dont have any
BoySetsFx: oh
goalsccer: yeah sorry
BoySetsFx: well i need the money somehow
goalsccer: umm
BoySetsFx: what are we going to do about this
goalsccer: i dont know, i head back in for a second
goalsccer: closed the door
BoySetsFx: i wait
goalsccer: i come back to the door, open it slightly and ask you to come on in for a second to settle this matter over some coffee
BoySetsFx: i come in to your house
goalsccer: and you dont find me, i tap you on the shoulder
BoySetsFx: i turn around and find u
goalsccer: ... with a bat in my hand, i swing with the most might i have in my entire body stricking you on the center of your skull causing it to crack and split open in the fashion of a orange being crushed by a 10 pound weight
goalsccer: your body drops lifelessly to the ground, like a ragdoll
BoySetsFx: haha um..how nice
goalsccer: i take your body to the closet and shut the door
goalsccer: i clean up your bloody tracks make by your freshly opened skull, brain matter exposed
goalsccer: ooh man im soo hott
BoySetsFx: umm
goalsccer: i undo my pants
goalsccer: and start masterbating to the tought of your stinking carcass in my closet
goalsccer: i use your blood from my hardwood floor as lube
BoySetsFx: ohh
goalsccer: ohh soo hott
goalsccer: i finish and in complete ectasy, i grab a chain saw from my shead
goalsccer: i open up the closet and drag your corpse to my front lawn
goalsccer: and i start up the chainsaw
goalsccer: the sound of the grinding bones against metal make me soo horny
goalsccer: i lay your chopped up body in the shape of a pentogram
goalsccer: i start chanting evil encantations
goalsccer: the ground shakes
goalsccer: and the devil himself rises from the depths of hell
goalsccer: hes soo hott
goalsccer: he gives me oral pleasure, soo great that only satan himself could give
goalsccer: i orgasm 3 times
goalsccer: and i dig a hole for your severed limbs
goalsccer: is this as hott for you as it is for me hun?
BoySetsFx: no
goalsccer: damn well im horny as shit from it
goalsccer: anyways i go to bed
goalsccer: with the complete satisfaction that i didnt have to pay for the pizza
goalsccer: ahh
goalsccer: that was great!
BoySetsFx: then i come back to life as a zombie and brake into your home
goalsccer: im done hun
goalsccer: spent
BoySetsFx: haha ok
goalsccer: yeah
goalsccer: maybe another time ;-)
BoySetsFx: ok
goalsccer: so hott
goalsccer: hi
Manda935: hey
Manda935: asl
goalsccer: 18-m, you?
Manda935: 16f
goalsccer: cool
goalsccer: got pics?
Manda935: in pro
Manda935: click on the link
Manda935: im on theleft
goalsccer: oh nice
Manda935: thanks
Manda935: do u have apic
goalsccer: i have to take one, so can we cyber first and ill show you anythin afterwards
goalsccer: ok?
Manda935: ok
goalsccer: you wanna start?
Manda935: can u?
goalsccer: ok sure
Manda935: k thanks
goalsccer: im at home and i need a babysitter so i call up my next door neighbor... whats your name again?
Manda935: amanda
goalsccer: ah yes jenny
goalsccer: so i give jenny a call up
goalsccer: hello?
Manda935: yeah
goalsccer: would you like to babysit my twins tonight?
Manda935: sure
goalsccer: ok, 7 sound good?
Manda935: yup
goalsccer: *1 hour later*
Manda935: k
Manda935: i knock on the door
goalsccer: i dont answer cause i cant hear you over the boiling vat of water
Manda935: i just open the door
Manda935: hello?
goalsccer: what!?
goalsccer: whos there!?
Manda935: jen
goalsccer: show yourself you bastard
Manda935: excuse me
goalsccer: oh sorry lindsy
Manda935: wtf
Manda935: ok bye
goalsccer: here to babysit?
Manda935: yeah sure
goalsccer: ok the kids are up stairs sleepin, all you have to do is make sure their safe, ill be home by 10
Manda935: hopefully ur better in bed hun
Manda935: great
goalsccer: yeah, *10 comes around*
goalsccer: i walk in
Manda935: im on the couch sitting there watching tv
goalsccer: hey howd it go?
Manda935: it was fine
Manda935: they slept all the way through
goalsccer: nicenice
Manda935: yeah.
goalsccer: so how much do i owe you?
