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Holyflyingskiman
Posts: 385 - Karma: 18
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1600011/ she sucks

Aug 14 2005 11:14AM
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bigkstylie
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2
How can anybody be complacent with being that grotesque?



We gonna whack it til the wheels fall off.

Aug 14 2005 12:25PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
what a fucken whale. her wheelchair is bigger than my car for fuck sakes



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Aug 14 2005 12:30PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
i feel sick. just think about all the food she eats. if she only ate enough food to keep her alive (like all people who care about their body shape) and donated all the extra food that she ate to africa, just think about how many starving kids she could feed. but nooooo she HAS to eat sooooo much to become a fucking whale

NS SKATEBOARD
Aug 14 2005 12:36PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
but imagine having sex with that........the possibilities are endless with her. you can always find a new set of rolls to shove your wiener in



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Aug 14 2005 12:49PM
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skoganskier101
Posts: 2067 - Karma: 14
dont even think that

who's at the door? uhh, just the mormons again


I hate Tommy

formerly known as ncskier15
Aug 14 2005 1:21PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
every thing is biger in texsas

bitchy racers are gay we need little ns stickers that we put on our ski's in a certan place so we no that that other person likes ns
hey steave it's just a fat kid - family guy
Aug 14 2005 1:45PM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
seriously though....if there was a little kid on the couch next to her and she had a heart attack and died, she would kill the kid if she slouched over to the side. that shit is dangerous.

Aug 14 2005 2:44PM
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cjgncjgn
Posts: 3023 - Karma: 21
holy shit!

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Peace
CJ
Aug 14 2005 3:15PM
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ejoy
Posts: 524 - Karma: 43
It's seems she is a little in denial about the fact that it would be good for her to lose weight.

On looking at the enormity and beauty of the Earth you realise just how small we are.

~Soul Sisterhood~
Aug 14 2005 3:27PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
i like her last comment "they can bite me" well theres sertainly enough to bite you fat bitch.

-kulpy-

Yo free ipods are for real! Read some of this, its proof http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/new snight/3683524.stm
sign up here: http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=21277152 and get your own!

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 14 2005 3:41PM
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punk_rider
Posts: 2327 - Karma: 10
being so fast is probably because of some kind of genetic disease. i feel sorry for her

******************* FACE YOUR FEARS, LIVE YOUR DREAMS!! PUNK'S NOT DEAD! RAILS SUCK! POWDER SKIING RULES! DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
Aug 14 2005 4:10PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
no it's mostly because she eats a shitload and doesn't excercise

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida
Aug 14 2005 4:18PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
she claims shes comfortable...............hahhahhahhaha fuck that its cuz shes always in one spot sitting on top of 45 inches of pure fat



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Aug 14 2005 4:56PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
holy shit she should lose some weight




"collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable"
-ATLANTASKI

"r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
fuck pussy dick suckin lip"
-bristolrider
Aug 14 2005 5:03PM
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m1garand
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 15
lmfao


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Aug 14 2005 5:19PM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
just imagine how big her shits must be.









Don't Blame me, I didn't vote for Bush.
Aug 14 2005 6:57PM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
shirts?

Aug 14 2005 8:01PM
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skoganskier101
Posts: 2067 - Karma: 14
it cant even stand.




I hate Tommy

formerly known as ncskier15
Aug 14 2005 8:03PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
She probably eats all the doctors that tell her she needs to lose weight. I can't believe anybody would take her on a date! She said people tell me I should be happy to get a date. I mean I can take fat but thats just circus fat!

go skiing

www.skipunx.com
Aug 14 2005 8:32PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
thats insane

http://ipodsgiveaway.co.uk/index.php?refe rral=170103
^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

k-squad represent!


***-Soul Sisterhood-***
Aug 14 2005 8:44PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
What a fat bitch... she should get over herself and lose some weight. No way is that all genetic.

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WIND BLOWING HARD
KOMPRESSOR GREEN CARD
OUT OF HAND AND INTO FRONT YARD
PICK UP FROM LAWN
CONCLUSION FOREGONE
KEEP WALLET IN POCKET IF WIND IS STRONG
Aug 14 2005 9:01PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
it's texas, they like things big

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 14 2005 9:05PM
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zmanalex
Posts: 452 - Karma: 10
Hey fat women need love too. They just gotta pay.

"im tellin' ya man, it's the best thing since backstreet boys"- Twix_182

~~~WATCH ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!!~~~
Aug 14 2005 9:09PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
^^^ yeah a $7.99 all you can eat buffet and the local italian restaurant



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Aug 14 2005 9:34PM
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dirty_dreb
Posts: 2659 - Karma: 20
what a fat fuck

dreblit?
"My grandma with a broken hip could jump higher then that in her wheel chair" - tiller482
Aug 14 2005 9:47PM
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tahoeskier.
Posts: 1370 - Karma: 67
i can't believe i just watched that. ew

Aug 14 2005 10:01PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
I gained at least two stones just by watching that!

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Oh I get it. Sorry to ruin your day.
Aug 14 2005 10:25PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
hahaha she was tryin to be sentual

"men are predators"

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Aug 15 2005 11:35AM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
that is plain fucking wrong, i hope she dies soon or at least has the massivest fucking heart attack ever, JUST for being such a stupid bitch and being in denial about loosing wieght.





I Heart Skateboarding
Aug 15 2005 11:44AM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
ur 1 disgusting fuck

talking about wat u can do at a slow bank

darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?

bhill: google:how to rob my bank

Aug 15 2005 11:47AM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
hahaha

go skiing

www.skipunx.com
Aug 15 2005 1:27PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
i bet she'd make for one world-record cannonball contest into a pool, but they might have to hoist her up with a crane then drop

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