Replying to Ski Balance Boards

You all know those balance boards right? Well why don't they make one for skis. One cylinder with two grooved in places to place two 2 x 4s with an out groove so they fit in together.have them stop being grooved at the ends so u can practise your nose and tail slides without rolling all the way off. You will also need a place to hold your feet in. sicky idea? yes, sicky idea.

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