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MOWING THE LAWN

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BLADESTRAP
Posts: 270 - Karma: 14
dude don't you fucking hate it when yoru mowing the lawn and you dont' even have a dog and some dog takes a big fatty shit your lawn. it's like fuck dude i don't wanna mow over that, thats disgusting so you like mow around it and then theres this circle with really tall grass. then if you do run over it by accident and you have to empty yoru bag and it's full you have to sorta pull a little bit of grass outta the bag so that it will all come out and god damn what if you touch the shit!


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Aug 23 2005 12:34PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
ya i would hate that but i do have a dog so it's like dam it gets in the weels and stuff

aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now
Aug 23 2005 12:40PM
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BLADESTRAP
Posts: 270 - Karma: 14
ya word up homie


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Aug 23 2005 12:43PM
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BLADESTRAP
Posts: 270 - Karma: 14
and the thing that pisses me off the most is i think it's Kip o'shaunessy dog thats taken the shit in my lawn yo/


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Aug 23 2005 12:56PM
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campbell90
Posts: 429 - Karma: 10
yah i mow the lawn at an old age home and there was this pile of poop and i didn't want to go over it so i left it.. and i asked my dad if i should pick it up and he said no, so the next time i went to go do it it was still there but it was turning white it was so gross. haha




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Aug 23 2005 1:23PM
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BLADESTRAP
Posts: 270 - Karma: 14
yea dude they dissapear after a while like magic


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Aug 23 2005 1:25PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
you don't like mowing over dog shit??? haha I love doing it cause then poo goes flying all over the place.

because I like poop.
Aug 23 2005 2:02PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,647
mowing the lawn means money




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Aug 23 2005 2:04PM
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ecski73
Posts: 840 - Karma: 12
yeh for real the shit in my yard gets stuck in the fucking wheel and this week my house got tped so there was dog shit on my wheel with toilet paper covering it

who dey?
Aug 23 2005 2:11PM
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campbell90
Posts: 429 - Karma: 10
^hahah thats funny




soul sisterhood
Aug 23 2005 2:29PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
when i mowe the lawn i dont use a bag cause its easier if you dont and just leave all the cut grass there. I just go straight over the dog poo and have it splatter everywhere.



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Aug 23 2005 5:02PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
Fuckin hate that Kip kid.

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Aug 23 2005 6:28PM
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coordy12
Posts: 1285 - Karma: 10
why you gotta be like that kip?

just dont use a bag, it makes mowing a lot easier


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Aug 23 2005 8:12PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
true that

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Aug 24 2005 10:58AM
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rocketman
Posts: 151 - Karma: 10
sucha old thread, but sucha good one
Apr 20 2006 12:38AM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
did you know that space docking means taking a dump in a girls pussy.
Apr 20 2006 12:42AM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
wow. just wow. hahahaha
Apr 20 2006 2:23AM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
I wish my lawn was emo. Because then it would cut itself.
Apr 20 2006 2:26AM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
where's deafboy on this one, common kidddd wake up and get in here.
Apr 20 2006 2:32AM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
wow you must live on this site
Apr 20 2006 2:49AM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
why isnt this abuot girls shaving their goddamn landing strips????!?!!?!!?!?!!!??!
Apr 20 2006 3:08AM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
only at 3am...which would be at the moment.
Apr 20 2006 3:10AM
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hartig
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HAHAHHAHHAA
Apr 20 2006 7:15AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
get shovel, wait till kid comes out from neighbors, chuck at his face, and leave to mow again
Apr 20 2006 7:19AM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
def got that from Jism_represent
Apr 20 2006 7:04PM
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throwswitch
Posts: 467 - Karma: 10
for some reason when i first read this i thought this was gonna be about trimming pubes, boy was i wrong... my heads in the wrong place right now...
Apr 20 2006 7:53PM
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BLADESTRAP
Posts: 270 - Karma: 14
ahahaha its back!
Apr 21 2006 9:33AM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
Get smaller poop or set your mower's ride height to be higher. Then it skims right over the poop.
Apr 21 2006 10:08AM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
dude its almost summer time so naturally the dog poop thread is back and better than ever
Apr 21 2006 11:29AM
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BLADESTRAP
Posts: 270 - Karma: 14
fuck! today i was mowing the lawn and i thought i smelled shit and so i was already like fucking shit. and so i started keeping a careful eye out for it. sooner or later i get to the spot and accidently run over the huge ass pile of shit. it sucked cause i hadda empty my bag soon....
Apr 22 2006 1:04PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
haha watch out....first mow for me will be within 2 weeks
Apr 22 2006 1:43PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
hahah i so thaught this was a a thread about trimming pubic hair for some reason... hahaha
Apr 22 2006 1:46PM
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bigsoxfan
Posts: 734 - Karma: 10
then the lawn looks like shit tho and the grass dies and then u get thatch and then the lawn looks like shit and u gotta rake it

but yea a place i mow the dogs fuckin shit everywhere its so gross i like dryheave once a mow
Apr 22 2006 3:58PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
if im feeling really lazy (which is most of the time) ill run over the dog shit, instead of picking it up.
Apr 22 2006 4:00PM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
i always run it over...i have a big lawn, so i just pwn that shit and it fades out into the grass
Apr 22 2006 4:38PM
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feldrock
Posts: 298 - Karma: 18
mowing the lawn in general blows, especially when you do it for nothing
Apr 22 2006 5:30PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
i am the worst at mowing the lawn. I make it look terrible cuz i just drive around with absolutely no order. My dad gets mad.
Apr 22 2006 5:33PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
why what would i have to say about that?

I jut cant stand close minded pricks who always sterotype tight pants as something only emo kids wear.
even tho tight pants have been around for generations before those damn trendy emo/scenster kids.

hell back in the day black kids wore tight ass pants.
....and i wish my lawn was emo too, cuz my dad cuts the lawn as many times as hank hill cuts his.
Apr 22 2006 6:19PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
one time i was mowing our lawn with a puch mower and i ran over a pine cone... it shot out the back and hit me right in the eye. I was quite stunned
Apr 22 2006 9:07PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
We used to have cows by my house so we'd dump the grass and the cows would go crazy like it was crack on welfare wednesday.
Apr 22 2006 10:56PM
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kabozo101
Posts: 4429 - Karma: 20
yay i don't have to mow mine anymore cuz i got a bro in 6th grade and i make him do it so it all works out
Apr 22 2006 11:00PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
and then you also get all itchy and your shoes get stained green. its a bitch
Apr 22 2006 11:40PM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
nope, i have a mulching lawnmower, it's sweet, it does all the work for me. cuts up the grass really small and fires it back into the soil. most of the time i borrow my uncle's riding mower tho, cause if i mow my lawn with our walk behind mower it takes like 2 hours.
Apr 22 2006 11:53PM
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