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Worst Beating you've ever had?

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Bawb
Posts: 622 - Karma: 11
My worst kicking was being sat upon and having my head pulled back to where my neck felt like it was going to break and then being repeatedly hit round the head with a steal bar till I was unconscious.

My nose and face needed to be straightened after that and I couldn't eat solid food for a month










I love gymnastics and trampolines but nothing beats a 'Gymnastic Tramp' for fun

Nov 11 2002 1:40PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
what was this scuffle over?


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
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Nov 11 2002 1:41PM
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Bawb
Posts: 622 - Karma: 11
hahaha!

it was over a fucking stereo and the noise it was making!

can you fucking believe it!!!!!!!









I love gymnastics and trampolines but nothing beats a 'Gymnastic Tramp' for fun

Nov 11 2002 1:43PM
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MadTrixter
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holy shit! must have been some mad alcohol involved


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Nov 11 2002 1:48PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Rumour has it Bobby Lawncare listens to shitty music. And he sounds like a pussy. However, we can assume that he was drunk, due to his postings on this website, and then we can also assume that he was cursing said fightee, with very deliberate dirty terms!

I hadn't even turned around,pulled my pants down,or sat down.I was vomiting, pooing everywhere,pissing and crying all at the same time.
Nov 11 2002 1:48PM
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Bawb
Posts: 622 - Karma: 11
The funniest bit was I was Sober, aged 16 and was trying to study. I told MY BROTHER to turn the noise down and he attacked me with my technology project - a tripod.

He has a few issues.

He also kicked me so hard in the face one time that I flew through a plate glass mirror and have a 7 inch meaty scar across my shoulder where I was cut to a grand depth of 4 inches, narrowly missing my lung

ho ho

he's a lot better now!








I love gymnastics and trampolines but nothing beats a 'Gymnastic Tramp' for fun

Nov 11 2002 1:51PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
holy shit, your brother sounds like a fucking nut


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Nov 11 2002 1:54PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
talk about brotherly love. one time my brother was hitting me with a stick, so i broke it and he went nuts. he put a whole in the wall with it. ive never really gotten into a serious fight though. but that same brother threw a crocket mallet at me when i was 5 and it hit me in the forehead.
-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
Nov 11 2002 1:55PM
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Bawb
Posts: 622 - Karma: 11
I never found out what is wrong - not supposed to ask and all that.............

schizophrenia? He used to hear the devil talk to him and be visited by these three spirits that he said used to try and take his talisman

Awwwww shit it alll freaked me out and then he was super violent!








I love gymnastics and trampolines but nothing beats a 'Gymnastic Tramp' for fun

Nov 11 2002 1:57PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
mwahahaha, finally we are getting inside the head of the Great Ali Bawba. How about the time Michael Jackson came over to use your bathroom?

I hadn't even turned around,pulled my pants down,or sat down.I was vomiting, pooing everywhere,pissing and crying all at the same time.
Nov 11 2002 1:59PM
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BigRich
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 29
Man that sounds really fucked up. is your bro a lot bigger than you,
Ive never been in a fight too, i kinda wanna know what it feels like to really get stuck in butat the same time i really dont wanna get in a fight. Does anyone else understand.

Nov 11 2002 7:47PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
my sister dug her knee in my chest when i was like 11 and made me turn people because i couldn't breath and my friend had to pull her off of me
Nov 11 2002 8:29PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
worst beating i ever got was in high school. me and 3 friends, who were all hispanic or black were hanging out on my friend Luis's porch drinkin a few beers. some white trash guys in 2 trucks drove by and started yelling about how they were screwing up the neighborhood since they werent white. I threw a bottle, and hit one of the guys huge lift kit blazer. it seems that this truck was an extension of his penis, because he put it in park, got out and came at me. i went towards him, and by then there were 6 big middle age rednecks kicking the shit out of us. i ended up knocked out, and had a broken nose and 2 missing teeth. we knew who it was, and i moved before anything happened


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'He jumped off of the roof again'
Nov 11 2002 8:46PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
i hate when people make racists remarks like that. one kid i know used to work in a tollbooth for a parking lot in town. a man that regularly parked there made a comment to this kid about another kid that worked the booth, who was black. the kid i know pulled the guy out of the car, punched him, and kicked a big dent in the side of his car.
-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
Nov 11 2002 10:18PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
yeah my bro was watching harry potter once and i turned the DVD player off and put in global storming so i start to watch and he threw my newly sharpened racing skis at me so i got cut and i jumped on him then he grabbed the other and pulled a mcconkey with the machete on my ass and cut me three times just becuase i turned off harry potter




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Nov 11 2002 10:21PM
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MadTrixter
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and how old is your broter?


