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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
I randomly came across this picture and thought it'd be a great one to use for a 'create a caption' contest.

Funniest or most original wins.

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link: http://faculty.washington.edu/cobden/photos/41.%20funny%20faces.jpg

Aug 24 2005 9:56PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
Dude, we should really stop doing crack when we're around each other

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 24 2005 9:58PM
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clova
Posts: 819 - Karma: 10
wow

Aug 24 2005 10:10PM
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awickes
Posts: 1205 - Karma: 51
They dont know im the one who stole the rice



SMITH-OBERMEYER-FIJI-4FRNT
Poppin' them thangs!
-----My Space is For Girls and Homos---
Aug 24 2005 10:12PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
chinese eat kitties, i eat babies

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 24 2005 10:13PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
"HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!"






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Good Fun With A Hand Gun

Sacadelic
Aug 24 2005 10:13PM
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skierman_number1
Posts: 627 - Karma: 10
"The Adams' Family. Dun nah nah nah!"

Aug 24 2005 10:13PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 535
"can u find what is out of place?"

------Julian
M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
Aug 24 2005 10:16PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
if you can get me halo 3 early ill give it back





They call me HoodRich
Aug 24 2005 10:19PM
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JackBach
Posts: 4155 - Karma: -5
White guy: "This your babies are belong to me."

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Hold your mouth for the war
Use it for what it's for
Speak the truth about me
Determined
Aug 24 2005 10:20PM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12811 - Karma: 1,971
"Now who's the minority! A new reality show by Fox where one white guy has to live with a minority family, coming Febuary 2006."


Baker Rules

Don't be a square, be a rhombus with 90 degree angles.

Aug 24 2005 10:27PM
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eheath
Posts: 61601 - Karma: 123,027
i thought mine was better expressed in a picture

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what's up now bitch



"i see you have gotten the most recent pic of atlantaski and i must say he is looking pretty dark for a wigger"- Lats reply to a picture of a piece of shit in a toilet

ACLs suck
Aug 24 2005 10:32PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
ASIANS KNOW BEST
THE REST MOLEST


(that white guy is a creep, and looks like a level 2 offender)

You will always be in my heart Nantucket

https://www.newschoolers.com/NS2/Forums/ ReadThread.php?cat_id=8&thread_id=150857
Aug 24 2005 10:33PM
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GingerKid08
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 13
bhill wins.


Aug 24 2005 10:35PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
haha. that's awesome. Feel free to photoshop this picture too.

Aug 24 2005 10:37PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
haha holy shit, i didnt even see yours before i posted hahaha, that guy really does look like a child molestor

You will always be in my heart Nantucket

https://www.newschoolers.com/NS2/Forums/ ReadThread.php?cat_id=8&thread_id=150857
Aug 24 2005 10:39PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
my preeeeciiiiiooooooousssssssssssss

-Jeff
Aug 24 2005 10:50PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
"it's cute how this baby is almost as big as my weiner, but luckily I'll still be able to fit it in there..."

because I like poop.
Aug 24 2005 10:59PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
haha the baby being held by the creepy guy is freaking out.

because I like poop.
Aug 24 2005 11:01PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
fat kid on left: "I really have to take a piss"

because I like poop.
Aug 24 2005 11:01PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
I'm not part of this family, I'm white!

Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine - HST

Aug 24 2005 11:13PM
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Holyflyingskiman
Posts: 385 - Karma: 18
the drunk guy who thought he was a part of our asain american family

Aug 24 2005 11:15PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
Top Headline News: Jim Bruer Adopts Asian Family



'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
Aug 24 2005 11:22PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
after years of inbreeding and incest the chow-hong family sat down at there reunion to create a family tree, and realized that it ended up as a circle"

Aug 24 2005 11:25PM
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shanemcfalls
Posts: 2096 - Karma: 543
one of these things is not like the other

Aug 24 2005 11:25PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
Breaking News

This evening a crazed man took this poor asian family hostage...

