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DynaMeg
Posts: 104 - Karma: 20
Help me out guys, I need to come up with a good pickup line for a um 'project' - It doesn't have to be skiing related, but would be prefered if it was. Thanks ! -MEG
Nov 9 2002 9:57PM
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mntelebumper
Posts: 1287 - Karma: 10
a girl said this to me once. feel free to use.

'hows it hangin low and loose or tight and upright.'
Nov 9 2002 10:00PM
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mtw
Posts: 1241 - Karma: 30
It's a little expensive, but do some heli-skiing in Alaska. You'll find many lines that can help you pickup guys. ;)
Nov 9 2002 10:11PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 61
My proflies in sbc skier... (Meg)


'I'm still Ugly'
Nov 9 2002 10:20PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
get on your knees, bitch.

nevermind that doesn't work so well

tell him ...i mean her....that you are friends with erich, aka alpentalik



oh yeah, and your in freeze.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Nov 9 2002 11:19PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
wait a minute?...
*Proud member of the HoBum Posse
Nov 10 2002 12:51AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
How's your pole?
-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
Nov 10 2002 1:02AM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
non ski gabber
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Nov 10 2002 1:45AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
im a pro skier..............wanna fuck?


THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
Nov 10 2002 1:54AM
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gsqueen
Posts: 674 - Karma: 10
nice skis wanna fuck
Nov 10 2002 1:56AM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
i agree with chris (k2skipimp)


who the fuck is rob nelson?????? and why does sean want him to lick his balls??

call me Sucra
Nov 10 2002 2:02AM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
I think gsqueen has it right. It's short, it's to the point, and it would certainly work on me.


'The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!'-Super Troopers
Nov 10 2002 2:05AM
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Mashed_Penguin_NZ
Posts: 195 - Karma: 10
'those are nice ski pants, can I talk you out of them'

'Lets do brekfast, shall I call you or nudge you?'

'Whats a sexy snow bunny like you doing in a dirty mind like mine'





Freshies for a week after a dump? Temple Basin - Hell Yeah!
Nov 10 2002 4:26AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Hey Dishwalla...if it needs to be moved to another section it will happen, you accomplis nothing by stating that such an action should be taken.


''Shut up! We are waiting here untill she comes out...I want to make sure that she knows I had an abortion and cooked the fetus.''
Nov 10 2002 4:34AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
wanna suck or fuck?






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'Just Jib It'
Nov 10 2002 5:19AM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
this thing isnt gonna suck itself
-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
Nov 10 2002 9:49AM
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switch_skodeo
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
I got your mom crossed off my list last night, now I just need to cross you off, sweetcheeks.

the brilliance of it is that it works on both guys and girls
Nov 10 2002 11:48AM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
here's what i use when i'm on the slopes
'hey i lost my friends, can i ski with you' or
'hey i lost my friends, wanna fuck'


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
Nov 10 2002 11:52AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
hot chick chick around you takes a nasty spill, here's what you say: oh my god, that was a pretty nasty fall, are you alright? do you need cpr? im really good at cpr.

my friend grandpa uses that one all the time


THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
Nov 10 2002 12:06PM
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