Replying to Fucking Po-Po

Yeah, another cop story.

I'm driving home from my friends house at 3:00 today. I'm coming up to this intersection that has a new light in it. Anyway, the light turned yellow, and I didn't think that I would have been able to stop in time, so I kept going...one of those judgement calls. The light went red RIGHT as I went under it...like I had to lean forward to see it turn red. Anyway, it just so happens that waiting for the light on the other street is a cop. He pulls out and puts the lights on and pulls me over.

He walks up to my car, and before I can even say "good afternoon officer" he just asks for my license and registration. I give it to him. He asks if I know what I was pulled over for, and if I had had anything to drink today, which was gay. I said, "was it for that light back there? I didn't think I could stop in time and I am very sorry officer." He takes my stuff, looks merciful, and goes back to his car.

I thought he was certainly just gonna give me a warning...I mean, the light had JUST turned red, its not like I went right through it. He comes back to the car and gives me a 120 dollar fucking ticket.

Normally, I would be like, fuck that...I'm gonna appeal this in court and get it reduced to like 50-60 bucks...but good fucking game, I'm leaving for college in a week, so I wouldn't be here to appeal it. So now, even though this ticket is totally fucked up, I'm going to have to pay it.

fuck the police.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.