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What would be an AWESOME band name?

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CanadianSkiGod
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After much exasperation over such a seemingly trivial thing, I can still not find a cool band name for a band (that is not even sure of existing) that would be a classic rock and prog homage (with extensive jams and beginnings of songwriting). It would be really cool if, by miracle, someone on NS just randomly suggests a name that is really good. Hey, who knows?


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People say the name of a band isn't important, but FUCK YEAH it is. There are timeless names like Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd... could you imagine Led Zep having any other name? The New Yardbirds for example (their original name, in a way)?

However, less impressive band names from bands that are arguably as good could be changed for better. Jethro Tull, for example; I find it okay, but people are apparently too dumb to grasp the "Jethro part". Their catalogue is impressive but they never achieved the total success of Led Zep and Pink Floyd, for example. Of course I'm not saying the name is responsible, far from it, but you get the gist of the message.

I've also tried the (alledged) Jerry Garcia method of pointing names at random in the dictionnary, but so far I've got: Copulative logic, Bushbeat, Bardolino, and other such crap.

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Aug 24 2005 9:38PM
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MitchPee
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how about

the badgers of the night...

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Aug 24 2005 9:44PM
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MistaSkier
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I can make up rad emo names as well...
The Crying Bitches
The Sad Crying Bitches
The Bitchy Sad Criers
The Sad Bitches Who Cry
Sad Bitchy Criers
Fags


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Aug 24 2005 9:48PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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Fuck classic rock? You are entitled to your opinion of course, but so am I, and mine is that you should burn in hell. And no offense but... the badgers of the night? I've been making random combinations for a while, and they all suck really bad. I come up with lone words like "weakfish", "pelvic inflammatory disease" or combinations like "fecal pree-teenager"

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Aug 24 2005 9:53PM
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seemeski
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"rock yay, emo nay"
Yes Pink Floyd and Led have good names, but I never heard about them asking people they dont know what to call themselves. Be original and creative.


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Aug 24 2005 9:54PM
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mterral_AT
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those are some good ones

Aug 24 2005 9:54PM
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kyle_w
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nowhere men. its an old beatles song

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Aug 24 2005 9:55PM
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twix_182
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Iron Whores
Felt Medley
Iron Medley
Felt Whores
Alu Tap
Gold Rocket
Gold Tap
Sulfur Bean
Slam Monkey




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Barmski
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The Nocturnal Emission

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Aug 24 2005 9:59PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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I believe your exact words were "fuck classic rock". Now sorry, but had you said "I could think of great emo names but I don't like classic rock", fine. But the word FUCK is a very strong word, and you have just insulted one of the most important things in my life, so FUCK YOU, assbag. Now if I say I'm having trouble finding the name of a band and your response is "Fuck classic rock", you can't get expect not get insulted, you worthless piece of shit.

Also, I don't usually go around insulting people's convictions, but bear in mind that you are an Emo. And I obviously didn't mean burn in hell in the litteral sense, dickwad, it was just a random insult (like assbag , worthless piece of shit or dickwad).

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Aug 24 2005 10:23PM
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asac
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i have the 2 greatest band names ever, and i will never tell them.






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Aug 24 2005 10:27PM
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WONTON
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u can be......the commies

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Aug 24 2005 10:37PM
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sereded blade


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Aug 24 2005 10:37PM
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SeanB
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The Bear Fuckers

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Aug 24 2005 10:49PM
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Pklink04
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small but very dangerous tree frog

or

Super ultra maguns prime the third of the canary islands



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Aug 24 2005 10:57PM
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[~_~]
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pssh your band is going to crash and burn like a Led Zeppelin....hey wait that'd be a sick name actually; you should name it that.

because I like poop.
Aug 24 2005 10:57PM
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Pklink04
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^your post was 10 seconds after mine



You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
Aug 24 2005 10:58PM
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Sk3bUm
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if i had a band it would be named......
"the really really cool awesome fun band"

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Aug 24 2005 11:03PM
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jsg
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how aobut i dont cut my hair casue i think its coool

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Aug 24 2005 11:05PM
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[~_~]
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well Clitorious is already taken by some friends of mine, and my band is called Lima Bean Sloth Order, so don't steal that. or else Im gonna pee in your butt.

because I like poop.
Aug 24 2005 11:05PM
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Holyflyingskiman
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Hey look at me I'm in a band
or
The band going no where

Aug 24 2005 11:12PM
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bermbuster49
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"tramp band"

the really awsome multi-raced people band


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Aug 24 2005 11:26PM
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sherLocke
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call yourselves, the tomato dodgers



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Aug 24 2005 11:30PM
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squeakywaffle
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Aug 24 2005 11:32PM
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Jaskittin
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The Mamograms.





