Replying to Photoshop cs or ps7, i need it

I need photoshop but i dont have 600 fucking dollars so i was wondering if anybody can help me get it for free, cuz i have no clue how to get it, even though ive heard of a ton of ppl getting it for free. If u can help me, IM me on cliffhucker1080 or just leave me a NS message or just post back PLLLEASE

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