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How to beat up ANYBODY!

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VKarma185
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http://storywrite.com/Story/886478

hilarious

Aug 21 2005 12:31AM
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SteezePatrol
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I'm gonna say it says something like kick in teh balls or bring a weapon

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that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida
Aug 21 2005 12:32AM
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scofield
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im going with the flaming helicopter entrance approach



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Aug 21 2005 12:34AM
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CanOpener
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sounds like something off www.realultimatepower.net

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Aug 21 2005 12:34AM
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VKarma185
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the victory poses cracked me up

Aug 21 2005 12:36AM
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SteezePatrol
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For enemy that wears bright clothes: Chances are this guy is an optimist, so he will automatically assume he is going to win the fight. Use this to your advantage. If at all possible, get into the darkest place you can find, like shadows or alleys, so your eyes are not hurt. On the plus side, he should be easy to keep track of so feel free to use all maneuvers in your arsenal that use spinning (roundhouse kicks, helicopter punches, dragon axle). If you get tired, try thinking of an alternate guitar solo. Expect this to be a long fight, since people who wear bright clothes are normally very peppy and energetic. Don't be discouraged if you only land one in a hundred punches, because its that one that counts.


that was the onyl funny part

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that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida
Aug 21 2005 12:38AM
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Pklink04
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Enemy: Looks like school got out early.
You: Yeah. The School of Pain! (Punch in face, fight is over) Class Dismissed.



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Aug 21 2005 12:44AM
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eheath
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just carry a nine


what's up now bitch



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Aug 21 2005 12:49AM
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VKarma185
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^^no then it'd be called how to kill anybody

Aug 21 2005 12:53AM
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Lord_Piot
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no joke ive had guns pulled on me

you need to have the balls to say yes.....


they actually wont shoot..


after that back down. their point is made.






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Aug 21 2005 1:10AM
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PJ
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That was pretty stupid and not funny. Except for:

Enemy: Looks like school got out early.
You: Yeah. The School of Pain! (Punch in face, fight is over)

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Aug 21 2005 11:44AM
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bermbuster49
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Step 1: Get pumped. Here are some ways to do this:

*Think of the craziest guitar solo you can. Let this be the only thing in your head.
*If you're driving to the fight, drive really fast. Do not obey traffic lights.
*If there are totally hot chicks around, ask them to watch you fight and cheer you on.
*Make a cool entrance to the fight. For example, try to find a way to jump off a roof next to him, or get dropped off by a flaming helicopter.
*There are lots of ways to get pumped. Try to think of your own.

that is deff. the best part, hahah fucking guitar solo


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Aug 21 2005 11:58AM
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skibum311
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the witty remarks were kinda weird, but the rest of that is hilarious, im gonna use that for sure next time i need to kick some ass hahahh

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Aug 21 2005 12:25PM
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rynmartn
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i thot the whole damn thing was hilarious. the victory pose part reminds me of "Tekken"

yay skiing
Aug 21 2005 12:43PM
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.John.
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If someone challenges me to a fight, I just run away, get in my car, and then go break their mailbox.

i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

Aug 21 2005 10:54PM
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bhill2.0
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I piss in stuff
my47inchjohnson: your fucking retarded
my47inchjohnson: i can get you an o of kb for like 190-200





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Aug 21 2005 11:03PM
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PJ
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Or you could drive off and steal their PS2 and dvds.

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Aug 21 2005 11:03PM
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johanblaze
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hahaha

Aug 21 2005 11:14PM
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E-ZRider
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hah me to


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Aug 21 2005 11:18PM
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Aerozol
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"say yes" say yes to what? i dont get it.

"Come and suck my cock behind the changing sheds or I'll fucking shoot you" "yes"

hmmm I dunno

If I had more energy, I'd burn that young mans face
Aug 22 2005 2:16AM
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mattster
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haha thats good stuff... thanks for the laugh

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Aug 22 2005 4:36AM
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twiceasnice
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hahaha lol

good stuff

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

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Aug 22 2005 5:09AM
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asac
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one time i had to fight somewhere around 10 kids. they were weak as fuck and most of them ran away when i started throwing busting noses.






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Aug 22 2005 10:24AM
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powderdream
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kick the nearest brick wall hahahaha good stuff

Aug 22 2005 10:41AM
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campbell90
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i have never been in a fight, which is a good thing cause right now my self defense level is at like a 0 .. my dad and i are thinking of taking karate, anyone take it before? is it fun?







soul sisterhood
Aug 22 2005 10:52AM
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VKarma185
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take jui jitsu, or krav maga. everything else is a waste of time/money


Aug 22 2005 4:34PM
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FERREZZ
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hahahaha



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Aug 22 2005 4:48PM
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