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Girays_Brother
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fuck man, i just got stung on the bottom of my foot today when i stepped over some clovers where two bees were probably makin babies, and both the bitches got me.. now its swelling up like mad, it looks like i have a flat foot because of the swelling, anybody ever got stung on the bottom of theyre foot?? it fucking hurts

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Jul 14 2005 9:26PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
As my favorite Comidian would say " Fuck bee's, i would punch every bee in the face, Yeah thats right Fuck you Bee!"

"you only live once, Just Fucking go for it!!"
Jul 14 2005 9:33PM
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twix_182
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i stepped over some clovers where two bees were probably makin babies

haha

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Jul 14 2005 9:37PM
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hazel_32
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but as ur bitchin about a stung foot....them niggas is now dead....they wasted their one stinger onur foot that will hurt for a day......

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Jul 14 2005 9:38PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
ive never stepped on a bee and iv only been stung once


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Jul 14 2005 9:39PM
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KillerMonkey
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bees dont make babies with each other. They all have to fuck the queen slut bee to make babies. those bees were prolly just waitin for you to walk by or they were gay



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Jul 14 2005 9:39PM
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sneather
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i got stung on my ear once it swelled up like a grapefruit

Jul 14 2005 9:41PM
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Girays_Brother
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well then i guess they were super horny and having some gay bee anal sex

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Jul 14 2005 9:44PM
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sneather
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^ haha probably

Jul 14 2005 9:48PM
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ATLskier
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i had to take care of my neighbor's dog(for money), while they were on vacation. So I was taking the little bitch on a walk, when the little fucker walked over a yellow jacket nest. So the suicidal yellow jackets totally disregard the huge(to the bees) black bitch standing over their nest and they come after me even though Im standing a good 10 feet away. I got stung around 5 times on my ankles because the stupid dog, named shithead, decided to pee on the nest.

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

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Jul 14 2005 9:55PM
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1080ski
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dane cook is so goddamn funny.

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Jul 14 2005 10:06PM
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that sucks, i have never been stung


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Jul 14 2005 10:07PM
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rippinbumpskier
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yea i stepped on a nest one time and got stung 30 times

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Jul 14 2005 10:08PM
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levistewart
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yeah ive been stung on the bottom of my foot hurts so bad to even wallk

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Jul 14 2005 10:09PM
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MARIAH
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got to watch out for those fuzzy little fuckers, they're out to get ya'

Back in the days i use to like bitches
But i tell you now days bitches aint shit
And if you wonder why i say this
I've had a lot of women and bitches think they slick
Sneakin' around fuckin' around whenever we're not around
Actin' all sophisticated spending money that she didnt make
I get so mad that i could slap her actin like she cleopatra
Aint no need to ask shes a slave to tha money and im the master
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Jul 14 2005 10:11PM
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TheStamos
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Arent you normally grabbing your ankles anyway's? i mean thats good for you because no one would see them.

"you only live once, Just Fucking go for it!!"
Jul 14 2005 10:16PM
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skierman_number1
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Thursday- Cleaning tree debre out of the gravel pit. For 15 minutes these lil' basterds are flying around us but ignore them figuring they where big flys. Later on we look down and see that they are yellow jackets. Sure enough there is their nest, attached to the branch I'm fucking holding. A few stings later, we get the job done.

Tuesday- Sitting in a comfy chair watching some OLN. Sure enough I slap my neck thinking it was a fly and turns out to be a hornet. Come to find out the next day I'm kind of allergic to those nigglets.

Jul 14 2005 10:18PM
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Holy shit, I've been stung in the foot when I stepped in a clover patch. And I swell, my foot was huge.

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Jul 14 2005 10:21PM
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bermbuster49
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i was stung on teh top of my foot before, never the bottom.

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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Jul 14 2005 10:40PM
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wiglaf
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maybe you should put some shoes on you hippy

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Jul 14 2005 10:46PM
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Girays_Brother
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my slippers broke when i was fishing out back, it was on my way walking back

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Jul 14 2005 10:59PM
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skier27
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bottom fucking hurts..i got stung there once and the damn bee stayed in..i had to rip him off my foot, worst place to get stung

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Jul 14 2005 11:01PM
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-daniel-
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once i was picking some rasberrys beside a bikepath when i was a little kid and then i went to go for one and then like a bunch of bees started attacking me and i got stung like ten times and one of the bees stung me above my lip and i like couldnt speak cause myl ip got really swelled up

Jul 14 2005 11:05PM
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B-Har406
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I just got stung yesterday in the ankle, fuck i haven't got stung in years. Didn't somebody on here get stung by a bee and it got stuck in there head?




stop the hate on bons, its not his fault hes not athletically inclined-ar51080
Jul 14 2005 11:07PM
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ItsPhil
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im a bee whisperer...kind of like the horse whisperer, so im cool with them
they gave me a ride to school one day when i missed the bus

Jul 14 2005 11:08PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
haha thats andy or misty7, he didnt get stung though, it just got in his head

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Jul 14 2005 11:09PM
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B-Har406
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haha that would suck so much, i hate the bastards...




stop the hate on bons, its not his fault hes not athletically inclined-ar51080
Jul 14 2005 11:11PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
we have bees at work and its so funny to see grown men run like babies away from them

Jul 14 2005 11:12PM
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steezymcneezy
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hahahahahahahahahaha. wow. you must be a pimp.
Jan 27 2007 11:22PM
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