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Pro Hos With STDs - The Official Thread
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In the best interest of keeping our population of pro athletes as clean and healthy as possible, I think its important to start an official database of all known and established Pro Hos and their STDs.
This is a serious matter.
Someone start us off here...
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i'm glad the mods are getting involved in such a positive way. this thread needs to be PROTECTED, not DELETED. let it remain- there are up-and-coming kids out there that need this info like a crazy homeless dude needs a handle of 5 o'clock.
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this shit is funny. for the record we actually get along now. haha
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This thread is a load of fucking Sludge. goddamn hyprocrites, I can reasonably say if any of these girls your all talking shit on would S yo D, or let you tap in, you would be all over that shit like white on rice. ProHo's are just a natural perk of being a pro, and even if this thread made an impact, horny ass 19 year olds are gunna do what they gotta do and no joke easy is easy. So seriously, just shut up, Ask your mom for another pizza pocket, and quit hating you little bitches. peace
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soooo not true. i've had my whorish times, but you learn to stay away from the sluts.
unless, of course, she swallows.
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^its true...most girls r prohoes by nature and it aint a big deal..most of the girls proly even look at it like its a good thing and they think they must be the shit if pros will bone them. as far as being all over them like white on rice i dunno about that..alot of the prohoes are not even that good looking, the pros have just grown acustom to getting it on the regular and will take whatever is available...and then u just got an ugly chick with a decent body who thinks there better then others and keeps searchin out more good skiers to reassure themselves of that. this is all irrelevant tho becuz this thread is concerning the safety of the skiers.
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you're back as well! join the club
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haha, i can't believe skogenchick, no one in their right mind would touch her with a 10ft pole.
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you guys anit got shit on beau jangles that niggah creates so much fucking friction in the sac he could heat a small igloo in antartica
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what would an igloo be doing in Antarctica? did the Eskimos move there when i wasn't paying attention?
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they post child preditors on the internet dont the?
same thing just for not getting cauliflower dick
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Jacob Wester...*cough*...Aj Burton...*cough* Really though guys...just one before he was pro...I promise...
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this thread was created prior to either of them
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meaning she's only proven us right since then.
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oh god. jacob wester? also^ HAHAHAH
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i like how ur icon says spork me.... did jacob wester spork you pretty good or what?
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i hope u didnt give his spork an std, hes on my fantacy freeride time
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yeah but sarah burke is hot if it was some pro who was ugly and or fat i wouldn't touch the bitch pro hoes don't seem to care
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haha nice attempt at being funny. and you mean "pretty well".
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this is by far one of the most entertaining threads in a long long time. and for the record, i always see this "angelica" girl when i'm shredding in utah, and i've always wanted to tap that... but apparently that's a bad idea...??
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im pretty sure she has a boyfriend dude, the girl u really gotta worry about while ur shreddin in utah now is...
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Hey no worries fuck the rest of them T.J. Sch. is way chill I knew him before he went pro as well he's a nice guy and still is. And if you hooked up its your biz not anyone elses!
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ok then your not a pro hoe but youvestill proably got stds, isnt it better to be a pro hoe with stds than just a hoe with stds???
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ok then your not a pro hoe but youve still probaly got stds, isnt it better to be a pro hoe with stds than just a hoe with stds???
casue if your just a hoe with stds theres a chance that it will spread to the normal population, not just wigger pro skiers from witchita.
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hahaha straight up CALLED out on that one
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to quote vt skier
all i'm gonna say is..if any of you boys had a shot with sarah burke or ashley or whoever...you know you wouldn't turn it down...so chill out and don't worry so much about what other people do.
guys on here wanna root sarah casue shes fukin smokin and has the best raack in the action sports world not casue shes a pro skier, that might add to it but the 1st and main reason any guy wants to have sex with sarah is casue shes a hottie not becasue of her status , while pro hoe chicks wanna fuck guys that are famous and in mags all for the sake of claiming and for status. and for the record ashley is not hot... jen hunduck is crazy in bed (friend went there at world junior pipe champs a few years back), kristy Leskinen fucked aussie pro surfer Koby abberton in the bathroom After an oakley shoot. soo it goes both ways. hoes are hoes weather there fukicking some seppo pro skier or getting tagged by a whole football team. Same horse different jockey
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This thread is immature. I hope I never meet any of you assholes on the snow.
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this is funny shit, an AUSTRALIAN giving someone shit about STD's. What has the world come to.
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lighten up, girls let themselves get these reputations it's their own fault
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Yes, but we don't need to harp on this subject and make people feel like shit.
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Didn't you know? All pink names are hoes.
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Meh, it's only Anjelica.
I'm certainly not losing sleep over it or feeling bad.
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so..uhh...where you living these days, you know, we could hook up and such.....
PSYCHE!
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I think this thread is kinda pointless but none the less I think yes girls are always gonna be pro hoes but boys are always going to want to be those pros, so why hate? Hum....
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But to add to my last one STDS are fuckin nasty and if a girl is fuckin without anyone knowing about it she should choke and die cause that fucks up people lives.
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haha, funny cus its true.
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other people were made for my entertainment i'll do as i please and it sounds like you're speaking from experience
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Koby must have thought she was a dude. That guy is like the Brad Holmes of surfing, but the gay too.
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and who is he sponsered by?
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koby rips man... and his gf is hot as farrrk...
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Yeah.... either was conceptkid...... And i forgot this thread existed.
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