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has anyone ever done a pornstar?

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Sk3bUm
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i've never seen it done on skis but i think it could be possible if you were to do it on a table.

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Nov 12 2002 1:46AM
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E.Normis_Johnson
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ya doin a chick with skis on is way to tough no matter how experienced you or her. But i think your right it would be way easier to put 'er on a table and then get it that way.
Nov 12 2002 2:34AM
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Sk3bUm
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lmao i knew someone would post something like that :-)

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Nov 12 2002 2:36AM
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joker
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um, i made up my own trick called the pornstar a few years ago... threw that shit down in the 00 whistler open. weeeooooooo




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Nov 12 2002 2:55AM
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Sk3bUm
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i am talking about the fruit booter term for the grind....... yes that is right i used to be a fruit booter i am ashamed of my past
i was 13-14 at the time it was a long time ago

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Nov 12 2002 3:02AM
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Sk3bUm
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by the way what do you do in your trick?

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Nov 12 2002 3:03AM
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joker
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frontflip screamin' semen (yeah yeah, i'll admit to it, i used to do frontflips 2 years ago)




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Nov 12 2002 3:06AM
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ProHo
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My twin sister is a pornstar, but I've never done her.
Sorry guys.

Nov 12 2002 3:13AM
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Balmdogg
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pics.....we want pics





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Nov 12 2002 9:01AM
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Flowsion
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I'm a rollerbooter, and i do it cause i can't skateboard. I'm better off doin that instead of being a poser.


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Nov 12 2002 9:03AM
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LifeJacket
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How did they score that trick joker? was it ugly

thats cool you through that thought


Fucking in the gondola, now that's some stezz


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Nov 12 2002 11:41AM
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ColoradoFlats
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yeah, a screamin front is way sick...
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Nov 12 2002 1:17PM
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thall
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I did one at the Freeskier party last year
Nov 12 2002 4:33PM
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therealjerk
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what is it???? is it like a screamin seaman grind?

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Nov 12 2002 6:36PM
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what?......you idiot, it's simply not possible to do a pornstar on skis, its not only impossilbe but would look gay as hell, mockios and souls look gay as hell but can be done: unless your riding 98's then any skate trick will look unbeliveably gay. and if you ride snowlerblades your gay anyways. so fuck that
Nov 12 2002 6:46PM
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LineJono
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a pornstar wood look cool, but the rail would have to be pretty high if you dont want to land screamin


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Nov 12 2002 7:27PM
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Shane_McWannabe
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Joker, didn't you used to do double fronts. I remember a clip from at Buttermilk.


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Nov 12 2002 7:36PM
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Sk3bUm
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just for the record i'm not a snowlerblader and it would be a dope ass grind how could you even say that it would look gay?

and yeah it would have to be a pretty high rail or have the rail going off of a cliff or something

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Nov 12 2002 7:37PM
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i fruitboot, and it helps tons with skiing. no respect for skateboarding. it doesnt deserve half the respect it gets, seriously. i fucked around on my uncles skateboard for a day and i can ollie that shit like nothing. no props for street surfers, fag blading all the way.

ill be progressing while you guys are pumping your wood.

anyways, a porn star on skis would be hard. youd probably get tangled.
Nov 12 2002 9:26PM
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Ghost
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Nice screen name. ass cheeks all the way

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Nov 12 2002 9:32PM
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c_gp
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mtn biking owns fruitbooting and skateboarding
Nov 12 2002 9:43PM
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busta720
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word to that, mountain bikin is the shit, wether ure bombin down a single track or jumpin a stair set its the ultimate rush, besides skiin
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Nov 12 2002 10:25PM
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NoTeefa
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fucking bmx is where its at, too bad i fucking suck and my bikes all fucked up now


