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skier_bum
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Who do u guys think is the funniest at stand up comedy. I'm gonna say Dane Cook

Aug 6 2005 10:58PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
chris rock or dave chappelle (sp)

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 6 2005 10:58PM
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sKILOve07
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def. dane cook....love the koolaid bit

Aug 6 2005 10:59PM
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bhill2.0
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Brian Regan, my brothers friend is his cousin, free tickets





They call me HoodRich
Aug 6 2005 11:00PM
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skiman523
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used to be mitch hedberg

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass. Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Aug 7 2005 12:43AM
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VKarma185
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
Brian Reegan is hilarious, also Tom Papa is really funny too. There's a lot of others but those are my two favorites

Aug 7 2005 12:47AM
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pierceme
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Check out Tony woods, Pablo Francisco, and Nick Swardson. Theyre all damn good





I ski at the crappiest hill ever...
Aug 7 2005 1:05AM
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Apple
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Totaly agree with you. That man was amazing

"I was staying at my friends place, and he told me that I had to sleep on the floor... Damn Gravity. Got me again! You know how much I wanted to sleep on the wall!"

Like a virgin on promnight!

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please pardon the cacography.
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"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
Aug 7 2005 8:20AM
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badboysouth
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me

Aug 7 2005 8:21AM
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mattyb.
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i don't remember his name, he is and older guy that yells a lot and one show he had on comedy central he talked about candy corn, hanaka(sp?) vs. christmas, and like 2 starbucks being across from each other, if u know his name tell me


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Aug 7 2005 8:25AM
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TheClap.
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Ron White aka Tater salad


Aug 7 2005 8:35AM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
Dane Cook, listing to him as we speak. Mitch Hedberg.

I'm going to drop some insider comedy on you. Zach Galifinakis, the man is hilarious. You'll him, and thank me.



Stay Classy Newschoolers
Aug 7 2005 8:46AM
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smoothch
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
yeah dane cook
haha that angel just told me not to get on the plane

GO SWITCH
Aug 7 2005 8:47AM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
Lewis Black, Robin Williams, Carlos Mencia, Nick Swardson, eh they allllllll are good...

RIP
FRZ

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And I'm gonna be there_In T-Dot, they wants me_And I'm gonna be there, spreading the vibes_All over the world

K A R M A
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Aug 7 2005 8:52AM
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RotatedLINE
Posts: 126 - Karma: 10
nobody's said George Carlin, come on now, he's amazing.

Aug 7 2005 9:06AM
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hazel_32
Posts: 170 - Karma: 14
ehhhh.........my favorite would be mitch hedberg, hes just my stlye...but the best comic of out generation is hands down chris rock....not everyone likes him but he deserves respect

Brian
Aug 7 2005 9:43AM
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lineskier610
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 69
David Cross




it's a league game smokey
Aug 7 2005 11:24AM
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skier4life159
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
was mitch now dane cook

i like the fed-ex driver cause hes' a drug dealer and he don't even know it."
Aug 7 2005 11:27AM
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VKarma185
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
i like comidians who don't have to say fuck 900 times in a performance to get laughs...personal preference i guess

Aug 7 2005 12:54PM
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(Jonesy)
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you would be thinking of lewis black my child

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
Aug 7 2005 12:55PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
dane cook
pablo fransisco is good too

Aug 7 2005 1:35PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
mitch hedberg all the way. he ddestroy anybody else.

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Aug 7 2005 1:49PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
chris rock or dave chappelle for surre

DFSC-Reprsent

NUFF SAID
Aug 7 2005 3:57PM
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Saba
Posts: 551 - Karma: 13
DANE COOK IS A GENIUS!
....and after dinner he said mmmmmmmmmm wasnt that delIcious!?

Aug 7 2005 4:10PM
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g-punit*steezer
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 11
Mitch Hedberg
Brian Reagan

"I'm just gonna swing up around that boat there. There's sexy people up there."
~Jeff

Kevin Gadra: "Tim be on the lookout for the school, it has white columns"
Me: "Those are some lame ass columns"
Kevin Gadra: "What were you expecting, the fucking White House?"
Aug 7 2005 8:23PM
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St.Steezy
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Russel Peters

`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'` '`'`'`'`'`'`'

✓Adrian

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Aug 7 2005 8:36PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
dane cook

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Aug 7 2005 8:38PM
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timmi
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mike macdonald
john stewart

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Aug 7 2005 8:51PM
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ski_naked
Posts: 447 - Karma: 9
stephen lynch and lewis black..and dane cook

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Aug 7 2005 10:01PM
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cmo
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ive never heard dane cook but i hear hes hilarious so im gonna have to go with what ive heard and say chris rock and dave chappelle

Chris
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Aug 7 2005 10:04PM
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EastcoastAR5
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Lewis Black, Michael Ian Black, JON Stewart, Dave Chappelle, George Carlin. I have heard amazing things about Dane Cook but i have never listened to one thing by him. He is so popular right now.



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Aug 7 2005 10:13PM
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SkiUnit03
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yeah dane cook is hilarious and my favorite. also brian regan and the guy who does the sweat the small stuff is hilarious




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"r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
fuck pussy dick suckin lip"
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Aug 7 2005 10:45PM
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stuart
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chappelle and robin williams

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Aug 7 2005 10:52PM
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Matty.
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I don't watch alot of stand up comedy but from what I've seen/heard George Carlin has gave me the most laughs.

-Matt Hollman
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Aug 7 2005 11:35PM
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Ski-hobo
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Dane Cook.....IS NOT FUNNY

George Carlin 100%





"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."


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Aug 7 2005 11:36PM
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assassin167
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dane cook with the austrailan animal hunter skit

Aug 7 2005 11:52PM
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