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pat-rickdaigle
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ok so i went to a party and got wasted and slept in my rents vehicle, anyways i pissed my pants and the seat is soaked and smells really bad, what do i do!?!

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Jul 17 2005 6:32AM
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pat-rickdaigle
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i sprayed febreeze but it's still soaked and smells bad.

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Jul 17 2005 6:34AM
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-=koLLac=-
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hair dryer to dry it out? a lot of febreeze after?






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Jul 17 2005 6:54AM
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-=koLLac=-
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or use that shampoo you clean carpets with....then blowdry it







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Jul 17 2005 6:55AM
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pat-rickdaigle
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yeah but my parents are here, if i go out and do that it'll be so obvious.

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Jul 17 2005 6:58AM
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lorida
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^ it'll still smell like shit if you just hairdry it and spray febreeze.

If you want the smell gone, bring the car to a car wash and ask them to wash and shampoo the seats, nothing will work better. It'll cost some cash, but it'll keep your parents happy

Jul 17 2005 6:59AM
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tell them you need to go to walmart and use their car






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Jul 17 2005 7:00AM
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pat-rickdaigle
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i live in a small town, there are no car wash places.

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Jul 17 2005 7:05AM
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WIllW
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if you have a dog blame it on the dog or something?

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Jul 17 2005 7:18AM
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fucked_edges
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they might even be surprisingly understanding about it man, parents were kids too once

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Jul 17 2005 8:20AM
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.John.
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if you have a dog, say "i'm going on a hike" bring the dog, and then come back and say when you went into the store or something, it pissed on your seat

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Jul 17 2005 8:31AM
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Luc.
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drive out of town to the nearest car wash and use those crazy things that like scrub your seats and then dry them...haha u pissed your pants...

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Jul 17 2005 9:18AM
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T.L.
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its gonna be funny when he comes home the next day and the rents shot the dog! hahaha

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Jul 17 2005 10:10AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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that would suck if they shot your dog...just say a minority did it.


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Jul 17 2005 10:14AM
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vincepru
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do you guys even know he has a dog? i cant think of anything rigth now but ill think of something after i eat breakfast, i always do

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Jul 17 2005 10:27AM
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jib-unit00
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hahaha...you got that from that shit on the couch story

yea, it might be because he has asian in him, but tanaka is more funny than that andy faggot. i'd probably watch the chinese tanaka show.
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Jul 17 2005 10:28AM
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Ktownchic
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haha wow. that sucks. i cant believe you peed your pants. good luck. and id go with the dog thing






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Jul 17 2005 10:36AM
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evaroni
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blame it on ur mom


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Jul 17 2005 10:38AM
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jib-unit00
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hahaha i just realized that you peed your pants hahahha

yea, it might be because he has asian in him, but tanaka is more funny than that andy faggot. i'd probably watch the chinese tanaka show.
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Jul 17 2005 10:39AM
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TheClap.
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baking soda, let it sit for 10 minutes then spray the baking soda with febreeze and vacum, works like a charm

Jul 17 2005 10:44AM
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any luck?


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Jul 17 2005 10:44AM
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icecreamsandwich
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id just tell them, and ask them the best way to clean it....theyd probably understand. i mean most parents are aware their kid drinks.

and you could also say...its better you slept there, and just ended up peeing on the seat....you could have tried to drive home and crashed the car.


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Jul 17 2005 10:45AM
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404404
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say some bitch did it

Jul 17 2005 11:03AM
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*Fujative*
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use joy soap and water, in a spray bottle, apply pressure while useing a paper towel or something, if should come off, then use frebze or wahtever, and keep the windows down unless you live in a bad neighborhood


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Jul 17 2005 12:18PM
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SteezePatrol
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why is there not a larger uproar over the fact that this guy pissed his pants?

Anyway...use baking powder or arm and hammer deoderent powder...then let it sit, then wash it off with soap and water

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Jul 17 2005 12:20PM
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*Fujative*
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lol i thought it was funny


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Jul 17 2005 12:20PM
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twix_182
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in the middle of the night, put it on the traintracks, then your good.

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Jul 17 2005 12:37PM
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*Fujative*
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^lol but how did it get there? what will you say to your parents? the car stalled?


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Jul 17 2005 12:37PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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i got it out pretty well, used this stuff called resolve, worked great, just sprayed it on and crubed a bit.

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Jul 17 2005 2:06PM
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nice


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Jul 17 2005 2:12PM
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srwinnsuco
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you pissed your pants.

Jul 17 2005 2:43PM
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hahahaha u pissed you pants hahaha


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Jul 17 2005 3:06PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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u should have sucked it out of the seat with your mouth

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Jul 17 2005 3:10PM
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VTskier3
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why do so many people piss their pants when they're drunk? it's not normal..you should wear some depends or something....



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Jul 17 2005 3:12PM
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Capt.Flannel
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ahahahahah or Depends, theyre bigger.





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Jul 17 2005 3:14PM
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hahahaha

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Jul 17 2005 3:15PM
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bermbuster49
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ahahaahah, okay now the next issue is how to get the piss out of your pants...i hope you do your own wash hahah

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Jul 17 2005 4:25PM
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*Fujative*
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thats fucking gross


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Jul 17 2005 5:03PM
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E-ZRider
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haha u pissed ur pants

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Jul 17 2005 5:11PM
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telestar6
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Haha you just admited to 60,00 people that you pissed your pants. You're screw. Pee is soo hard to get out of fabrics, trust me I lived in a fraternity for a semester and everything smelled like piss.


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Jul 17 2005 6:00PM
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UPDATE

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Jul 17 2005 6:51PM
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Jaskittin
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Say that you gave a friend a ride and picked up his dog for him, and that it pissed on the seat. Something along those lines.




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Jul 17 2005 8:06PM
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marsland
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he already said what happened

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