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Jay Z=Worst Rapper ever...after Mike Jones...and Vanilla Ice

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invisman
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Okay I must know, In 99 Problems when its like, "Son do you know what I'm stopping you for?
Cuz I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low, but do I look like a mindreader sir I don't know
You was doing 55 in a Fifty-four(?)"

Is he saying 55 or Fifty zone?



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Jul 28 2005 8:52PM
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*Neil
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he was driving 55 miles per hour in a 54 miles per hour zone ... u must be retarted to claim such bullshit

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Jul 28 2005 8:54PM
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BioEnhanced
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He's not making a claim, he's asking whether its 54 or 50 zone. Get your head out of your ass.

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Jul 28 2005 8:56PM
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mattyb.
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man u are stupid, and jayz and mike jones are real good


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Jul 28 2005 8:57PM
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Sharpy
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saying Jay Z can't rap is like saying marvin gaye can't make get-it-on music

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Jul 28 2005 9:00PM
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*Neil
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im not gonna argue so this is my last post but the line saying "you was doing 55 in a 54" is the cop telling jay-z that he stopped him because he was going 1 mile over the speed limit so basicly meening he is being stoped and what naught because he is black......... thank you have a nice day

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Jul 28 2005 9:02PM
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mattyb.
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exactly idiot


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Jul 28 2005 9:03PM
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BioEnhanced
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hahahahaha
English can't be Mike Jones' first language...He probably speaks Spanish but someone told him a few English phrases to get along.

"I do not speak your language."

"I need to go to the bathroom."

"Hello"

"Goodbye."

"I'm Mike Jones."

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Jul 28 2005 9:04PM
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neil=dumbass

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Jul 28 2005 9:04PM
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bermbuster49
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word^ at least thats how it spun off to me. mike jones is good when he doesnt repeat himself, paul wall serves his ass tho, sittin sidewayz is such a dank song.

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Jul 28 2005 9:05PM
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Sharpy
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I'm mike Jones, I'm mike jones

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Jul 28 2005 9:05PM
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I've never heard of a speed limit that isn't divisible by 5.

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Jul 28 2005 9:08PM
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jib-unit00
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hahahah, ur a dumbass for your ignorance about what the song is about How blacks are mistreated and have 99 problems...




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Jul 28 2005 9:09PM
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*Neil
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he is not speeking litterally, he is making a point that he is being stopped cuz his black.. and he had to make it rhyme.... the verse "you was doing 55 in a 54" is even spoken in the tone jay-z was using for a cop... my little brother could figure this stuff out

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Jul 28 2005 9:09PM
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wannabegangster
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a def guy with no eyes could figure this shit out.




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Jul 28 2005 9:25PM
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Mike2.0
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The vanilla ice movie was the fucking shit, that dude was so creepy and such a heart throb at the same fucking time.

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Jul 28 2005 9:35PM
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jambone
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Jay-Z is the shit. Him eminem and 50 cent are the 3 best rappers of all time.

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Jul 28 2005 10:37PM
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sacchettiadam
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imagine emo rap.

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Jul 29 2005 12:08AM
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Deafboy
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^ now thats not possible cuz these black guys are so full of themselves, cant stop talkin about ma bling an hoes...





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Jul 29 2005 12:13AM
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skifiend
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Mike Jones sucks. His career will be over in no time. 50 is played out. He's become a pop song making homo


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Jul 29 2005 7:28AM
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hucker22
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if you watched the how to emo movie, tupac is emo.

and he says 55 in a 54. doesnt mean there is a speed limit 54 mph, but its more of an exageration to point out the fact that he is being descriminated

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Jul 29 2005 10:31AM
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KingShit
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Mike Jones career won't be over untill he decides it's going to be over. In Texas they absolutely love that type of music and will support him for a very long time. Swishhhhhha House Reppresent.

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Jul 29 2005 11:36AM
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Kev
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jigga wha?



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Jul 29 2005 11:49AM
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skodeo7
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jay is the fucking man fuck you ignorant bitches...listen to Reasonable Doubt and then talk

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Jul 29 2005 12:08PM
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Dakoulas
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If you say Jay-Z can't rhyme you are a fucking idiot. Like skodeo said, go listen to Reasonable Doubt.


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Jul 29 2005 1:14PM
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All I have to say is rap is crap.

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Jul 29 2005 4:54PM
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Ruski
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hm, i have to disagree Ja rule really annoys me hes horrible

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Dakoulas
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Who said anything about Ja-Rule?


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Jul 29 2005 5:43PM
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YOUR AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jul 29 2005 7:25PM
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montageskier
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I think Jay z is pretty bad, nas owns him.




Jul 29 2005 10:14PM
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cdnskigirl89
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Jay-z is not the worst rapper ever, half of these guys that are out now, looked up to jay-z's music, he is like in the top 3 best rappers ever, if anyone thinks jay-z is the worst rapper ever, then they don't know their music at all

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Jul 30 2005 9:29AM
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skogenjake
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jay z hold some of the legacy of the classics like tupac and biggie. mike jones doesnt. pall wall doesnt. pall wall and mike jones bang each other up the ass to prepare for prison which they will go to after they get caught raping 10 year olds outside of an elementary school.




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Jul 30 2005 2:01PM
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SteveStepp
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as much as i dont like mainstream, Jay-Z is really good, and if you cant see that, you must be dumb




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