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
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Nov 11 2002 10:56PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
so im at karate (got my black belt last april) and im doing a self defense technique with my friend and he kicks me and punches me as is to be done in the technique but then he knocks me to the ground jumps up in the air and lands on my face, hes around 160 lbs. later that night were sparring (fighting with pads) and he boxes me right in the nose, which was already messed up from the foot, i get a bloody nose and sit out for a while, then fighting him about 5 mins later, he raises his foot about a foot above my head and brings it down right across my temple, i got knocked out for a few mins but i went home with only a spraned ankle and a few bruises that night, but it sucks bein a 5' 3' guy in a class of 6'+ guys some weighing upwards of 200
Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?
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Nov 11 2002 11:00PM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
man I got my ass thrown on the concrete and this big fucker slammed my head in with a door. he just kept closing the door on my head.. I was only 13 and he was 17... dumb fucker


'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge
Nov 11 2002 11:05PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
one time my friend stuck his head in a door and i ran up really fast and kicked it, he just stood there for a second said gimme a sec looked in the mirror and we went skiing
Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?
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Nov 11 2002 11:16PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
most of my fights end up with the other guy feeling sorry. But today out of the fucking blue this butch girls nails me right in the sternum*where the rip cage seperates) it didn't hurt but for some fucking reason i went blind for a couple of minutes. It was really fucked up.
'we need lectures from people, not from soviet canuckistan'-american 'intellect'
Nov 12 2002 8:56PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
cant it kill u if u get hit in the sternum to hard?
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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?
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Nov 12 2002 9:02PM
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jibbernaught
Posts: 123 - Karma: 10
yeah you can break off your zyphoid process and it could puncture your lung. I broke mine off doing something stupid a couple years ago.

I once picked a fight with a rugbey team...that was my worst ass kicking. neadless to say... dont pick fights with rugbey teams.





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Nov 12 2002 9:26PM
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Airspeed-X
Posts: 1255 - Karma: 14
I havent had too bad of beatings but there is a classic. I was thrown into a garbage can by a ski patroller. Infront of everyone in the line. Oh well he got his back lol.. I was about 8 then. Brings back memories.

-Randy
Nov 12 2002 9:55PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
rugby players can brawl. my neighbor was about 10 years older than me. some kids tried to smash his daughters pumpkin on halloween about 3 years ago and he smashed them all.


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Nov 12 2002 10:55PM
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Bawb
Posts: 622 - Karma: 11
Yeah

I'm a rugby player (used to be - I now ski because it is less dangerous)

I've been in all kinds of trouble, including brawling, stamping and eye gouging. The worst of the worst though, was when I had a straight leg sticking out from under a pile of players. This guy who weighed about 220 pounds just jumped on it and bent my knee the wrong way, ripping the ligaments and filling my knee with fluid. That hurt.








I love gymnastics and trampolines but nothing beats a 'Gymnastic Tramp' for fun

Nov 13 2002 5:23AM
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troll
Posts: 110 - Karma: 10
the worst beating i ever had was summer going into grade nine, a friend of mine was arguing with this chick who was a big as guy and so i stepped in so my friend wouldnt get beat cuz she was kinda small....and well i called the chick a dyke and she grabbed me by my tit and fung me to the ground and smashed my head on a parking concrete thingy....but then i got up and punched her in the face a couple of times so it was all good....but that was my worst beating
' everything in life is about having wind shield washing fliud' - Darryl Hunt driving in Paul's dirty ass van!
Nov 13 2002 4:12PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
u punched the girl in the face, hahaha that mustve been gold, she wouldnt expect somethin like that i bet
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Nov 13 2002 4:19PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
i think troll is a broad. hence the grabbing by the tit and throwing, unless its a guy with some major man jugs


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Nov 14 2002 3:59PM
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lineskier10
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oh haha mustve slipped by me
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Nov 14 2002 4:32PM
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NovacanePunk
Posts: 159 - Karma: 16
mine involved a metal pole, paper, tabbaco sauce, jiffy lube, and a shampoo bottle...man talk about waking up and hurting all over
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Nov 14 2002 10:27PM
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ill_grind_your_rail
Posts: 21 - Karma: 10
my brother stuck my head under a couch cussion and sat on it.
Nov 14 2002 11:21PM
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tahoeskier
Posts: 372 - Karma: 433
i got hit by a snow plow in 6th grade, that sure kicked my ass
Nov 15 2002 1:33AM
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caylorswift
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i melted my brothers legos in the microwave. that was when i was 6.. then when i was 7 i hit my bro in the top of the head with a metal meat tenderizer. he still has a scar on it.. that was kinda fun.
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Nov 15 2002 1:48AM
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Rapt0r
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10
Here's a clip of me getting my ass kicked.