Manda935: idc whatever
goalsccer: ok 20 bucks
Manda935: yeah
goalsccer: here you go, you step outside and i shut the door, only to open it moments later
Manda935: ..
goalsccer: peeking my head through the door, i ask would you like to come in for some coffee
Manda935: sure
goalsccer: you look nice tonight
goalsccer: you open the door and walk in
goalsccer: and look aronud, im no where to be seen
Manda935: hello?
goalsccer: i tap you on the shoulder
Manda935: i turn around
goalsccer: to see me weilding a bat, i swing with all my might and strike you center on the forehead busting you open like an m-80 exploding in an enclosed pumpkin
goalsccer: brain matter spills out of your open wound
goalsccer: your limp body collapses to the ground
Manda935: UMM ur disgusting
Manda935: f**k you
goalsccer: ohhh man am i horny
Manda935: go f**k urself then
goalsccer: i drag your limp teen body to my closet
Manda935: ummmmm f**kyou
goalsccer: and clean up the blood off my carpet
Manda935: f**k off
goalsccer: i go out to my tool shead and take out a rusted ax
Manda935: ur f**king retarded
goalsccer: i come back to the closet and drag your body down stairs into my basement
goalsccer: ohh the sounds of your limp body bouncing down the stairs makes me harder and harder
goalsccer: i go to work chopping off each limb with the swing of my rusty ax
goalsccer: i carry each disfigured body part once resembling a young hott teenage babysitter
goalsccer: to my fridge
goalsccer: and shut the door
goalsccer: i head to bed knowing that i can wake up to a tasty meal in the morning
Manda935: ewww ur f**king gross
goalsccer: damn baby that was hott
Manda935: umm to bad ur not
goalsccer: yes but your dismemberd corpse was
Manda935: ewwwwww ur f*ing disgusting
Manda935: go f**k ur mom
goalsccer: make your horny baby?
Manda935: not realy..actually it made me want to throw up
goalsccer: niiice
goalsccer: foreplay
Manda935: u sick f*g
goalsccer: so you want my pic now?
Manda935: no thanks
goalsccer: ok
goalsccer: thanks for that though, that was nice
Manda935: f**k you
goalsccer: ;-)
Manda935 signed off at 1:50:37 PM.
Same girl, 5 minutes later…
BondGirl935: hey asl
goalsccer: 18-m, you?
BondGirl935: 17f
goalsccer: nice
BondGirl935: u horny
goalsccer: yeah totally, you?
BondGirl9357: yeah
goalsccer : nice got pics?
BondGirl935: nope sory
BondGirl935: do u
goalsccer: yeah sure
goalsccer: but can we cyber first? then ill show you.
BondGirl935: nope..cause uk wat...i dont talk to ppl who kill people..sorry f**ker
BondGirl935:stupid s**t
goalsccer: hahahhaa
BondGirl935: ur just a dumb f**k anyways
BondGirl935 signed off at 1:54:05 PM.
goalsccer: hi!
SwOoSh974: hi
goalsccer: asl?
SwOoSh974: 14 m pa
goalsccer: awsome!
goalsccer: 16-f, and im wicked into younger guys
SwOoSh974: cooool do u got a pic
goalsccer: naw, you?
SwOoSh974: ya
goalsccer: wait... can we cyber first
goalsccer: im really horny right now
SwOoSh974: if u start
goalsccer: ok!
goalsccer: im at home alone and im hungry
goalsccer: so i call up the nearest subway
goalsccer: *ring ring*
goalsccer: *ring ring*
SwOoSh974: hello
goalsccer: hi, id liek to place an order to go please
SwOoSh974: sure
goalsccer: a LARGE meatball sub
goalsccer: do you deliver?
SwOoSh974: yes
goalsccer: awsome, see you in a few
SwOoSh974: k
goalsccer: *10 minutes later*
SwOoSh974: hello maiam here is ur LARGE maetaball sub
goalsccer: ahh wtf!? dont you knock first!?
goalsccer: ill forgive you for now
goalsccer: god...
goalsccer: ok how much do i owe you?
SwOoSh974: just cause ur beatufil its free
goalsccer: awww thanks!
goalsccer: i show you the door and close it on you... but only to open it again a few moments later
goalsccer: hi um... do you want to come in for some coffee?
