The hippopotamus causes more deaths than any other animal. These creatures are instruments of pure terror. Their incredibly powerful jaws filled with razor sharp fangs combined with excellent hearing, smell and sight make them perfect killing machines. I’m certain these monsters have a taste for blood and kill purely for sport as their diet consists of grass. Can you imagine gazing into a four foot maw lined with 28 inch incisors? If these fiendish brutes ate meat, I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night.
Evil. Plotting. Sinister.
You don’t need fangs like this to eat grass.
Staring death in its ugly face.
This is the last thing you will see before you are ripped to shreds.
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Some people are trying to snowboard here!
Oh I get it. Sorry to ruin your day. 
