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I love bachelorette parties....
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So I love working in a resort restaurant. I'm workin and about at 7:30, 17 chicks come in plastered, waiting to get more trashed. They have a few rounds of drinks, and are getting rowdy. They ask the bartender if someone's interested in a table dance, and the cooks puss out. So I'm like, fuck, 50 bucks? I'm all fucking over that. So I go out, am getting ready to strip down (they're the only ones in the restaurant now) and the bartenders like, "no, you cant do it in the restaurant" So I pass on the sad news, and they're all like, come back to the room...So I do. Start stripping for all these hot college chicks, and end up making 50 for doing it, and like 80 in money they stuffed in my boxer briefs. Fuck yes. I'm the go to guy when bachelorettes come in now. Yay.
Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine - HST
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And you didn't get laid? damn. that sucks.
Derek
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hahaha word nice job
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i would be to much of a pussy to do it
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eat.breathe.sleep.ski
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before you left you should have asked who the bride was, and then like go over and hump her and run out of the room flipping them off.....just a thougth, i mean i would be pissed if i did that and didnt get any action other than cash.
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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
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^HAHAHA
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eat.breathe.sleep.ski
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I wouldn't have beena ble to do it man, props. If i was you, and had soem sort of fucking balls haha, i would have asked who the bride was and done a REALLY touchy feely dance and placed her hand all over your body and then if she responds, you onviously knows what comes next...
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whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
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I didnt intend to get laid. I have a gf who is on her way to my house, thinking i just did the coolest thing ever, and requesting her own. Then she will have sex with me, plus, shes better looking.
Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine - HST
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fuck... and All i ever get at my golfcourse is weddings...
Like a virgin on promnight!
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my friend made another friend eat a starburst off the chest of some fat chick in a bachlorete party
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^ahahah that suckksss
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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
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Well i knew i was in when they were all talking, and the bartender goes "hey, keep it down, we've been hearing you had noise complaints at the room" "its not our fault, she was doing a striptease" and they all point to this hot blond. I was like fuckin right.
Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine - HST
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Ok... so, huge props then.
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Hey man, that is fucking sweet, because none of them are going to remember shit, and you get 50 bucks. Who wants to see a cook dancing in boxers anyway?
I hate it because it looks like it should be called the Prison Shower.
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maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis
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he gets 130...and damn I would hav been all over that too...as a waiter at weddigns I only get hit on....no stripping...
i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.
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you deserve your own thread defenantly...your like a king now. super ultra awesome props
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hahahaha props
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SteezePatrol on a fellow NS Member's problem with his date not wanting spaghetti for dinner: "fuck that shit, if she wants to eat, she's getting spaghetti"
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shame on you. you are only perpetuating society's view of men being sexual objects and nothing more. When women realize that men have brains aswel as dicks, the world will be a better place.
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Like a virgin on prom night.
Ottawa
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^ haha i laughed
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