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Nov 12 2002 10:29PM
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g-man
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anyone can ollie standing still. Just like anyone can do any possible grind on fruitboots after a day of pratice.
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Nov 13 2002 1:18AM
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schmies
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Some of you kids are idots, dissing rollerblading. Skating is super sick. How can a big assed bio 540 reverse japan off ten steps not be like skiing. Sure, some grinds may be easy...on a curb. Try them super fast or on big rails, or gap to grinds. Ignorance abounds from some of you. The first people doing 'new school' were almost all influenced by rollerblading, Iberg and his Minnesota crew like Shane Nelson, Jon Robinson, John Schmidt, the whole Wisconsin crew doing their thing at the same time. JP was analyzing rollerblading tricks at the first High North with us, we were watching switch rodeo sevens from Jon Bergeron, thinking how cool it would be on skis. Don't be all hyped on dissing rollerblading 'cause some of your friends talk trash. To each their own, be unique. Who the fuck cares what Transworld Skaetboarding says. Shiat, I'm over it.
Nov 13 2002 4:53AM
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frootbooting owns. the basics are easier skateboarding, but thats why it progresses so fast. pro frootbooters are just at talented as any pro skateboarder.

Nov 13 2002 11:00AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Dude, I remember those screamin' fronts... that was badass!
I think I might even have video kicking around somewhere from my old camera...

I think it'd look badass to do a pornstar. It'd finally give skiing another grind. If you got all low like a rollerblader and stuff...



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Nov 13 2002 12:30PM
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Sir.Steezealot
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lolque
Nov 14 2010 6:00PM
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FreeBallin
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funny as shit bump
Nov 14 2010 6:16PM
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FreeBallin
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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss
Nov 14 2010 6:26PM
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J..H
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i want dinner
Nov 14 2010 6:28PM
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wolvmatt
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I have never had sexual intercourse with an actor from a pornograhic film.
Nov 14 2010 8:40PM
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titsLOL
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wow man that was like sooooo funny.
Nov 14 2010 8:43PM
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chardi
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^^that's legitimately what i thought it was.


wft is a pornstar?
Nov 14 2010 8:45PM
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triebby
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I see you were searching NS for porn...
Nov 14 2010 8:46PM
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KillaSeason
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I am tempted to try one on the snowblades sitting in my garge
Nov 14 2010 8:46PM
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chardi
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hahahahahah thats probably what he typed in
Nov 14 2010 8:48PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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thread title fail haha. asian allen kind of does them. I'm gonna try this year since I do skate.
Nov 14 2010 8:52PM
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Blurst
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Why were you even searching for something like this?
Nov 14 2010 8:55PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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oh man... this is old
Nov 14 2010 9:07PM
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McFellon
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yeah i thought that this was about having intercourse with pornstars. little bit of a disappointment
Nov 14 2010 9:19PM
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Mr.Huck
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A pornstar is a stupid trick that people started doing about 7 or 8 years ago.  It's basically a straight air, with a minimal old school back scratcher, head tilted back and double "Michael Jackson Style" crotch grab.  Another variation was one hand on your crotch like you are holding the back of someone's head, and the other hand behind your head like you are kicking back, enjoying it.  It was truly something people would throw just to make other people crack up.  I've seen 8 year old kids throw pornstars in mogul comps lately.  Anyone who gets it laughs their ass off, and those that don't are just going WTF. 

A laid out pornstar back flip would be sick though. 
Nov 14 2010 9:31PM
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binturong-qwerty
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didn't LJ do one in the "Gang" edit?
Nov 14 2010 11:20PM
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MothaHucker
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your title is misleading
Nov 14 2010 11:24PM
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wolvmatt
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Thanks.  The humor comes from the fact that the thread title seems to be asking if anybody has ever had sex with pornstar.  I answered it literally when he was actually talking about a ski trick.  I thought it was pretty good joke; I'm glad you concur.
Nov 14 2010 11:25PM
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butteredpretzel
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Im thinking LJ would be the one to do this...Its the perfect kind of wacky trick for him to do once then never again.
Nov 14 2010 11:40PM
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butteredpretzel
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AAND double post.

LJ does indian sits on a box in a TC episode, so thats kind of like a pornstar except forward facing....
Nov 14 2010 11:41PM
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PeterWojnar
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So, in order to bump this thread, you searched "porn". How clever.
Nov 15 2010 12:22AM
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