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Brother for sale--Pro skier
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I am auctioning off my big brother here on NS. I ask a starting price of $25.50 Canadian. He can be useful for doing household jobs such as cleaning toilets, making meals, you know the so-called 'bitch' jobs. Some say he is a good skier, although I will leave it to you to judge. Clearly all your friends will be envious of you having this 'pro' skier as a personal slave. This is the deal of a lifetime, don't miss out. If you act now you can also get a complimentary 'ugly stick' to beat whom ever you choose. Let the bidding begin...
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Once you have purchased the slave, he is yours to do whatever you please.
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i bid $25...i can walk down the street and pick him up if u want?
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For those of you who crave this skier's identity, he is featured in Strike Three and Stereotype.
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your such a hoe...i want him...he is such a hunk....he lives right down the street and this is my oppertunity to finally go on a date with him instead of trying to look threw his window...i will not be over bid $245. i want ____!
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why don't you look through someone else's window to get your huge erection.
His sister says that he's quite the tiger in bed, so I bid $269.
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screw buying your bro.. how much does it cost to take you out for a good time
Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
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EWWWWWW ProHo that was below the belt!!! GROSS
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have u ever 'been' with him....i didn't think so...Jen knows we are meant for each other...why wont u let me be with him? $300.
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hahaha ask ProHo what her going rate is.. then double it lol jk
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Come on people missy needs your money to buy some more crack..... help the poor girl out
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missy needs the money to buy herself a vibrator.
$369.
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I actually use the money to buy rails at Grinnell Mountain as our ski hills in this area bite...So donate to this great cause!!
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how much do u cost proho?
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who cares about him....so i am thinking....missy and proho....let's hook up with liftie_of_the_month for a good time...i hear she is free.
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you go to Grinnell Mountain???
wow. Screw buying your brother. I bit $369 on a night at Grinnell Mountain.
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$2.69...i will bid on proho and i guess i win ur bro!
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i heard liftie_of_the_month is the new breed of super slut, no one can compete with her
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...im confused
Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
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Hi cams, im missy, this is proho, we like guys that ski and have money, we do anything for them, what kind of car do u drive?
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before i bid i have to know his name hieght and age. i can't have a bitch that can beat me up.
who the fuck is rob nelson?????? and why does sean want him to lick his balls??
call me Sucra
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he is about 5'11 and 19 years old
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whatever happened to the jf cusson memorial or whatever you wanted to build?
Darryl Hunt
come back pikachu
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i dont know how 'off the meatrack' alley oop flatspins can clean my toilet when all they do is make me shite myself
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I bid $15 and Paul Jaworsky.
Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com
'hey you got a peny? you have more than that... your holding out on me.' some national judo champion talking to Charles on the streets of toronto outside the strip club.
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mr.gomer that is truly a quality response, u get the slave for free
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cleaning toilets has gotta be one of the easiest things to get paid to do. (unless it's a nasty smelly toilet - than it just ain't gonna happen)... and i've seen some pretty dirty toilets (working as a janitor/dishwasher at a truck stop and all).
he's gotta have some other skills than that... can he build me a house, or at least a better garage - the mini barn just isn't cutting it anymore.
Darryl Hunt
come back pikachu
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ok i can take him only a year older than me and shorter. i'll bid 500
who the fuck is rob nelson?????? and why does sean want him to lick his balls??
call me Sucra
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i bid $100 billion american, only if he takes my test and gets me a A in cs 112 i hate that class if not ProHo its all yours
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Loka$h: my web page is www.pics.gay.ski.nsmedia.com.org//:.edu
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name?
'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
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*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
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wow, whoever thought this site would turn into an online escort service?
A bad day on skis is better than a good day on a snowboard!
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I am the true owner of david crichton and all bids must be paid in full to me!
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Did you know the pen is stronger than the knife. And did you know that they can kill you once but they cant kill you twice. Did you know destruction of the flesh is not the ending of life, fear not of the anti christ. Did you know that I exist before the earth and did you know my eyes are windows to the world...Your body is just a vehicle transporting the soul, it whats inside the vehicle is beauty to behold...It was written up in the book of life.
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hahaha way to blow the secret...
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i want him, and you and proho, well see whos the pro 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 yen
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Damnit Reedy, you heard the slaves kinfolk!!! I own him! Now go unchain him from that tree in the middle of the woods, i know that youre training him!!!
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I'm going to bid whatever is in my pocket right now...
WOW, a billion kajillion dollars!
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