You will always be in my heart Nantucket

https://www.newschoolers.com/NS2/Forums/
ReadThread.php?cat_id=8&thread_id=150857

"I wish I fucking knew you east coast ar5 so i could fucking kill you" Bhill
Aug 24 2005 11:26PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
'mmmmmmm... i hope this one tastes as good as the last'


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
(dfp represent)


keep it real.
Aug 24 2005 11:26PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
humofrio in thirty years.

Aug 24 2005 11:28PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
eat your children

Aug 24 2005 11:33PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
Asian Baby, thats whats for dinner

You will always be in my heart Nantucket

https://www.newschoolers.com/NS2/Forums/ ReadThread.php?cat_id=8&thread_id=150857


"I wish I fucking knew you east coast ar5 so i could fucking kill you" Bhill
Aug 24 2005 11:34PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
hahhahahah hella funny

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 24 2005 11:36PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 535
i used that!...bully

------Julian
M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
Aug 24 2005 11:37PM
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eheath
Posts: 61601 - Karma: 123,027
ouch

what's up now bitch



"i see you have gotten the most recent pic of atlantaski and i must say he is looking pretty dark for a wigger"- Lats reply to a picture of a piece of shit in a toilet

ACLs suck
Aug 24 2005 11:57PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
White man caught in baby selling ring! Report says ring was selling babies to buy crack!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
"aj's booty is pretty crunk... wait, shit, i mean booter... ajit's BOOTER is pretty crunked... yeah. yeah, that's it..."-teddy

"In school i did cool always go them grades but i acted real bad so the teacher said what you gonna do boy u gotta go get paid, man ill be rhymin' doing my own thang" - Zion I

THE LAB


rootbeer in yo fridge son!
Aug 25 2005 12:01AM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15

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You will always be in my heart Nantucket

https://www.newschoolers.com/NS2/Forums/ ReadThread.php?cat_id=8&thread_id=150857


"I wish I fucking knew you east coast ar5 so i could fucking kill you" Bhill
Aug 25 2005 12:18AM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
its all good, those surgery pics just reminded me of that weird fucker

Aug 25 2005 12:19AM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
Grandpa Looks Like George Bush

You will always be in my heart Nantucket

https://www.newschoolers.com/NS2/Forums/ ReadThread.php?cat_id=8&thread_id=150857


"I wish I fucking knew you east coast ar5 so i could fucking kill you" Bhill
Aug 25 2005 12:19AM
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Deezl
Posts: 2112 - Karma: 8
I don't have a good caption but the kid on the left looks like an Asian Andy Milonakis

Aug 25 2005 12:52AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
hahahaha, there's too much funny shit going on in this pic...

'hey momma, look what I found in my sears package'

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

I can make up rad emo names as well...
The Crying Bitches
The Sad Crying Bitches
The Bitchy Sad Criers
Aug 25 2005 12:59AM
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Joe.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 24
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-Joe

PLEASE HELP! CLICK THIS LINK AND COMPLETE AN OFFER
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Aug 25 2005 1:36AM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
"one night with a cambodian hooker, and this is what i get..."

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puttin the ummmmm in summer since 95'
Aug 25 2005 1:41AM
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the_hawk_of_europe
Posts: 510 - Karma: 51
"alien tried to steal child of chinese family"

Aug 25 2005 3:15AM
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the_hawk_of_europe
Posts: 510 - Karma: 51
haha granpa looks great.

Aug 25 2005 3:38AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
mr. bean goes to china

Aug 25 2005 8:45AM
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n.i.c.k.
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 14
and in other news, a family of five escapes from the state mental instiitution in search of drugs and egg foo young

wusa wusa wusa wasup
Aug 25 2005 9:00AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
that's what popped into my mind when i saw the pic, jim breuer

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 25 2005 9:22AM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
No, that is NOT your mommy

~Ben
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www.freeheellife.com

Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Aug 25 2005 9:22AM
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skierman_number1
Posts: 627 - Karma: 10
"Find Waldo!"
(For down syndrome retards ages 5+)

Aug 25 2005 10:01AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
so apparently when you eat asians whole and you crap them out, they're legally yours. I'm screwed

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 25 2005 10:12AM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
Can we trade babies?? Mine is way to FAT and heavy for me, i want to hold that little one

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Ski while you can

Also, what did you have for breakfast?
Aug 25 2005 10:32AM
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