Replying to American women crazy or cultural difference?????
i start from the beginning it's easier.
yesterday and today morning, i go to work (suit, tie ...) and cross this cute blonde. our eyes are crossing. today we smiled to each other while walking (we have to be on time at work). and now (9.15 pm NYC time), i just went out to buy some food, i cross her on the street.
her" "hey! you know i noticed you and i saw you noticed me. i prefer you in your suit (i was in baggy jeans and movement t shirt)"
me" "sure! you are as charming in your suit than in casual wear"(smiling)
her: "so, we live close to each other, so what about spending the night together in my BED tonight?" (smiling a horny way)
me: "well ... euh ... i'm sorry, i don't think it's gonna be possible".
her: "why? you told me i'm cute".
me: "you are! but my girlfriend in Paris is too".
her: "in paris? so, what's the problem, she will never know! i don't ask for a serious story for now!"
me: "she won't know but i will!"
her: "ok ... i understand ..." she takes my arm and write her exact address and phone number "if you feel alone in NYC far from her, call me ... my proposition will last as long as you want".
me: "i don't think ..."
her inturpting me and whispering in my hear: "it's up to you, ... but if we do it more than 3 or 4 times, i will probably accept to ... swallow (with a deeeeeep voice)". she kisses me and leave ...
WHAT'S THE FUCK WITH AMERICAN GIRLS???? ARE THEY ALL THE SAME OR IT WAS THE ONLY NYMPHO OF NYC??????
seriously!!! i am so ANGRY right now! BITCH!!
(if you are on this site and recognize yourself : bitch! slut! whore! i hate you!)
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