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Sure makes a guy proud..

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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
So I'm 18, and about to be a senior in High school, and i live in this small neighborhood with a little country club, and a 9 hole golf course. Anyway, one of the mothers of a girl who is a year younger than me and my buddy, is extremley good looking, and we always make jokes about getting with her, because when she drinks, she often gets very flirty and comments on how hot we are and the such. mostly my buddy, because he works at the club as a lifeguard at the kiddie sized swimming pool.

So me and my buddy come home tonight at about 11, and He is staying with me because his rents are out of town, so he is sleeping on the couch. Well when we get home, this MILF, Janice we will call her, is sitting on my couch talking to my mom, who had obviously befriended her. So now at about 1:24, she is pretty drunk, sitting under a blanket with my buddy, upstairs, alone. My parents went to sleep, and after talking with us for a while, she announced that she was tood runk to drive, and decided to sleep here.

I bet him 50 bucks he couldn't even kiss her, but he thinks he can get MUCH more. this can make a friend proud hahahahaha

I will update you

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 4 2005 2:59AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
ya are u in the cult?

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Aug 4 2005 9:55PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9222 - Karma: 9,961
jsut talked to him, he said like another 45 min. or so

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assassin167
Posts: 908 - Karma: 10
nice

Aug 4 2005 9:57PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
hurry man. i need this






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
Aug 4 2005 9:59PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9222 - Karma: 9,961
just talked to hm

UPDATE: CAUGHT FUCKING, BLOWJOB

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Aug 4 2005 10:06PM
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skier4life159
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
HURRY UP

i like the fed-ex driver cause hes' a drug dealer and he don't even know it."
Aug 4 2005 10:19PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
hurry up doode

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Aug 4 2005 10:20PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
dont post it on NS. put it on putfile.com and post it in the cult. that way it cant be deleted on NS, just the link removed






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
Aug 4 2005 10:22PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
^word, i am making a thread for the movie now in the cult

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 4 2005 10:23PM
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jeff.
Posts: 182 - Karma: 14
im pretty sure i need in this cult

Aug 4 2005 10:25PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
im going to bed, so let me know tomorrow if this shit is finished. i cant wait to c it. dude if this is real, ill add you as my ns friend. you and your friends antics make me laugh. later

-marsh-
well I was gonna photoshop her shoulders and head on Ron Jeremy's body, but Im afraid to google images of Ron Jeremy.-tanankaskier


The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms!
~patrick henry
Aug 4 2005 10:26PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
ditto

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Aug 4 2005 10:27PM
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mz2288
Posts: 630 - Karma: 10
can i get into this cult??? cuz this is fuckin nuts

"I ride fat twins"

"can anyone do a backflip, im new to two tip skis"
Aug 4 2005 10:39PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
i moved 9 other people to leaders, but i will invite you haha


-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 4 2005 10:39PM
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assassin167
Posts: 908 - Karma: 10
HURRY PLEASE!!!!!!!

Aug 4 2005 10:45PM
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assassin167
Posts: 908 - Karma: 10
just talked to him ......... 3/4 done!!!

Aug 4 2005 10:54PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
wow i can't believe i passed over this before, i definitely wanna be in this cult. please invite me someone.

I graduated with a kid who got head from his ex's mom. It was the biggest story of our senior year.

This kid is definitely a legend. Mad props on the footage too bro. Thats a real friend right there, captures one of your crowning achievements on tape.




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Ma king skiing preppy again since 1999.

-check it out-
http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=20416941

Just sign up for a credit card and if you don't wanna deal with it, destroy it when you get it. You won't have to spend a penny.
Aug 4 2005 10:55PM
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gravity13
Posts: 538 - Karma: 11
as a proud member, i suggest we expand this cult to awesome milf doing all over the world






'false alarm , just came back in and i heard bishop orgasm' - devine
Aug 4 2005 10:57PM
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450railslide
Posts: 207 - Karma: 11
this is so crazy. however i would like to be in the cult. this is the next biggest piece of ns history. funny to watch the talk about for a lot longer.

