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Talk Sex with Sue

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BioEnhanced
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Oh my god. This is the funniest show on television by far. Watch Oxygen (O) at 12 on Sundays to see a 70 year old bat give people sex advice.

Anybody else a fan?

"Who's playing tonight?" "The Shitty Beatles" "Are they any good?" "No they suck. Good Name though."
Jul 23 2005 11:13PM
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Tinga
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so its kinda like ask the fruitcake lady on jay leno

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Jul 23 2005 11:14PM
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USA
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seen that, funny shit

no me gusta acls


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Jul 23 2005 11:15PM
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crooks
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yeah its soo funny when they have ppl call in, that lady is soo old too

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Jul 23 2005 11:15PM
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sacchettiadam
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hahah that is funny. I will tape it and post it later

you broke the rules, now im gonna pull out all your pubic hairs.
Jul 23 2005 11:15PM
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But she can pleasure any man.

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Jul 23 2005 11:17PM
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BioEnhanced
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My favorite is when she rates sex toys. (from 1 to 5 charcoal briquettes)

"Who's playing tonight?" "The Shitty Beatles" "Are they any good?" "No they suck. Good Name though."
Jul 23 2005 11:18PM
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12ParkRat60
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Yeah and she says how shes tested them herself.. omg soo sick almost puked after she says stuff like that

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Jul 23 2005 11:29PM
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bum72287
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the question is, WOULD YOU BONE SUE? shes gross but you know shed be awesome.


if no, then how many beers to do it

Jul 23 2005 11:48PM
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scratchproteen
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hah yes you have to post that shit...i gotta see this, and yeah dose sound like the fruit cake lady on jay leno...only all about sex hah!

Jul 23 2005 11:55PM
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canadianskier
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that shows so funny when ppl call in about shit it's hillarious

Jul 24 2005 12:12AM
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~Cork_1080~
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sounds like sunday night sex show

Jul 24 2005 12:38AM
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bum72287
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its is the sunday night sex show you idiot

Jul 24 2005 1:43AM
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Jib_This
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And it's the fucking shit. Sue is rad, she knows her shit, and on top of that, she's super nice when you meet her. She came to my highschool once, best/most informative high school class ever.





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Jul 24 2005 1:51AM
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Ekraz
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Sue definately does know her shit. I bet back in the day she was gorgeous. Shes probably had a lot of experience and now wants to share her knowledge.

Jul 24 2005 12:19PM
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Back in the day she was gorgeous? How old are you?

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Jul 24 2005 12:23PM
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cdnskigirl89
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^^^ ha ha funny, she is old but knows her stuff, i watched it a couple of times

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Jul 24 2005 1:45PM
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Jake...
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ur retarded.



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Jul 24 2005 1:47PM
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CameIToeJam
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this site has a bunch of vids of her...soooo funny


Sue Johnson

-Craig 'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?' 'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man' 'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?' 'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
Jul 24 2005 1:55PM
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CameIToeJam
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fuck, didnt work

go here

-Craig 'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?' 'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man' 'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?' 'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
Jul 24 2005 1:56PM
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CameIToeJam
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god dammit...this is the site


www.oxygen.com/talksex/video.aspx

-Craig 'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?' 'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man' 'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?' 'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
Jul 24 2005 1:56PM
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AltaPilgrim4973
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funny shit

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Jul 24 2005 10:52PM
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Onskis1111
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shes at the beginning of wsk106



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Jul 25 2005 5:33PM
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Barmski
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hahahah wholey shit that show is harlious my uncle showed me for the first time last nite and i couldnt believe that shit! haah the questions are outrageous


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Jul 25 2005 7:13PM
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tBatt
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i watched that show for mad long wwhen i was sleeping over at my friend hosue for the first time. i was like 8 and had no idea what any of the shit meant. the his parents came down to check on us and i was watcching it so she changes the channel. it was hilarious. thats prob why his mom hated me now...?


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Jul 25 2005 9:42PM
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fizzlefry
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one time this kid called in and asked if it was normal to have green chunky sperm when he masturbates.




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Jul 25 2005 9:52PM
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Me and my friend watch the show and wait till a person from my city calls in, and then try to figure out who there are.

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Jul 25 2005 9:59PM
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Alpine3
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ITS SUE JOHANSON!!!! hahah

Jul 25 2005 10:28PM
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BioEnhanced
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I want to call in and make a phone sex attempt.

(then she'll say, "This isn't The O'Reilly Factor, asshole.")

"Who's playing tonight?" "The Shitty Beatles" "Are they any good?" "No they suck. Good Name though."
Jul 25 2005 10:50PM
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skier4life159
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i just watched that for the first time last night and it was so funny. great show

i like the fed-ex driver cause hes' a drug dealer and he don't even know it."
Jul 25 2005 11:06PM
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Schoening
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it's funny when she gets out the dolls to demonstrate positions haha

Jul 25 2005 11:27PM
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jambone
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The cyber-skin cyber-sex buddy thats great.

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Girls= $ times time
Time= $
Girls= $ squared
Money is the root of evil
Therefore girls are evil.
Jul 25 2005 11:36PM
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Badfish2
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she sold out...

Jul 26 2005 8:51AM
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Sharpy
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she came to my university, she gave head to a dildo, it was hilarious, she also really gets into explanations

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Jul 26 2005 10:31AM
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invisman
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I was watching it one time and this one guy said he "wasn't shooting as far as he used to" so he asked her if he had a blockage problem.

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Jul 26 2005 5:28PM
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hucker22
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grr the video dont work


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Jul 26 2005 5:46PM
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Timmy_G
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When we went to Toronto for our 8th grade class trip all that was really on tv late light was Talk sex with Sue.

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Jul 26 2005 7:15PM
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Moonlight
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Bump

reminding everyone to watch this weekend

Jan 9 2009 4:02PM
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Bob_Gnarley
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Jan 9 2009 4:44PM
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jibjunkie
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a great show but its over. no more new episodes. she quit cause she prefered radio. its too bad cause i been wanting to call in. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sue_Johanson
Jan 9 2009 5:59PM
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birdshake
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whats with bumping all these old threads?
Jan 9 2009 6:05PM
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Moonlight
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for some reason i just thought of it and didnt wanna make one on her so i bumbed this
Jan 9 2009 6:07PM
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aculbs
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hahah she's coming to uvm this winter for a live talk sex show
Jan 9 2009 6:09PM
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Haha yeah! I forgot about the for WinterBlitz. I got to get my ticket.
Jan 9 2009 6:26PM
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samskisalot
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she came to my school last year (UWGB) and did a live show. it was pretty hilarious. And we got to talk with her after the show, since it was smaller.
Jan 9 2009 9:56PM
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IGotScrilla
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haha the funniest episode was when she brought out the dolls tho show different sex positions
Jan 9 2009 11:53PM
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uh_lis_uh
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hahaha i am so going to that. its gunna be hilarious!
Jan 10 2009 9:08AM
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tydan
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She came to my school and it was one of the most entertaining things ever. The shit she would say was hilarious. Agreed that she knows her shit.
Jan 10 2009 12:46PM
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TheQuailman
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ewwwwww

I just watched one video, it was about a girl taking two fingers, putting them in a condom with lube, shoving them up a guys butt, bending them and stroking his prosate

Jan 10 2009 12:49PM
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