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jibvermont
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this is the best comedy of all summer.. you have to see it. i was doubled over from laughter the entire time.

Andy tell us about your craziest sexual experience...

Well I was with this girl and she was a freak. She liked to talk dirty she would say things like screw me you dirty screwer... i had my hand on her boob and it felt like.. a bag of sand.

this is not word for word but just imagine Andry(Brick Tambland) saying that.. and you get the idea.

Aug 19 2005 11:01PM
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Fr2Planker
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TACKLE DRUNK BITCHES.......... that movie was soo amazing, beats wedding crashers id say

i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site. --strode420
Aug 19 2005 11:08PM
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Stryken
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 22
forgot it was out already...I will have to see it soon.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Aug 19 2005 11:19PM
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asac
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the girl that used the showerhead to masturbate, aka "beth", is elizathbeth something and she used to go to my school. talk about weird.






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Aug 19 2005 11:32PM
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SteezePatrol
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did she use shower heads to masturbate back then?

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that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida
Aug 19 2005 11:54PM
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hans_aschim
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 11
damn I thought this thread was about Doug Bishop. ooooooooooooooooooooh no



"Black guys love me" - Lindsay Lohan
Aug 20 2005 12:35AM
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bermbuster49
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ohh shit burn haha, but yeah i guess i will see this one soon.


-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 20 2005 12:40AM
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P-JO
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Definitely one of the funniest movies I've ever seen, and the ending could not have been better.

Aug 20 2005 12:55AM
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SeanB
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I can relate to that man, I haven't seen the movie yet but one of his friends in the movie was in my grad class, he's also in the anchorman as the camera guy. It's messed up seeing him in stuff.

Taco Del Mar invites you to roll a big one today!
Aug 20 2005 1:25AM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
woooahh thats awesome....phs is actually known for somehting now.



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Aug 20 2005 11:23AM
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sKILOve07
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haha yeah i deff. plan on seeing that

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^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could


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Aug 20 2005 11:34AM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
o my god that movie was so awsome... pc i know why ur gay

Q:whats better than one red head
A: TWO RED HEADS

sam: man that shot of pete doing a switchup on th s was so awsome hey stve u got that right
sam: ohhh ohhh yeah steve missed the shot.

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin

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Aug 20 2005 12:14PM
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seemeski
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I think that movie looks pointless and stupid. But I haven't seen it. I will though.


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Aug 20 2005 2:22PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
i want to see it

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
Aug 20 2005 2:43PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Im goin to see it tonight.

"you only live once, Just Fucking go for it!!"
Aug 20 2005 2:56PM
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ski8990
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haha the best part is when that kid asks if they have extra large condoms for him and his dad goes "seth you have a tiny penis!"

Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?

D-Railed Productions


skier8990 aim. talk to me if you like
Aug 20 2005 4:19PM
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I_am_Ian
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i thought the waxing part was the funniest

you know what i mean?
Aug 21 2005 1:28AM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
it rivals wedding crashers..

hilarious.


Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.


back to the original
Aug 21 2005 2:07AM
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dandoy
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im SO gonna do that to my kids...



"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
Aug 21 2005 7:14AM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
if you go to the store with your kid to watch him buy condoms, your a psycho

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
Aug 21 2005 11:56AM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
nipple fucker

Aug 21 2005 3:50PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
you clearly have not seen the movie.

Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?

D-Railed Productions


skier8990 aim. talk to me if you like
Aug 21 2005 5:15PM
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Pman13a
Posts: 3800 - Karma: 451
i havnt seen it but it looks hilarious

Aug 21 2005 11:49PM
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Pman13a
Posts: 3800 - Karma: 451
and i love steve carrell

Aug 21 2005 11:50PM
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TwinTipRider
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this is a have to see .. hopefully tonight !!!!


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Aug 22 2005 1:48PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
HOW MANY POTS HAVE YOU EVEN SMOKEN????!!!

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed -hoodratz47
Aug 22 2005 2:33PM
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Huckasorass
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 80
"Then you fuck the plant"

Aug 22 2005 10:20PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
so like 10 of my friends and I went to see it and at the halo joke it was pretty crazy cause all we do is play poker and halo.

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Aug 24 2005 11:28PM
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keasbynights
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 11
"I love it when the titties feel all full of sand."
"COMO SE LLAMA!"
-40 year old virgin

sooooo funny


Aug 26 2005 4:23PM
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Knewnews
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 477
we're buying some fucking toys.... man this movie is funny

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If you have made mistakes, even serious mistakes, you may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call "failure" is not the falling down, but the staying down.

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Aug 26 2005 8:23PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
top 3 funniest movies ever! im serious. it was downright amazing.
Every scene was hilarious, I laughed the entire time through it.
the supporting cast was so fucking hilarious
"Oh you want me to be a nigga now!"

Turtle: Look at you Mr. Beg for pussy on promnight.

Eric: Yea Turtle, I was begging my girlfriend, you were begging a 40 dollar hooker who declined your mother's credit card.-Entourage
Aug 26 2005 9:33PM
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twix_182
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what r the other 2?

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 26 2005 11:51PM
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cdnskigirl89
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did linsay lohan really say that black guys love her?

~*Soul Sisterhood*~
Aug 27 2005 9:43AM
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Pman13a
Posts: 3800 - Karma: 451
this was the funniest movie of the whole year

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal... People know me, I own many leather bound books...
Aug 27 2005 2:48PM
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Pman13a
Posts: 3800 - Karma: 451
she was a real freak, she was like "me so horny, me love you long time"



hahahahahahahahaha

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal... People know me, I own many leather bound books...
Aug 27 2005 2:48PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
hahaha

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Aug 27 2005 3:09PM
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XSask_FreeskierX
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me too


Aug 28 2005 1:01AM
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Ski-hobo
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it was the best movie of the summer, maybe of the year





"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."


" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
Sep 9 2005 1:44PM
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roxysister360
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im so excited...im going to see it tonight

"living like life's going out of style"
Sep 9 2005 3:19PM
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campbell90
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haha yah i saw it a few nights ago, it was hilarious, my dad was laughing practically the whole time. Best part was when they waxed and when the old man he works with was saying all that weird stuff to him.




soul sisterhood
Sep 9 2005 3:20PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
dumb and dumber is one of my top 3. and booty call maybe? PCU is up there as well

Turtle: Look at you Mr. Beg for pussy on promnight.

Eric: Yea Turtle, I was begging my girlfriend, you were begging a 40 dollar hooker who declined your mother's credit card.-Entourage
Sep 10 2005 10:43AM
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freeskier748
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I wanna see that movie soooooooooooooo bad

Sep 10 2005 12:47PM
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roxysister360
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soooooooooooooooooooo funny..omg, the very end and the when he gets waxed were by far teh funniest parts of the movie

"living like life's going out of style"
Sep 11 2005 8:09PM
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Chicken_P
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that movie was the greatest comedy of the summer

Sep 11 2005 8:30PM
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BobYohan
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oh man, what a movie. At the end I actually had to hold my friend down in his seat cuz he was laughing so hard he was gonna hit the people around him

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Sep 12 2005 9:13PM
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Snubluck
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this movie DESTROYED Wedding Crashers with it's awesome. Wedding Crashers was so shitty. This movie was so amazing.

-at least you went down naked- 'If brain power was gas you couldn't power a toy motorcycle around a penny.' Phrosty
Sep 12 2005 10:11PM
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Jenna1106
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such a funny movie...i saw it at lake placid.

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Sep 13 2005 7:32AM
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