"I am stoke!" --Charles Gagnier
"these pros are selfish assholes. they just go and get hurt whenever they want and dont even think about the consequenses. do you know how many FFL teams are gonna get screwed by simon and tanner?" -not sure
Aug 4 2005 11:05PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,510
plz invite me

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No risk, No reward

i am a demublicandepentantomunist
Aug 4 2005 11:10PM
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assassin167
Posts: 908 - Karma: 10
im tired but im not missing this

Aug 4 2005 11:16PM
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assassin167
Posts: 908 - Karma: 10
bump

Aug 4 2005 11:26PM
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cmo
Posts: 2325 - Karma: 1,085
wow this is amzing im so siked to see this

Chris
"I dont do drugs, just marijuana"
POKE SMOT
Forever be Grateful
Aug 4 2005 11:30PM
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assassin167
Posts: 908 - Karma: 10
me 2 dude and im mad tired but im not going to bed till i see it

Aug 4 2005 11:30PM
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~Joe~
Posts: 2631 - Karma: 57
plz invite me too

Aug 4 2005 11:37PM
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assassin167
Posts: 908 - Karma: 10
top of the page

Aug 4 2005 11:53PM
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SeanHolmz
Posts: 477 - Karma: 11
i want in this cult

you are one giant piece of internet suck -...focus....
Aug 5 2005 12:00AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
its done kids. How about 5 bucks a copy? lol just playin. It is saving as i type right now.

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 5 2005 12:05AM
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bum72287
Posts: 165 - Karma: 10
i hooked up with a mom, only for like 20 seconds though. but thats reason enough for me to be in the cult.

Aug 5 2005 12:10AM
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SeanHolmz
Posts: 477 - Karma: 11
^^cmon hook it up with a link. u put in on putfile?

you are one giant piece of internet suck -...focus....
Aug 5 2005 12:21AM
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E-ZRider
Posts: 1791 - Karma: 13
haha yes

I Love Head

Aug 5 2005 12:23AM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
shit if this is true, i uno even what to say

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✓Adrian

✓Jibwest

✓ Whats commin next, you just can't choose but if you tune into NS Radio then you just cant lose. - GhostDragon
Aug 5 2005 12:55AM
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AKFREERIDE
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 11
dude, i just read this and whats taking you so long.get that shit up.

AK Pride
Aug 5 2005 1:05AM
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Frenchy88
Posts: 576 - Karma: 184
add me to the cult


.......... AK REPRESENT
Aug 5 2005 1:07AM
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pierceme
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
i just watched it, its priceless





I ski at the crappiest hill ever...
Aug 5 2005 1:17AM
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Bhayter10
Posts: 942 - Karma: 8
This past weekend I was out at my buddys cabin, and he definitely scored big with a ridiculously hot divorced 37 year old woman....Mad props to him.

Oh but everybody thinks
That everybody knows
About everybody else
Nobody knows
Anything about themselves
Cause their all worried about everybody else
Yea
-Jack Johnson
Aug 5 2005 1:18AM
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friedcheese
Posts: 1245 - Karma: 23
wtf my moms name is Janice


Aug 5 2005 1:19AM
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Frenchy88
Posts: 576 - Karma: 184
somebody addd meeee

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Aug 5 2005 1:22AM
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Bhayter10
Posts: 942 - Karma: 8
^Bahahaha! That was great.

Oh but everybody thinks
That everybody knows
About everybody else
Nobody knows
Anything about themselves
Cause their all worried about everybody else
Yea
-Jack Johnson
Aug 5 2005 1:22AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
^fo sheezy

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 5 2005 1:27AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
I believe I am gonna proclaim myself, and Official NS pimp. hahahah i never thought this would blow up so much ahhaa

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 5 2005 1:36AM
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pierceme
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^u cant proclaim urself a pimp. Thats against pimp code. But to make it official, This guys an official NS pimp.





I ski at the crappiest hill ever...
Aug 5 2005 1:46AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
yeeeah, thanks man

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 5 2005 1:46AM
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BakerBoy
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 18
Put me in the cult... I must see this masterpiece.

Aug 5 2005 1:54AM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,202
diddo

Aug 5 2005 2:09AM
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switch-up
Posts: 99 - Karma: 11
I want to see the vid. put me in the cult.


Aug 5 2005 3:34AM
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nicke_1080
Posts: 134 - Karma: 12
haha i wanna see that video

Don`t read the news, make `em
Aug 5 2005 4:36AM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9222 - Karma: 9,961
hahahahhahahahaha, NS HISTORY BITCHES!!!!!!

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