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Blow up sex dolls are hilarious

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timoski
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http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/

no ones as good as me, they just got better marketing schemes
Aug 13 2005 1:29PM
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timoski
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they get funnier towards the bottom

no ones as good as me, they just got better marketing schemes
Aug 13 2005 1:31PM
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hemlockjibber8
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my cousin had a blow up sex doll but it was a pig. they used it as a pool toy. the asshole was the beer holder

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LORD OF THE PARK 2006.....
Aug 13 2005 1:32PM
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skierman_number1
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"Fat Angry Mom Doll

Fuck this and then kill yourself.

Huge breasts, three openings."

Bahahhahhahahaha.

Aug 13 2005 1:38PM
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Jwenz
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hhahhahah
"Letha Weapon" Latex Doll

Heavy-duty latex construction with anus, vagina, and mouth opening. Soft brown hair, polished finger nails and toes, and huge tits. Often sold with two vibrating bullets, air pump, and repair kit.

Letha Weapon is famous for her enormous breasts, which are much larger than those available on this doll.


I Vote for Enom!
Aug 13 2005 1:44PM
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USA
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Luvin Lamb -White

See also: Shari Lewis.

One single opening in the rear.

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Here's a dandy, inflatable cow who actually goes moo during sex.

One rear-entry opening. Spanish fly not required.

hahah
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Erotic Blow-up Love Piggie

Inflatable pig which looks more like a trucking station's propane tank. One single rear-entry point.

no me gusta acls


"can anyone do a backflip, im new to two tip skis"-bikeobsession

also known as pussyfooter
Aug 13 2005 1:47PM
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Jake...
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lmao


"Why would you sneak out in grade 4? To trade pokemon?"
"WTF is she doing, fucking idiot"
-eastAR5
Aug 13 2005 2:03PM
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sKILOve07
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thats hysterical

http://ipodsgiveaway.co.uk/index.php?refe rral=170103
^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

k-squad represent!


***-Soul Sisterhood-***
Aug 13 2005 2:28PM
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Localboyz
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Hahaha

Does it annoy anybody that the first trick landed in Not Another Ski Movie WAS SEVEN AND A HALF FUCKING MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE???????????????? i paid for a ski movie... not a tour of a lightbulb factory
Aug 13 2005 6:56PM
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Schoening
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reminds me of in jackass the movie when he goes to a demolision derby, and has the two blow ups in the back

Aug 13 2005 6:58PM
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espen^R
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HAHAHA. hilariouS!

Member Number: 31594

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Hunk, Hunk!
Booter Crunk!
Aug 13 2005 7:02PM
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[~_~]
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hahaha a russle crowe doll?

because I like poop.
Aug 13 2005 7:03PM
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funbox14
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haha when i was staying at the jhon doe lodge at the bottom of tuckermans trail thing there was a group of guys who had a sheep and a chick. the next day they brought the chick up to tuckermans and rode it like a sled it was so funny




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your mom
Aug 13 2005 7:04PM
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espen^R
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this one is just hot

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"She-Male Doll

Love doll with strong breasts and realistic vibrating cock."

Member Number: 31594

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Hunk, Hunk!
Booter Crunk!
Aug 13 2005 7:05PM
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cjgncjgn
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how did you umm... find these? why were you on a site like this?

Want stickers that still look great after a day on the hills?
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Weatheproof Waterproof
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(make a sticker send it to us you might just win!)
Peace
CJ
Aug 13 2005 7:06PM
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eastAR5
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im about to order the cow

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Aug 13 2005 7:21PM
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triebby
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hahahahaha erotic pig doll

Republican and proud of it.
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i want to ride in a kangaroos pouch -i_am_a_skier

Aug 13 2005 7:32PM
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punk_rider
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humans are scary

******************* FACE YOUR FEARS, LIVE YOUR DREAMS!! PUNK'S NOT DEAD! RAILS SUCK! POWDER SKIING RULES! DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
Aug 13 2005 7:37PM
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SimonFiller
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those dolls are scary

Aug 13 2005 7:39PM
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Sashac
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rotten.com you goof, haha.

Aug 13 2005 10:33PM
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*Fujative*
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that is fucked up


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
eat.breathe.sleep.ski
Aug 13 2005 10:41PM
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CTD
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ive never seen anything funnier. the best part, is that like 1 of those actually resembled a human lol. i dont know how people can seriously fuck one of those without feelin like a total loser lol.



i looked on google but all i could find was 3D Animation porn-sxmarty6

ECS headwear, hit me up!
Aug 13 2005 11:24PM
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Parkboy
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Click for larger image lol

Aug 14 2005 12:26AM
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SteezePatrol
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no picies workie?

