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Shittiest/most interesting summer job.

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GrippinGs
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schools about to be in session, people are moving for college or just moving to the mtns. This means everyone had to have worked somewhere and i know some of you had some fucked up jobs. lets hear em.

right now im currently employed at a local meat processing plant. you wouldnt believe some of the shit that goes into the very burger you could be enjoying at this very moment. ever seen pig or cow cancer?

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great graphic!!! this will be good damn fucking movie!! - tomekk
Aug 16 2005 2:20PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Fucked up job i cut a finger off, good job now i sit by lake tahoe lookin at hot ass all day makin 10 bucks an hour.. I love my life now it sucked before this move.

"you only live once, Just Fucking go for it!!"
Aug 16 2005 2:26PM
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skibrdingbitch
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eww greg thats gross...


Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
Aug 16 2005 2:28PM
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andrewg
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my job isnt really fucked up but i wash dishes at a restraunt.

"u can look like an ass and get good footage at the same time. just look at me and ur mom. i banged her wearing a santa suit last night, but it's great footage for the XXX-Mas porn film we r making." -MattTweak
Aug 16 2005 2:29PM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
and before my current job i worked at a meal worm farm. yaaaaaa u guys dont have shit on me right now.

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great graphic!!! this will be good damn fucking movie!! - tomekk
Aug 16 2005 2:33PM
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andrewg
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lmfao true.

"u can look like an ass and get good footage at the same time. just look at me and ur mom. i banged her wearing a santa suit last night, but it's great footage for the XXX-Mas porn film we r making." -MattTweak
Aug 16 2005 2:34PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Do you have all your finger's?

"you only live once, Just Fucking go for it!!"
Aug 16 2005 2:34PM
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Apple
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I started the summer as a dishwasher at a golfcourse. Im finishing the summer as a Cook at a golfcourse.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-ThomSavery
please pardon the cacography.
CCR
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DL.

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
Aug 16 2005 2:37PM
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andrewg
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yup!!

"u can look like an ass and get good footage at the same time. just look at me and ur mom. i banged her wearing a santa suit last night, but it's great footage for the XXX-Mas porn film we r making." -MattTweak
Aug 16 2005 2:39PM
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assassin167
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im getting a job at a mini golf/bumper boats place... made easy shit

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved
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Aug 16 2005 2:41PM
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GrippinGs
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how did u lose your finger?

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great graphic!!! this will be good damn fucking movie!! - tomekk
Aug 16 2005 2:47PM
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awsomecoolguy
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so my naiber details cars as a side job for extra money and he's like hey come help me and i'll pay you i'm sweet
i go over there and work on that thing for like three hours and the whole time he's yelling at me to make it nicer and cleaner it's just pain stakeing work when i get done he pays me fucking 10 dollers.
basterd

bitchy racers are gay we need little ns stickers that we put on our ski's in a certan place so we no that that other person likes ns
hey steave it's just a fat kid - family guy
Aug 16 2005 2:52PM
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i8van
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fulltime lifeguarding for 8$ an hour... sitting on a comfy chair looking at hot chick.

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Aug 16 2005 3:03PM
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hendrik.
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serving ice cream to fat, pissy, middle age women or service men and women.

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Just ski.
Aug 16 2005 3:07PM
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PowderCanuck
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What the heck is a naiber? That's the worst spelling I think I've seen on this site. It's spelled "neighbour"

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Screw this I'm going skiing
Aug 16 2005 3:08PM
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andrewg
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lmfao

"u can look like an ass and get good footage at the same time. just look at me and ur mom. i banged her wearing a santa suit last night, but it's great footage for the XXX-Mas porn film we r making." -MattTweak
Aug 16 2005 3:33PM
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eheath
Posts: 61648 - Karma: 123,472
fast food woohoo


what's up now bitch



"the fatter you are the smaller you go"-unknown

ACLs suck
Aug 16 2005 3:34PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
hey canada, its spelled neighbor.

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Aug 16 2005 3:42PM
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djikstra
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I am a member of the Mcdonalds restaurant family. (I work at Mcd's)

L.J. rest in peace
Aug 16 2005 3:51PM
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GrippinGs
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iv done my fair share of fast food. but i find it to be rather annoying to have managers w/ little to no education about actual business or management skills.

