Replying to Phone calls on the crapper

I usually make all my phone calls on the shitter, solves multiple problems at once, i mean you have 5 mins to kill, why not make use of the time? Pissing is different though, they can hear that through the phone. Was pretty funny, the other day my friend heard the turd splash and was like,"what are you doing?" "uh...washing dishes" ahahahahhaha

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Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?
Sokiem99: yes please
Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work
Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?
Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?
Sokiem99: oh yes
Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?