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I'm being forced to snowboard!!
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so i work a store called Zumiez, some of you may have heard of it or go to it, we're a skate/clothing store, and in the winter time of course we sell snowboards but not skis. At the end of every year, Zumiez hosts a party called 100k, basically the biggest and baddest party you would ever go to. They rent out an entire resort somewhere in the U.S. during the winter time and go all out, i'm talking airfare paid for, food, lodging, beer, lift tickets, anything you could ever want all inclusive. Also big names come in for this thing, such as the entire Bam crew despite how sell out they are, entire spy snowboard team, etc... Last year Blink 182 just showed up to party. SO here's the catch: since i work at Zumiez we have to do everything in the "lifestyle" of what we sell, strictly meaning that if i make it to the party this year, i'm going to be forced to snowboard. I think it kinda sucks and i want to bring my skis but i dont want to be hated by everyone. so do i just give in and try to remember how to board or stand up to the man and bring my skis
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'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'
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i would do both, i doubt people would hate on you for skiing.
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I'm sure no one's gonna hate on you for skiing. Bring your skis and get your hands on a bucket full of fish guts, and pour it all over bam's crew.
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^that sounds like a plan. i just dont even know if they would let me bring my skis at all for this
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'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'
BOO YAH!
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crash it with a bunch of good skiiers.... or dress yourself up like a total snowboard pimp, and then go out and suck.
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hahahah i like his idea, have all sweet clothing and stickers like you are sponsored and then try to 50 50 a rail and completely bail
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just bring your ski's and be really good thats how i get the boarders to respect me the zumies where i live sells twintips
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where the hell do you live? cause zumiez doesnt sell skis at all
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'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'
BOO YAH!
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ya i live in minnesota and the zummiez in the mall of america sells twin tips
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there you go.. bring your skis. The do it in minnesota, so it's A-okay
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"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
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bring your skis... or dont bring your skis...
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dude enjoy it while you have to do it, snowboardings fun. You may like skiing better, but no reason to fret over the snowboarding part.
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I'm not scared about it, i boarded for 2 seasons, i just think its bull that i cant ski. i'll still have an amazing time even if i have to board
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'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'
BOO YAH!
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sell out
We pay our debt sometimes.
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dress up all snowboarder like then bust out ur 1080s and be like.. bitches
talking about wat u can do at a slow bank
darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?
bhill: google:how to rob my bank
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did they tell you you couldnt ski,? i think the only problem you might have is if you showed up in a gs suit or old school 80s neon ski gear!
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yeah if ur good at skiing n theyl think its cool that you ski n ur good, but if u suck then yeah they r gonna hate on you, snowboarding for one day isnt that bad ecpecially considering whos gonna be there
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I wouldn't want to work for a place that said I had to board and couldn't ski. That's the exact attitude we don't need anymore!
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The only reason I can think of to not snowboard is if you suck soo badly at it that you're not going to have any fun. if you don't wanna just cause it's not cool to you then that's gay. snowboarding is not bad.
because I like poop.
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id be pissed if i was forced to, bring skis, and say you dont know how to snowbard, unless that will get you fired(not being able to snowboard) then just make up some medical condition stuff
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if the guys are chill at all they would respect you a lot more for skiing cause thats what you do then if you bend over like a bitch and snowboard. they will jsut think your a spineless skier who wants to suck bam and the spy teams nuts. if your a good skier then they will prob sesh with you too .yaa
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Bring your skis and some homegrown and noone will hate you.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turns pro."
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well are you any good? cas like i dont know about bringing them and sucking it up, but i can assure you if you go and pull cork 7 mutes the kids arent gonna say shit, other than "holy fuck". and maybe the tricks will get whatever that place is to sell skis. who knows.
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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
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^i totally agree. Plus this is probably the best oppertunity to showcase skiing as an extreme sport. show the snowboarder what skiers can do!
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Xtreme!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shazam!!!!!!!1
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Ski!
Swollen is the way to go, holla
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Your dumb ass hell! I live a 15 minute walk from the MOA. Im as east bloomington you can get. Trust me the zoomies in the mall does NOT sell twins.
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Alright, im a dumbass too..but there is NO twintips in zoomies at the mall.
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yea i would totally ski if i could pull a fucking corked 7 or some shit like that. but right now im mainly focusing on getting my 3 corked
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BOO YAH!
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if you are good, bring your skis for sure, nobody is gonna talk shit on you if you throw down bigger and better than them, if you arent all that great, id snowboard cause it is pretty fun to fuck around with
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bring skis that have snowboard stickers on them, then make sure that all your clothing is snowboarding too.
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if you bust out some mad tricks they won't hate you for skiing, and if you try to snowboard you will prolly look like an idiot
if you see the most gangsterest skier you have ever seen wearing the mostest gangster stuff, you know Bon Bons is in your presence-bonnie(newskool450)
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i am guessing this place will have rails? if your not that good at spins, just do some rails, it will still impress them that a skier can do rails.
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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
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If you're a skier than go with your skis!!!!!
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yea theyll have a full our park so ill hit it hard before the trip so i dont suck
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'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'
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ahhh...no they dont sell skis at the zummies in MOA.
snap crackle pop
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Ski or you'll be a shame to newschooler and forever be looked down upon as the kid who didnt stand up for skiing. Go there, stand up tall, be proud, and most of all don't forget to show up those snowboarders.
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bring your skis just to spite bam margera. not that he is any good at snowboarding anyway.
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^my thoughts excatly, and no one will hate on you if ur just as good or better then them, and ive found most good snowboarders respect good skiers, its the crappy ones that think skiing is gay
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dude throw down some crazy shit and earn their respect, then nobody will care what you're ridin
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yeah really, bam sucks ass as snowboarding, i thought he would be much better than he was when he came to my mountain to film that episode.
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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
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yeah you have to be really good. like enough to impress the hell out of them to ski
back to the original
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zumiez fuckin sucks asshole
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fuck yes they would
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