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great graphic!!! this will be good damn fucking movie!! - tomekk
Aug 16 2005 3:56PM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
next summer i'm gonna ride around in a zodiac with a 50 hp motor, selling newspapers to trailer parks. 8-2 each day for 15-20 bucks an hour.
it's gonna kick ass

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Marius

Norway represent
Aug 16 2005 4:04PM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
windells coach..........





Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???

A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!



Aug 16 2005 4:37PM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
shitty job^DOUCHEBAG!

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great graphic!!! this will be good damn fucking movie!! - tomekk
Aug 16 2005 4:52PM
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proZach
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hahha.

work at a candy store.


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Aug 16 2005 5:35PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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earlier in the summer I was helping my dad build an airplane, building fences, digging ditches and clearing timber in the woods, now I'm a server at the spagetti factory

We pay our debt sometimes.
Aug 16 2005 5:42PM
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beefbud
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OC TRANSPO LOST AND FOUND NIGGA!!!!!!

Aug 16 2005 5:54PM
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Schmitz
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my job fucking sucked. i put onership stickers on kids books and other school stuff in a storage room with no windows




just start beatboxin on the intercom it would be so funny. then push the gum rack over on the floor, tackle somebody and burst outta there

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Aug 16 2005 5:56PM
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Schmitz
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then i quit




just start beatboxin on the intercom it would be so funny. then push the gum rack over on the floor, tackle somebody and burst outta there

AdamskiNick
Aug 16 2005 5:56PM
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sKILOve07
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best job, workin for snow country in ski retail

bad job.... pickin up after rich bitchy people at the country club

http://ipodsgiveaway.co.uk/index.php?refe rral=170103
^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

k-squad represent!


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Aug 16 2005 6:15PM
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PJ
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Worked in an automotive box reparing factory. 10$ an hour, 15$ an hour for the last few days, working 11 hours daily. Its been pretty sweet. Also free lunches, snacks and drinks. We get like footlongs at subway. The boss is even buying me a nice watch for helping out during one busy week.

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Aug 16 2005 9:34PM
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Sharpy
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planting thousands of little trees a day. 10 cents a tree. Not too bad pay, averaging 300-400 trees an hour.

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW

Like a virgin on prom night.

Formerly skibum_
Aug 16 2005 9:36PM
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freeskisquaw
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^Haha that's sick. 10c/Tree.


NS has become the official gathering of the world's dumbest people.

Scratch174, thank you.
Aug 16 2005 9:39PM
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cdnskigirl89
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i babysitt, 50bucks a day and deliver papers all year round

~*Soul Sisterhood*~
Aug 16 2005 10:07PM
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bermbuster49
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going out and hooking up with girls is my job, my parents give me the money, and then they dont ask for the change, so i make some money that way. right now i have $357, for gettin some puss!

-kulpy-

Yo free ipods are for real! Read some of this, its proof http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/new snight/3683524.stm

sign up here: http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=21277152 and get your own!

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 16 2005 10:12PM
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tBatt
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^hahaha but i mow lawns nad that sucks but i listen to my ipod

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i'd be better at skiing if i had better places to ski


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Aug 16 2005 10:27PM
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BlindFaith
Posts: 841 - Karma: 12
this summer - waitering and working at a microbrewery - job sucked, but free beer.





a bad day'll make you really notice ones this good and that'll make things a little better understood - blackalicious
Aug 16 2005 10:32PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
lifeguarding its alright but the pools tha ti work at.. no1 ever goes so i basically just sit there and listen to music and watch dvds

ok
Aug 16 2005 10:38PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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Well I've experienced both I guess. I applied at this new brewpub/restaurant and the chef gave me a job as a cook (actually I did the salads). But on the first day I cut off half of my finger after 20 minutes and he sort of (understandably) lost faith in me and dumped me at dishwashing.

That definetely is the worst job you can have. Non-stop gruelling, physical, mundane, repetitive, hard work with a horrible salary (minimum wage) and atrocious hours (10-11 hours shifts finishing at 2 in the morning!). After a few weeks I was ready to leave, but the chef put me back on salads.

