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The Aristocrats

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Ski-hobo
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The Aristocrats is the name of the worlds most disgusting and disturbing joke. ALSO, it is a new movie with hundreds of famous comedians telling the joke over and over. To hear the joke? Click here

South Parks version of the joke: (Sept 11th reference is not part of the origional joke)

http://www.spschat.com/RareMedia/videos/southparkjoke-thearistocrats.wmv





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Jul 29 2005 6:21PM
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alev
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that joke isnt funny, ive heard it many times before

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Jul 29 2005 8:01PM
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Dan.
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i dont get it

Jul 30 2005 2:36AM
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VKarma185
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not to mention pretty fucked up...i don't get it either

Jul 30 2005 2:41AM
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twiceasnice
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hmm i think me too,its weird

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Jul 30 2005 6:42AM
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Drunkenmaster
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thats pretty darn fast..



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Jul 30 2005 6:48AM
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skitolive123456789
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i love how wenever kyle is like dude stop he keeps going

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Jul 30 2005 9:11AM
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Leckett
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it wouldnt be funny if it wasnt cartman telling the joke

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Jul 30 2005 9:33AM
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skitolive123456789
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^ why?

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Jul 30 2005 9:33AM
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Ski-hobo
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I don't think the joke is spose to be funny, its just spose to be insulting. And yes, it is damn funny when Cartman tells it





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Jul 30 2005 5:03PM
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dandoy
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Is it that lame ass one where the family does a circus trick?


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Jul 30 2005 5:19PM
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alpinecowboy84
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yeah i thought that film looked interesting, i had never heard of the whole aristocrats thing though, however that makes it even more interesting







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Jul 30 2005 5:37PM
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hucker22
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i dont get it at all

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Jul 30 2005 6:06PM
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freestyler540
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He is comparing the aristocrats to that weird family.
I have to say that was gross and that stuff should never come out a kid's mouth.

I liked the expression of Stand had throughout the joke.




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Jul 30 2005 6:15PM
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SSteezle
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didn't make any sense to me but found it hilarious

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Jul 30 2005 6:26PM
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Leckett
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its cas cartman is the rudest most insulting thing ever and hes just a menace

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Jul 30 2005 9:43PM
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Jenna1106
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i saw the preview for that movie today in the movie theatre. it looks good.

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Jul 31 2005 10:25PM
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ski_naked
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ya i dont get that joke at all

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Jul 31 2005 10:52PM
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Ski-hobo
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here is a trailer for the movie, and holy shit! Bob Saget does a version of the joke!!
http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/the_aristocrats.html





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Aug 1 2005 11:41PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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just saw it tonight. So fucking funny. Its kinda long but its so hilarious sometimes.

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Sep 6 2005 10:42PM
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freestyler540
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They really actually aired it?!?!



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Sep 7 2005 8:12AM
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Aseets
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i dunno about seeing this in the theatre, but i'll def rent it

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Sep 7 2005 9:43AM
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hucker22
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sounds interesting

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Sep 7 2005 9:44AM
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chronicnewbreed
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hmmmm...yea

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Sep 7 2005 11:12AM
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the_friesz
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As Bob Sagget said on Conan, he joke itself isnt supposed to be funny, there's nothing to get... It's what goes in between that's supposed to be funny/shocking. Bob Sagget can tell that joke pretty well, he's a sick fuck!

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Sep 7 2005 1:48PM
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bermbuster49
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well thats nice, but a little wierd how everyone thinks its so great, it took me a little to get what they found was funny about it, but i still didnt think it was great.


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Sep 7 2005 2:20PM
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KillerMonkey
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someone wanna tell me the joke cause im not sure which one they're talking about



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Sep 7 2005 5:17PM
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punk_rider
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a joke is supposed to be funny. it's not funny, so it's not a joke

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Sep 7 2005 5:38PM
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BCKicker540
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i saw the movie yesterday, it was hilarious. the point of it isnt really to be funny its just to see where you go with it and how far you can take it. some of the people in the movie tell it so funny. i thought about seeing what people here could come up with, but it wouldnt really work in writing and im sure it would get deleted
Aug 15 2006 8:14PM
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LostCarKeys
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Bob Sagets was good, but the best one was the guy with the really annoying voice at the end
Aug 15 2006 8:30PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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ummmm ya that was fucked up
Aug 15 2006 8:34PM
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