SwOoSh974: id love 2
goalsccer: ok
goalsccer: i let you in, but when you enter im no where to be found
goalsccer: you feel a tap on the shoulder
SwOoSh974: and o look back
goalsccer: to see me weilding a steak knife, i drive it deep into your chest striking you in the heart killing you almost instantly, filled with pain
goalsccer: your blood spills out of you like a river of gore, spilling onto the hardwood floor
goalsccer: the sound of your body collapsing makes my heart race with excitement
SwOoSh974: umm im scared of u
goalsccer: i pull the knife out of your limp body and repeatidly strike you in the face completely disfiguering you
SwOoSh974 signed off at 2:47:44 PM.
WPEMoneyBag: hi
WPEMoneyBag: asl
goalsccer: hi
goalsccer: 18-f
WPEMoneyBag: cool im 19/m have any pics
goalsccer: no, wanna cyber?
WPEMoneyBag: yea
WPEMoneyBag: u starty
goalsccer: ok
goalsccer: im at home alone
WPEMoneyBag: me too
goalsccer: cool
goalsccer: and i need a babysitter for tonight
goalsccer: so i call my trusty neighbor, felipio
WPEMoneyBag: ok
goalsccer: *ring ring*
WPEMoneyBag: hello
goalsccer: hi felipio?
WPEMoneyBag: hi
goalsccer: this is your neighbor sam and i was wondering if you could baby sit my kid for tonight
WPEMoneyBag: sure what time
goalsccer: um
goalsccer: how about
goalsccer: 7?
WPEMoneyBag: sure ill be there
goalsccer: ok, see you then
WPEMoneyBag: ok
goalsccer: *1 hour later*
long pause...
goalsccer: *1 hour and 10 minutes later*
WPEMoneyBag: ok
another long pause...
goalsccer: *1 hour and 15 minutes later*
goalsccer: man where the hell is that damned babysitter?
once again, another pause... prolly jerkin' it...
goalsccer: *1 hour and 20 minutes later*
WPEMoneyBag: hello
WPEMoneyBag: hold on i have to get off for 1 min
WPEMoneyBag: ok stay right there
WPEMoneyBag signed off at 3:17:10 PM.
WPEMoneyBag signed on at 3:17:16 PM.
WPEMoneyBag: im back
goalsccer: oh the babysitter!
WPEMoneyBag: yes im here
goalsccer: ok so the kid is in bed and all you have to do is watch him and make sure he stays asleep
goalsccer: ill be home at 10
WPEMoneyBag: ok
goalsccer: bye
WPEMoneyBag: bye
goalsccer: *3 hours later*
WPEMoneyBag: hi
goalsccer: hi meet my boyfriend, george
goalsccer: i met him at the club tonight
WPEMoneyBag: hi
goalsccer: hi, nice to meet you - geroge
goalsccer: how much do i owe you?
WPEMoneyBag: its ok
WPEMoneyBag: what happend
goalsccer: oh thanks for the favor
goalsccer: ill pay you back sometime
WPEMoneyBag: ok
goalsccer: i show you the door, and just as your leaving my porch, i open the door again
goalsccer: and peeking my head out i ask you if you want some coffee?
WPEMoneyBag: yes
goalsccer: awsome
goalsccer: you come in and just see geroge standing there, drunk and holding a bat in his hand
WPEMoneyBag: yea
goalsccer: i tap you on the shoulder
WPEMoneyBag: yes
goalsccer: you turn around only to have your face beatin in by a iron tire from my garage
goalsccer: your head cracks open like an egg dropped from a 2 story building onto tar
goalsccer: your limp and bloody body collapses into georges hands
WPEMoneyBag: ok im leavin your kreepin me out bye
goalsccer: i kiss george on the face with my blood spattered lips
WPEMoneyBag: bye
goalsccer: he drops your rag doll-like body
goalsccer: we undress in the pool of your blood
WPEMoneyBag signed off at 3:30:12 PM.
thspsn12: hey
goalsccer: hi
thspsn12: whats up
goalsccer: nuthin, at all
thspsn12: cool
thspsn12: asl?
goalsccer: 18-f
thspsn12: cool
goalsccer: yeah
thspsn12: 17/m here
goalsccer: cool!
goalsccer: want to cyber?
thspsn12: yea
thspsn12: u gotta pic?>
goalsccer: nope, lets just cyber
thspsn12: alright
thspsn12: u wanna start or me
goalsccer: you
thspsn12: ok
thspsn12: i start kissin you on the neck
goalsccer: i start to giggle
thspsn12: then i pull ur shirt off
goalsccer: you ripped my shirt!
