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Selling sperm

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hucker22
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anyone ever done this? i need to do some research to see where i can by my house, but i think you can make some cash. i heard sellin blood plasma gets u like 30$ but hurts like hell, im pretty sure donating sperm would feel better. i just wanna help out my community

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Jul 25 2005 2:54PM
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USA
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i think u might have to be a certain age like 18, no drugs for like 36 hours, and no sex or jacking off for 24 (info via road trip haha)

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Jul 25 2005 2:56PM
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you'll always be wondering if you have a son or daughter that you dont know about...







Jul 25 2005 2:57PM
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vRoy
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Dude, there is a difference between selling and donating....
If you want to 'give back' to your community by donating your cleavland steamers to some place that would be quite easy.
Yet if you want to sell your wee white juices, i think its more complicated.

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Jul 25 2005 2:58PM
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hucker22
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im 18, i think i can go 24 hours w/o sex or beating it, maybe. and 3 w/o drugs will be easy as long as i go to donate like wednesday i should be straight

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Jul 25 2005 2:59PM
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hucker22
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^36 i mean

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Jul 25 2005 2:59PM
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USA
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there are some woman who actualy go though all the records and look for the actual father, its fucked up

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Jul 25 2005 3:01PM
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pmills
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i thought you had to be 21

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Jul 25 2005 3:03PM
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Shadows
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i never thought about this before but...

if the government wanted to they could clone sperm cells that you give them (sperm banks) and do some really fucked up shit with them.

think about all of the bad possibilities...

Jul 25 2005 3:06PM
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Lanemeyers
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come again?

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Jul 25 2005 3:09PM
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Shadows
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ok, lets say you go into a sperm bank, donate/sell, and walk away. since sperm banks are regulated (most of them) by the government (not sure if its local/state/national) they could easily take your sperm cells and clone its. then create some mass army of human machines...not really, but you get the idea.

Jul 25 2005 3:14PM
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Badfish2
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hahaha.. i got the joke, you didn'

Jul 25 2005 3:15PM
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twix_182
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i was always under the assumption that a cleveland steamer is a turd

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Jul 25 2005 3:44PM
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Shadows
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dude, if theres a place that will PAY me for my shit, tell me where it is.

Jul 25 2005 3:55PM
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Girays_Brother
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why yes yes it is

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Jul 25 2005 4:10PM
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twix_182
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good, just wanted to make sure i was on the same page all these years

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Jul 25 2005 4:18PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I plan on going on "sperm bank tour" when I graduate college. I will travel all over the world spreading my genes. Be afraid be very afraid

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Jul 25 2005 5:10PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahah 1000 years later, news reporter "it seems that 95% of the worlds population is related to this one kid. living in 2005 he donated sperm all over and somehow they got around and donated sperm and now everyone is related to him!


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Jul 25 2005 9:12PM
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Apple
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and the world would become so imbred....

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Jul 25 2005 9:21PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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then everyone would watch blue collar tv!!!


member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

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Jul 25 2005 9:23PM
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Alpine3
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freaky...

Jul 25 2005 10:31PM
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sacchettiadam
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why would people want sperm?

you broke the rules, now im gonna pull out all your pubic hairs.
Jul 25 2005 11:17PM
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Ski-hobo
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^its the main ingrediant in Chinese food





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Jul 25 2005 11:26PM
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Ghst
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to mix in thier morning coffe, lyk omfgee

             
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Jul 25 2005 11:27PM
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sacchettiadam
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no wonder my mom got pregant while getting chinease take out last night

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Jul 25 2005 11:31PM
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skierdudeguy
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"im pretty sure donating sperm would feel better."

hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha, thats soooo damn im pretty sure donating sperm would feel better.



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Jul 26 2005 12:31AM
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(Jonesy)
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aha! nice pun...

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Jul 26 2005 1:08AM
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hucker22
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for making babies, but they for some reason dont like sex? wierd women out there

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