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My dick has spidey sence

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mommy
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i was sitting on the toilet while humming the various melodies of "tarzan boy" (thanks to maximumsushi). i had just eaten a cointainer of cottage cheese and i knew this was going going to be a sloppy whipe. knowing that the toilet i was sitting on clogged easily, i flushed the feces before i started whiping. long story short, the toilet clogged anyways. the toilet water rose along with shit covered toilet paper. i shit you not, when i noticed this, my dick naturally retracted into my body, just a little bit. my dick can sence danger brewing, i guess. the toilet never did overflow, but my cock took the necissary precautions.

Jul 17 2005 11:02AM
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PimpDaddySkier
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nice dude

Sep 21 2005 4:03PM
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Lateralis
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in the land of lat, everyday is a special occasion



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Sep 21 2005 5:13PM
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Leckett
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hahaha a sloppy whipe haha

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Sep 21 2005 5:14PM
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GingerKid08
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I myself just took a dumb and was pondering about this effect, and when you balls squinch up when you take a poop and become really tight. Yea, you know what im talking about. Anyway im come to have a theory on this.

Human Beings Have Adapted To Toilets!

If we were to sit down on the shitter, and our balls never scrunched up, and our penis never retracted. We would get poopy water all over ourselves. Therefore I have came to the conclusion that through hundreds of years of evolution, human beings have evolved to the point where when we sit on the toilet our genitals compact to avoid danger.


Sep 21 2005 5:42PM
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*DrewT*
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I wasn't gonna even click on this thread until I saw that mommy posted it and then I knew it would be good. And it was, hahaha

and now it's time to go commit internet suicide


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Sep 21 2005 6:21PM
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AttitashSkier
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made my day mommy

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GLC
Sep 21 2005 8:17PM
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lucyford
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pure, solid, 24k gold.


far too fly to stay stationary...


dfp
Sep 21 2005 8:38PM
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Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe
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haha made my week!!

Sep 21 2005 9:23PM
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Frostfired
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ahahaha thats great


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Sep 21 2005 9:35PM
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EastcoastAR5
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Bump, To A Great Contribution Of Mommy.
Aug 13 2007 11:48PM
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Nicholas.
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haha, damn mommy's fucking funny.
Aug 13 2007 11:50PM
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Sufferboy
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wow this is an old thread
Aug 13 2007 11:54PM
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TheButterHashira
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mines pretty smart like that too.

Aug 14 2007 12:01AM
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GFProd.
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whut? haha
Aug 14 2007 12:03AM
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uni-corn
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Bump
Jan 22 2008 8:29PM
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artfullydodged
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!
Jan 22 2008 8:33PM
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uni-corn
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had too
Jan 22 2008 8:38PM
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shibby
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HAHA, comeeeeee back mommy!
Jan 22 2008 8:38PM
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uni-corn
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He was on yesterday
Jan 22 2008 8:45PM
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ryano
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bahahahahahaha. awhh thats funny.
Jan 22 2008 9:14PM
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Blurst
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So ahh did you just search dick? Or remember this thread from 2 years ago.
May 3 2010 4:37PM
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An10a_Eng
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i had a spider on my dick once. terrifying
May 3 2010 4:49PM
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ClownPrince
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how the hell did that happen? do you have a spider fetish or something?
May 3 2010 5:29PM
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An10a_Eng
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he must have come off the toilet bowl as i was pooping. there are not words to describe the feeling i had the moment i realized that there were 8 fucking spider feet on my cock
May 3 2010 6:04PM
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dave44
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bahahaha, great bump
May 3 2010 6:13PM
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gmack24
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remember how great this site used to be? Now it's a bunch of 4chan pricks.
May 3 2010 7:41PM
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Ducky.
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I lol'ed:)
May 3 2010 7:44PM
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