Replying to I love bachelorette parties....

So I love working in a resort restaurant. I'm workin and about at 7:30, 17 chicks come in plastered, waiting to get more trashed. They have a few rounds of drinks, and are getting rowdy. They ask the bartender if someone's interested in a table dance, and the cooks puss out. So I'm like, fuck, 50 bucks? I'm all fucking over that. So I go out, am getting ready to strip down (they're the only ones in the restaurant now) and the bartenders like, "no, you cant do it in the restaurant" So I pass on the sad news, and they're all like, come back to the room...So I do. Start stripping for all these hot college chicks, and end up making 50 for doing it, and like 80 in money they stuffed in my boxer briefs. Fuck yes. I'm the go to guy when bachelorettes come in now. Yay.

Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine - HST