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Aug 24 2005 11:39PM
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andrewg
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lmao!!!

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Aug 25 2005 12:28AM
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johanblaze
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call it metallica.

Aug 25 2005 12:33AM
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SteezePatrol
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new sig

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I can make up rad emo names as well...
The Crying Bitches
The Sad Crying Bitches
The Bitchy Sad Criers
Aug 25 2005 12:54AM
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Schmitz
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i like this

call yourselves, the tomato dodgers





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Aug 25 2005 12:57AM
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VKarma185
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http://www.bandnamemaker.com/d/generate/

if that doesn't work for you then you should have a band.

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Aug 25 2005 1:20AM
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Logical
Wreathes of Fury
Go Greek
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Zulu Mask
Brick floor
The Bean Bags
Leather Explosion Sound Experience
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Muppeteers
Jack and Company
Itching Powder
Cord Control
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Apez
Time for Music

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Aug 25 2005 1:33AM
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powder_2_the_people
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the Gr-apes


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Aug 25 2005 5:58AM
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lanks
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bruce and the usuals.


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Aug 25 2005 6:42AM
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lamp
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ill pay you 5 dollas

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Aug 25 2005 8:02AM
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mommy
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the snake sk8s

Aug 25 2005 8:31AM
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the_hawk_of_europe
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DICK CHAIN e

Aug 25 2005 8:38AM
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sconniestyle
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mezzo allegro



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Aug 25 2005 9:09AM
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Skipig25
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SoundSource

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Aug 25 2005 9:14AM
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scientist
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vendeta car chase.
the alphas
seaweed dance
the hiccups

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Aug 25 2005 9:44AM
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espen^R
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GayLord Fuckers

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Aug 25 2005 10:38AM
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downhiller52
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newschoolers...wait you play old shit

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Aug 25 2005 10:40AM
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CanadianSkiGod
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Well thanks for trying (some of you). I'm still doing random combinations in the dictionary. The only one that didn't sound like total crap was "Easy money". Still kind of sucks. I also fell on "Furious fox", but I find it sounds a bit gay. Whatever, keep posting, I'm still hoping.

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Aug 25 2005 11:21AM
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Apple
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Blood-Wine Sea

Flustered

Aid (get it? the band"aid")

Sidewalk Sonata (sp?)

Not Now

Inn "It" for the Money

The growing Tree Lives on

Long Slow Walk

Tarnished Gold Medal

RFDCIYSDM (Real firends Dont care if your socks dont match)

gniikseerf

FireHose Robbery

AfterDinner Mint

Unframe the Picture




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Aug 25 2005 11:35AM
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Skipig25
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^ I'm diggin the firehose robbery

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Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Aug 25 2005 11:38AM
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Tr_Hucker_1080
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kinky wizards
Sex Nugget
Industrial West(actual name of friends band)

Aug 25 2005 1:08PM
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couchskier
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jizz bombers

.................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
Aug 25 2005 4:08PM
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.John.
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crippled minister

i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

Aug 25 2005 4:12PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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Well, see, Valandora is already a pretty cool name. And unintentionally, probably, the kinky wizards is pretty cool too. I hope you don't mind me considering the name Valandora, seen as we probably live in different countries and that I'm not remotely thinking of being too serious, more of a on the side thing.

******************* 'I'm the master of low expectations.' 'I understand small business growth. I was one' -Dubya!
Aug 25 2005 5:36PM
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lalalalaura
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the reason Jethro Tull didn't get as big, is not because of their name. Perhaps some of the reason, is because their lead guitarist sold his guitar in order to buy a flute....and well,rock flute isn't exactly something the masses longed for at the time

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k_Boss957
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lord of the cunt

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