Replying to BUSTED!

so last night my gf was giving me head and we thought my roomate was asleep, and then all of a sudden i see him moving and i'm like whispering to her 'stop stop' and then all of a sudden this huge pilon flies at my face, and hits me, and he's all 'get the fuck out right now'. it was sketchy. so i bought him a 12 pack to make up for it.

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.