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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
have you ever had a fart that like you couldent stand because usaly if you made if it doesnt bother you that much but i just farted and i like had to leave the room and set up a bunch of fans every were it was bad

bitchy racers are gay we need little ns stickers that we put on our ski's in a certan place so we no that that other person likes ns
hey steave it's just a fat kid - family guy
Aug 15 2005 10:02PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
i dont care...

"u can look like an ass and get good footage at the same time. just look at me and ur mom. i banged her wearing a santa suit last night, but it's great footage for the XXX-Mas porn film we r making." -MattTweak
Aug 15 2005 10:03PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
hahahaha

http://ipodsgiveaway.co.uk/index.php?refe rral=170103
^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

k-squad represent!


***-Soul Sisterhood-***
Aug 15 2005 10:04PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
yah dude, Im lactose intollarnat, and it happens whenever I have a milk product and dont take my pills.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-ThomSavery
please pardon the cacography.
CCR
PPP
DL.

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
Aug 15 2005 10:07PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
thats awsome if i was like going to do somthing with a bunch of dudes i would like drink some milk without my pill so when you get in the car just let um rip

bitchy racers are gay we need little ns stickers that we put on our ski's in a certan place so we no that that other person likes ns
hey steave it's just a fat kid - family guy
Aug 15 2005 10:19PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
No dude. first of all, when i have milk and dont take my pills my stomach feels like someone is twisting it threw a ring washer. Second I cant stand the smell of them and third it gives me diareaha. No one like any of that. there for i take my pills or i stay away. its not all fun and game, Though sometimes I wish it were.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-ThomSavery
please pardon the cacography.
CCR
PPP
DL.

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
Aug 15 2005 10:23PM
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cdnskigirl89
Posts: 744 - Karma: 10
hahah, for the past 2 days, my farts have been so stinky and unbearble

~*Soul Sisterhood*~
Aug 15 2005 10:39PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
my friends call farts acid fart if they brun your nose, i find it funny because they just do it in school out loud





They call me HoodRich
Aug 15 2005 10:40PM
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brogilvie
Posts: 2607 - Karma: 123
^^ I did not just read that cndskigurl. Girls do not fart or shit, it is a rule, they definatly do not fart or shit.



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Aug 15 2005 11:21PM
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skiusa
Posts: 131 - Karma: 10
hahaha

Aug 15 2005 11:46PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
dam that funny beans

bitchy racers are gay we need little ns stickers that we put on our ski's in a certan place so we no that that other person likes ns
hey steave it's just a fat kid - family guy
Aug 16 2005 12:24PM
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
pretty girls dont fart, so you must be ugly



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Aug 16 2005 12:56PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
hahahaha, that would be great....to hear

talking about wat u can do at a slow bank

darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?

bhill: google:how to rob my bank

Aug 16 2005 1:55PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i could destroy anyone at stinky farts, i guarantee it



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Aug 16 2005 3:49PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Ohh I don't know about that Lateralis, unfortunately there is no way to find out.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Aug 16 2005 3:52PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
how about i fart in a jar then mail it to you?



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Aug 16 2005 3:55PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
canadianskigirl....no.... just no

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida
Aug 16 2005 4:47PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
i knew a hot chick who farted. unfortunatly she got hit by a bus shortly after, and her remaining bone marrow and cartilage enabled us to label her hot no more.

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
Aug 16 2005 7:43PM
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skoganskier101
Posts: 2067 - Karma: 14
tanaka, everyone of your posts i have seen lately is either totally irrelivent or is about peeing in butts



I hate Tommy

formerly known as ncskier15

"i dont really know how i got fat? I know u dumb a**, apparently more food went into this hole than came out this hole" - Carlos Mencia
Aug 16 2005 7:54PM
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skoganskier101
Posts: 2067 - Karma: 14
ive done some bad farts before. we used to get detentions for farting too much



I hate Tommy

formerly known as ncskier15

"i dont really know how i got fat? I know u dumb a**, apparently more food went into this hole than came out this hole" - Carlos Mencia
Aug 16 2005 7:55PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
just lay off the salsa and cheese dooood

www.wfoskisandgear.com


see me and lots of foxes @ www.snofox.biz
Aug 16 2005 10:52PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
If I eat a lot Krispy Kremes my farts smell like donuts.

Aug 16 2005 10:53PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
One of my friends has these intelorably smelly farts. They always smell the same thing and are instantly recognisable to us after five years of coping with them. He can no longer pretend he didn't fart. They aren't only smelly though, they have an incredible range and duration. For example, sometimes when we ski we take breaks from the park and go and have fun in the glades and slopes (on shitty days, this can be a million times more fun than just staying in the park). Once we had just raced down this glade at top speed. I was behind him and could smell his farts while I was skiing, and the smell stayed around me for extended periods of time; they are that bad.

******************* 'I'm the master of low expectations.' 'I understand small business growth. I was one' -Dubya!
Aug 16 2005 11:22PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
you;re calling me irrelevent? your comment has absolutly nothing to do with this thread.

because I like poop.
Aug 16 2005 11:26PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
ha true dat but still no more posts about peeing in butts not cool

bitchy racers are gay we need little ns stickers that we put on our ski's in a certan place so we no that that other person likes ns
hey steave it's just a fat kid - family guy
Aug 18 2005 12:42PM
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eheath
Posts: 61645 - Karma: 123,450
^your sig blows nuts


what's up now bitch



"the fatter you are the smaller you go"-unknown

ACLs suck
Aug 18 2005 12:45PM
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