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Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida
Aug 14 2005 12:34AM
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Salomonman
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wtf

Aug 14 2005 1:32AM
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Craigskis
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^ I bought this doll for my 21st birthday We took Patty to The beagle
After the bar I got in a fight because some swiss asshole ripped her arms off

good times,

a few months latter my mother found a deflated armless blowup doll under my bed,

mad kinky...

live by the N.E.R.D
Aug 14 2005 1:47AM
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frogger69
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why the fuck where you seaching for sex dolls

Aug 14 2005 12:31PM
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Leckett
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i dont think i have laughed this hard in a good while

NS SKATEBOARD
Aug 14 2005 12:37PM
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timoski
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why the fuck do you think i was searching for sex dolls?

i wanted to fuck a piece of plastic.

no ones as good as me, they just got better marketing schemes
Aug 14 2005 1:05PM
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tBatt
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haha those are fucking hilaroins


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i'd be better at skiing if i had better places to ski


-NS Skateboarding-

Sep 28 2005 5:40PM
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tBatt
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holy shit i had no idea when that came back from untill ike 2 seconds ago


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i'd be better at skiing if i had better places to ski


-NS Skateboarding-

Sep 28 2005 5:42PM
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bermbuster49
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haha good thread, but really why did you bring it back? , anyway

angry mom one was great hahah


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-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Sep 28 2005 5:53PM
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lamp
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angry mom was the funniest definately

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i'm with stupid^


"im tellin' ya man, it's the best thing since backstreet boys"-twix_182

Watch it dude, he knows black people- EasySteezey
Sep 28 2005 6:00PM
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gmack24
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haha disturbing, this kid in my dorm has the angry mom one and he taped it to the ceiling of his room, and glued a wig onto her cooch

https://newschoolers.com/NS2/Members/Membe rMediaLit.php?profile_id=65066
Sep 28 2005 7:27PM
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Ski-hobo
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carefull, the tiniest prick will pop them....giggity





"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."


" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
Sep 28 2005 7:55PM
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skierchild
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yeah they diffentally are funny

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Sep 28 2005 7:59PM
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gmack24
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yea diffentally

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Sep 28 2005 8:06PM
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Anathema
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i CRACKED the fuck up when i saw that one. ahhahaha. i love the way they have 'tight anal entries' and they're fuckin vaginas aren't underneath, but in front. weird. but friggin amazing. i needed that man, good fuckin laugh...... whoooaaaaaa

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-J. Harvie
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Capital City Rider, DFP


don't be a bucket head...
Sep 28 2005 8:11PM
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redheadskier_chick1242
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"that's a nice doll you got there frank."

*courtney
-girls of NS represent-
Sep 28 2005 8:31PM
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skierchild
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she likes the dolls

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Sep 28 2005 8:33PM
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zmanalex
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Personally i prefer the pig to satisfy my needs.

"im tellin' ya man, it's the best thing since backstreet boys"- Twix_182

~~~WATCH ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!!~~~
Sep 28 2005 9:52PM
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skierdudeguy
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yea... shes alright



down a season...
Sep 28 2005 10:00PM
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.nafus.
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thats some funny shit

Sep 28 2005 10:23PM
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Literature
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Little frightening.....

David

-AR_Six- is my hero. And you can audition too.

Don't waive your rights with your flags.

Naw not if they're on mountain bikes. See we/they aren't like your typical goober mountain bikers, they can pedal pretty damned fast especially if they had a sexually violated, pissed off moose chasing them. - skiierman

I ride with the big Guns.
Sep 28 2005 10:56PM
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Schnoodle.
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haha i love blow up dolls, they're so funny. so many good practical jokes you can do too

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DROP CLIFFS NOT BOMBS
Sep 28 2005 11:34PM
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Schnoodle.
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haha i love blow up dolls, they're so funny. so many good practical jokes you can do too

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DROP CLIFFS NOT BOMBS
Sep 28 2005 11:34PM
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whattheshit
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how did you find this thread again in the first place,

Sep 29 2005 5:37AM
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SchweitzerSki
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my roomate had a blowup doll. we decided to use it to store weed. we put it up the ass

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Sep 29 2005 6:14AM
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JackBach
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hahahaha

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Look at the world, look at this hell, look at the hate that we've made. Look at the final product, a world in slow decay.

Sep 29 2005 10:00AM
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johanblaze
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i went to a sex shop on saturday and was checking out the love dolls. i found the plumper on the g.i.l.f. (granny i'd like to fuck) one's to be especially humerous. i ended up just buying a penis pop gun for $1. you squeeze the balls and the head shoots off at people. so tight.

Sep 29 2005 11:09AM
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frogger69
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i fuckin heard they have a new vibating PUSSY for guys and lesbians
Oct 22 2005 9:44PM
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