The salary is only a little better, but the hours are great and the work easy and fun when there is work at all; surprisingly, salads aren't as popular as beer at a brewpub. Half of the time I just lean on the counter and talk and laugh with the other cooks. I kind of feel bad for the dishwashers though.

******************* 'I'm the master of low expectations.' 'I understand small business growth. I was one' -Dubya!
Aug 16 2005 10:39PM
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amstheavenskier2
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golf shop so all summer stuck up fat asses wearing plad pants bitch at me for a little over minimum wage

Aug 17 2005 11:18PM
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Mike-O
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I edit Team RGG's new movie and get paid for it, 10e an hour. I usually add a couple of extra hours too because no one really cares. So that's like 500-600 a week. Getting new skis definately. Oh, and they haven't said anything about when the job ends.. Yeshh..



Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
Aug 18 2005 3:05AM
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prophet
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well my friends all went to new zealand and the likes for the summer so i said fuck, ill go skiing. so i drove down to hood, applied and took the first job they offered me as a liftie. basically summer liftie = sitting in a shack for 10 hours a day starting at 530 watching other people have fun and not really getting to move because your co-workers are lazy ass stoner-retards who cant figure out that if you switch positions you get to ride. that and steve cruz and co. are dicks so uh... who knew itd suck?

Aug 18 2005 4:41AM
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meggers
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yea so i have many jobs

1. daycare teacher...for 2 and 3 yr olds....i change poopy diapers and clean up after them all day

2. nanny....for 3 boys....well mostly 2....they are 7 11 and 14 but the 14 really doenst need a nanny....so im a soccer mom there....drivin the 2 younger ones to football/.baseball.orthodonist apointments...o and making dinner somewhere inbetween

3. i work in the wearhouse of gilette stadium...i move food/beer and make popcorn

4. i wiatress at a reitment home

5. i babysitt 2 boys who are 3 and 1 every thursday night after i get out of my other nanny job

you may not land everything you hit...but one things is for sure....you def dont land 100 percent of the things you never hit...so get out there and hit em up!!!

theres only us
theres only this
forget regret or life is yours to miss
no other road
no other way
no day but today

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Aug 18 2005 11:52AM
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hoodratz47
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janitor at timberline....... worst job ever..

1. walking into boys shitter. seeing feces on ground more feces near stall, feces laden underware on the stall door.

2. cleaning girls shitter. opeing stall seeing blood everwere and surpise box has been strewn.

3. cleaning trashcans and geting who the fuck puked in the garbage all over your now and lata gaiters..


yeah... shitty aint it......

FLOODO.

whats blue and comes in browines


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Aug 18 2005 12:03PM
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Ericpbp
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Yeah i have been land scaping everyday at the same house for 2 months now. ITs 3 acres and so hot out side. gots to builed the muscles though

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Aug 18 2005 3:04PM
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crooks
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haha thatd bea nice job

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Aug 18 2005 3:26PM
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Leckett
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right now i work at winners (clothing store for you americans cas its only in canada). i have my lifeguard certification and im taking my instructors certification so i can get a job with the city this coming fall (hopefully)

NS SKATEBOARD
Aug 18 2005 6:46PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
i worked at the beach and had to clean a massive duece out of a shower.

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate.
Aug 18 2005 7:38PM
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twix_182
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mow 8 hours worth of lown(prolly more than 10 now since the good mowers engine blew yesterday, oops, no oil)and do maintenance on a mini golf course by myself. no help

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 18 2005 8:05PM
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SteezePatrol
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I have litterally the shittiest and most interesting job possible. I clean sewers and find treasures


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Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida
Aug 18 2005 8:10PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
well heres my summer job history

14- daycamp, shitty ass pay but fun
15- daycamp, same shit different year
16- army reserves, hard work, good times and money
17- roofing, hard work, good times and money

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Aug 18 2005 8:20PM
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Hctiws_iks
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shitty-sorting tiny orings by size with a metal rod
for tens hours a day.

good-lawnmowing at 10 dollars an hour, i make own hours,
bartending just for a couple nights as a sub for my friend, that was real fun

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