Sluts

We've all hooked up with them... the promiscuous vixens who skip the introductions and get right to the dirty deeds. The whooores who bounce from bed to bed much like a couch surfing ski bum. And frankly we love them, who doesn't want some ass without much effort? But you have to question yourself, are these cocksucking skeezors what we really want?

Now from time to time, a man just has to get his nuts off. In times of need, any female orifice will suffice. When the going gets dry, the bar is lowered.

But what say if you're doing ok and are content with the play you already get from relatively clean girls (or if you are working on a nice girl but haven't gotten 'in' yet)? What if you're not starving for pussy and are approached by a cum guzzling fox who just wants to suck on your balls? Do you let her? What if dat ass is famous and has been tagged by half of da hood already? Do you do your duty as a virile male and strap your soldier with a helmet and exclaim 'FIRE IN DA HOLE!'?

My theory is that it is your duty as a man to slay that ass and pound her vagina till its right and raw. This is only if she's good looking, if she's ain't diss her then point her out to one of your not-as-attractive friends (who hopefully will give her the clap). But if she is atleast a 7 out of 10, you do dishonor to your father, grandpappy, greatgrandpappy, and all over phallus bearing ancestors by not hitting that shit. However, as the said women is a ho, it is also your duty to treat her as one. You must degrade and humiliate her and have her know her role: a promiscuous slut with a streched labia.

"Well gee, I'm a nice guy and I don't know much about degrading women, how can I do my part in this mysoginist conquest? How can I make this scrapped knee bimbo appreciate how raunchy she is?" you might ask. The secret my friends is timing.

If you treat her like a slut too early in, she'll feel dirty and might not lick your balls and get you off. To ensure a satisfying ejaculation, save the name calling and roughness till after you are both (mostly) naked and have penetrated the camel toe with your ambassador. This is the point of no return. Once you have reached this point she should be so enraptured with your schlong that she will endure whatever barbarities you degrade her with.

At this point it's time to get nasty. We're talking dirty name calling, rough hair pulling, intense spanking, objects up the pooper, the dirty sanchez, whatever your kinky mind can come up with. I suggest calling her mean spirited names and inflicting a moderate dosage of pain in too. We want to wound her mentally and physically here.

I always recommend sticking it in her pooper. Nothing is right and filthy like some good ol fashioned anal penetration. Now some sluts like anal sex and don't mind it when you stick it in there. So to ensure that they are properly enviled, make sure you get them to lick you dick clean afterwards.

Another classic is a move called the 'Houdini' where you pound her doggy style, pull out, and pretend to cum by spitting on her back. When she turns around, that's when you spooge her in the face. There is also the 'bucking bronco.' Again from doggy style (such a great position) stop ravaging her butt for a second to whisper in her ear that "I have syphyllis/AIDS/Herpes/anything" Now hold on tight until she bucks you off. If there is a visible clock in the room, bonus points for timing yourself and trying to set personal records.

"Gee, this is pretty mean stuff, I don't know if I can handle doing this." Suck it up you sissy. This is a mission for the benefit of all humanity. If these decadent whores are allowed to fornicate unhampered, they will surely catch some nasty STD and contaminate the general population. It is your duty to defend the sterelity of the population and treat these hos as hos. She'd have given you crabs or a crack addicted baby if you hadn't worn your helmet soldier!

I hope this soliloquy has proven enlightening to all you phallus bearers out there. Remember, this isn't about getting a little bit of ass for yourself. It's about defending the sanctity of the population. Do your part and treat that bitch like the filthy whore she is.