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Going off the milf thread...

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What's the oldest you've slept with? 24 here.

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Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?
Sokiem99: yes please
Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work
Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?
Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?
Sokiem99: oh yes
Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?

Aug 5 2005 6:03AM

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31, i was 20

Aug 5 2005 6:28AM

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skierman_number1

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13, I was 22 at the time.

Aug 5 2005 8:46AM

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^^^ hahaha...

Commander of the Silent Army Viva La Resistance!

Aug 5 2005 8:57AM

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what a wierd thread

you broke the rules, now im gonna pull out all your pubic hairs.

Aug 5 2005 9:10AM

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i love easy mak

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Liberty***
SMP

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skitolive123456789

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uhh im a virgin

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Aug 5 2005 9:14AM

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i get to see milfs all day long because i work at a little kid amusement park.

http://www.freewebs.com/tricksonstickspro ductions/

google has soo many little side programs, and u wouldn't know it but they all amass to this one super program that will take over the internet except for ns.com because we have sporks - KillerMonkey

GLC

Aug 5 2005 9:36AM

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19 woooh. but that makes me a whore because i'm a girl, so it's not very cool...

Aug 5 2005 3:01PM

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lol. i think i have started a milf revolution on NS. I have been called the official NS pimp by like 10 people...how many before i become an honoroary pimp?

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whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152

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^whan whan whan

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hahahaha

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how exactly are you the pimp though? it was your buddy who did the deed.

-Joel

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83, no joke.

Aug 5 2005 3:44PM

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becausae I pushed him into doing it, and i filmed it. I just am ok. damn. I made the tape, and posted it. Im a pimp. haaa

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whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152

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42 when i was 18. i sold her a snowboard for her 12 y/o son. and then we went skiing and out to dinner. then older women tell you exactly what they want and how they want it.

sanctioned outerwear - http://www.sanctionedouterwear.com

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25 when i was 17

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hahahahhaah prooooove it

Chris
"I dont do drugs, just marijuana"
POKE SMOT
Forever be Grateful

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i was 21 she was 30

Success often walks side by side with sacrafice.

Aug 5 2005 6:41PM

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hahaha. Absolutely hilarious. For anyone who missed what he said, read it again.

Aug 5 2005 6:49PM

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^haha hilarious

m gunna start a company called "4SKN", we'll sell penis clippers to moyals, it's super progressive.
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"Win or lose, we booze."

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Aug 5 2005 9:32PM

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^that was the 700 000 post! and this is 700 001

NS SKATEBOARD

Aug 5 2005 9:33PM

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woot woot! i second that

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
eat.breathe.sleep.ski

Aug 5 2005 10:20PM

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yay i got post 700000...whoooo hooo

m gunna start a company called "4SKN", we'll sell penis clippers to moyals, it's super progressive.
-epimitheus
"Win or lose, we booze."

Underground Hip Hop Cult
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Aug 5 2005 10:21PM

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96

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No risk, No reward

i am a demublicandepentantomunist

Aug 5 2005 10:27PM

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25 when i was 15, she thought i was 19

Aug 6 2005 1:21AM

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32 she like the food that I served her, gave me her number, sparks flew

"if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale"-lat

J-crew represent

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im 14, god a bj from a 17 year old

New Skis:$400 New Boots:$300 New Outfit:$350 Breaking your leg the first time you use the shit:Priceless

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sketchlinefilms

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hand job from 17, bj from 18 and sex with 16...im 15

Newschoolers...who have you hated on today?

SketchLine Films

Aug 6 2005 10:27PM

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^hahaha

werd.

Aug 6 2005 11:34PM

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i found out this smokin hot milf was almost 50 after i banged her. i was 18

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Not my story, but we were up at my buddy's cottage and he got with a 51 year old, he was 17 at the time. we found out the next day her husband and kids were in the next cottage over.

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prolly the greatest word ever

Mar 29 2006 7:18PM

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how old is your mother?

Mar 29 2006 8:00PM

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jea i started the inspiration for this thread.

Mar 29 2006 8:03PM

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i almost hooked up w/ a 5 year old. then my brother wakled in. o adn i was 5 at the time too

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praise be to allah for the milf

Mar 29 2006 8:12PM

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99 yrs and still going strong

Mar 29 2006 10:54PM

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I keep it to 5 year differnece

Mar 29 2006 11:00PM

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i pounded it so hard dust shot out

Mar 29 2006 11:02PM

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hahaha

Mar 29 2006 11:06PM

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did she crumble?

Mar 30 2006 8:27AM

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i have yet to experience an older women

Mar 30 2006 11:55AM

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haha. pussy is like fine wine...it only gets better with age

Mar 30 2006 12:31PM

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uhhh yeah... NO!!!

Mar 30 2006 12:55PM

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haha what a liar!!

Mar 30 2006 1:12PM

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are we talking dog years or people years?

Mar 30 2006 1:16PM

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my friend fucked a 30 year old when he was 17

Mar 30 2006 1:26PM

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i got a 22 year old when i was 19... does that count???

Mar 30 2006 1:26PM

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i dont even know how to put my cock in a girl--20

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