Right click this link and choose 'save target as'

DON'T LEFT CLICK IT


-Rapt0r
Nov 15 2002 1:14PM
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Bawb
Posts: 622 - Karma: 11
Loving it

and the way the people are so shocked in the background



Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
Nov 15 2002 1:25PM
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Rapt0r
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10
:) no one helped me


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Nov 15 2002 1:32PM
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Rossiscratch
Posts: 901 - Karma: 13
tonight i was at some gay football game in my town and these kids started shit with my freinds so i came over and had there back and they started pushing my freind so i was like get the fuck out of here and he pushed me so i punched him in the face and then he started comin at me and cop tackled him and arrested him. The kid would have fuckin destoyed me, this was the first time i was lucky the cops showed up




Shoot to thrill, play to kill
Nov 16 2002 12:58AM
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lineskier10
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and the cops didnt do anything to you after you punched him in the face
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Nov 16 2002 1:36AM
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Rossiscratch
Posts: 901 - Karma: 13
no because im 15 this kid was probably 18 or 19 and he was built his gay freind kept going o man you dont want to mess with him hes on roids man hes on roids hahaha and he had allready picked a couple of fights before the one with me and my freinds. So the cop took him and cuffed him. All he did was talk to me becuase i was swearing.




Shoot to thrill, play to kill
Nov 16 2002 12:57PM
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Rossiscratch
Posts: 901 - Karma: 13
have you ever seen the pro skaterboarder Mike Vallely in that skate video where he fights? its fuckin crazy he kicks the shit out of like these 5 jocks that thought they were funny when they gave him shit but he wrecked them.




Shoot to thrill, play to kill
Nov 16 2002 2:07PM
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Rapt0r
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also known as CKY3


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Nov 17 2002 4:35AM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 38
those guys mike beat up weren't jocks. they were little fucking frat nerds, in the wrong place at the right time. anyway, i have never had a real beating, giving my fair share, but i was playing tappout with this army ranger at this party. we were smashed as hell, i grabbed his arm and tried to pull behind his back, then he reversed it, and says 'I got a new move that they showed me in hand to hand, it's called the bowling ball'
after he said that he shoved two fingers in my nose and jabbed his thumb in my eye and pulled. believe or not i tapped out and he one, lucky bastard. next time we go i am pulling the double fish hook.
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Nov 17 2002 6:23AM
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lightingfarts
Posts: 564 - Karma: 14
i kick my brother's ass all the time.
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Nov 17 2002 10:20AM
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newschooljibber
Posts: 274 - Karma: 11
The other day, a kid stabbed me with a pencil. He stuck it in then pulled so it left a nice flesh wound about two inches long, nothin bad though.
Nov 17 2002 11:47AM
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Bawb
Posts: 622 - Karma: 11
Shit me

there is some mental stuff going on here!

My friends once duct-taped my eyes and mouth shut then hog-tied me before putting hair remover adn peroxide bleach on my head. I looked like a racoon with scabies after that



Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
Nov 17 2002 12:40PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i never got beaten up because im increibly muscular.

so one time i was at chucky cheese, i was fucking around in the ball pit. the assistant manager was all like 'dude, you totally have to like get out of there.' and then i was like 'youre a woman, what right do you have over me? much less anything?' so i just continuted to play. the bitch walks off, hopfully making me a sandwich or some sort off snack. she comes back with a water gun and kiddingly says 'i think your going to have to get out, or im going to get your wet.' so then i said 'im going to get YOU wet by sucking your nipples off.' i then started body checking the net that surrounded the pit; i was breaking out, hardcore style. i finnaly ripped through the net and went straight for the girl, tackling her to the ground. i continuted to violently punch her in the face. the blood started pouring from her eyes. i grabbed her by the ears and then started smashing her skull onto the ground. i heard her skull crack, her eyes seemed to buldge out of her skull. i gave her a few good backhands across her face, then bit her nose, ripping it clear off. i took the nose and threw it into the ball pit, by a group of kids. they started screaming. i was totally pissed off, i headed for the group of kids, my clothes soaked in bloody flesh. i dove through the net and started the massive ass whooping. it took to of the kids and smashed there spines together, i then grabbed the third child and lunged my chin in her virdibre. i dug into her flesh and started chewing on her spin, i chewed further and reached her bladder. i grabbed the little girls hand, luckly her fingernails where sharp, and reached it back into her open wound. i pushed on her elbow until her arm popped out of her stomach, i then snapped her neck and continuted to bust a nut all over her butt cheeks. her mom looking in terror as i pissed in her face.

then my mom came and picked me up. we went home and later rented some movies. we rented the cable guy, it was so funny.
Nov 17 2002 3:45PM
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caylorswift
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jeezus christ mommy... that was the funniest thing i have ever read... also kinda mental but in a good way :).
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Nov 17 2002 3:57PM
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MadTrixter
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hahahaha, that was fucking hilarious. haha, at first i thought it was going to be a true story


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Nov 17 2002 4:50PM
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