goalsccer: i rip yours
goalsccer: right off
goalsccer: wow nice body
thspsn12: thanks
thspsn12: you too
thspsn12: i start to kiss you again and while we kiss i reach behind you and unfasten ur bra
goalsccer: my bra slides off
goalsccer: i reach for the button on your pants and unfasten those
thspsn12: while u do that i gently caress ur boobs
goalsccer: i growl like a cat in heat
goalsccer: i slide off your boxers and your are now naked
goalsccer: you take off my pants and panties
thspsn12: i start to kiss you again and reach my hand between your legs and rub your pu**y
goalsccer: i moan then turn you on your knees
goalsccer: facing away, i tell you im going to give you pleasure like no other
thspsn12: alright
goalsccer: to your suprise you feel a 10inch c**k penetrate and rip open your virgin a**hole
thspsn12: wtf
goalsccer: ah its soo tight!
goalsccer: and feels great
goalsccer: my b**ls smack up against your gooch as i press harder and faster
goalsccer: you cry from the orgasmic pain
goalsccer: but you havent felt anything soo good
goalsccer: you horny baby?
goalsccer: hunny?
I think he left me... :(
goalsccer: hi'
bigboi95: asl
goalsccer: 12-f
goalsccer: you?
bigboi95: 17m
bigboi95: so whats up
goalsccer: nuthinnn
goalsccer: you want to cyber?
bigboi95: phone?
goalsccer: how about online hun?
bigboi95: y?
bigboi95: i wanna hear u xcream
goalsccer: im sorry hun, moms home
goalsccer: where do you live?
goalsccer: like state?
bigboi95: ny
bigboi95: u
goalsccer: same here!
goalsccer: what part?
bigboi95: buffalo
bigboi95: u
goalsccer: whoaaa me too!
goalsccer: thats sooo cool!
bigboi95: whre in buff
goalsccer: right by the st. joseph hospital
bigboi95: nice
bigboi95: vegas?
goalsccer: yeah off of new york state highway
goalsccer: where you?
bigboi95: amherst
goalsccer: ohhh
goalsccer: ok
goalsccer: so do you wanna meet me?
bigboi95: maybe
goalsccer: ;-)
goalsccer: what kind of car do you have?
bigboi95: y?
goalsccer: so i can know where to find you hun, like when you meet me
bigboi95: baby
bigboi95: i'm not meeting u today
bigboi95: soon tho
goalsccer: oh ok
bigboi95: so baby
bigboi95: tell me about urself
bigboi95: baby
goalsccer: um
goalsccer: im about
goalsccer: 5' 8" short brown hair, brown eyes and im a part of the division of buffalo law enforcement set to seek out preditors online
goalsccer: we where tracking your IP adress the whole convo
bigboi95: gr8
bigboi95: peace
bigboi95 signed off at 4:01:09 PM.
goalsccer: this should pin point your location with the informaiton you gave up
Previous message was not received by bigboi95 because of error: User bigboi95 is not available.
jsME22: im horny
jsME22: ru?
goalsccer: yes
goalsccer: hard as s**t
jsME22: nice
goalsccer: yeah
goalsccer: all 8 inches of it
jsME22: nice
goalsccer: yes
jsME22: u wanna cyber?
goalsccer: sure
jsME22: ok
goalsccer: you start
jsME22: i pull down ur pants
goalsccer: and i say "oh yeahhhh" in a really deep voice
jsME22: i lick all over ur c**k
goalsccer: once again i say "ohhh yeah" in a deep voice because of the amazing oral pleasure
jsME22: then i take it in my mouth and suck it hard
goalsccer: "ooohhh yeahhhh"
goalsccer: i start to burst in your mouth
goalsccer: you love the taste of my mango punch flavored man juice
goalsccer: you swallow it in one gulp and say "thank you cool-aid man."
goalsccer: i reply in my deep voice "ohhh yeahhh"
jsME22: i finish suckin it and look up at u
goalsccer: you are blinded by the glare of the light shinging off my glass bowl body only enough for me to quickly take my c**k out of your mouth and bust through the nearest wall making my daring escape
goalsccer: ohhh yeahhh
goalsccer: hun you still there?
jsME22: yea
goalsccer: was it as good for you as it was for me?
jsME22 signed off at 4:11:14 PM.
