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My gf is awesome

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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
She has to work tommorrow at 6, and i want to go out to party. So, she's just going to sleep at my house while i go out and get drunk, then when i come back she said just to wake her up so we can hook up lol.

Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?
Sokiem99: yes please
Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work
Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?
Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?
Sokiem99: oh yes
Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
Jul 13 2005 3:02PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
one time my gf thought id be mad we could never chill cuz she had tennis, so she told me she got cut but really quit to hang out with me. i was very creeped out and dumped her

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Jul 13 2005 3:04PM
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Lanemeyers
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45-love

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Jul 13 2005 3:04PM
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icecreamsandwich
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that is a nice girlfriend.

but on the other hand....your situation sounds pretty reasonable...i mean you want to party...so go party....and she has to work and doesnt want to party....so she should just let you go and understand.

more girls should be this understanding. i know too many that would freak out at this situation.

all in all...you are lucky you have a good girlfriend. props. ....i think thats the first time ive used that word.

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Jul 13 2005 3:16PM
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mattster
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i want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend too

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Jul 13 2005 3:34PM
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johanblaze
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you made that up yourself, didn't you boy?

Jul 13 2005 3:35PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
shes actually staying in because im coming over


Jul 13 2005 4:03PM
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ItsPhil
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^^
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Jul 13 2005 4:03PM
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~Joe~
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my gf lets me have sex with all her friends

Jul 13 2005 4:21PM
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vincepru
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thats because im fucking her, she doesnt need you

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Jul 13 2005 4:30PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
dont ever post anything about anyones gf on ns of your gonna get insulted somehow

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Jul 13 2005 4:32PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
your right your girlfriend is awesome, how do I taste?

.................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
Jul 13 2005 4:32PM
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bermbuster49
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sounds like a pretty good deal, all girls should be like that.

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Jul 13 2005 4:50PM
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Nivrittam
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 21
lucky


whos got anything against the wankstas
Jul 13 2005 4:52PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
Josh is she still in for the 3 some? becuse i have thought it over.

Jul 13 2005 4:55PM
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Snubluck
Posts: 2192 - Karma: 11
Hoorah.

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Jul 13 2005 5:33PM
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frp1080
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haha good song

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Jul 13 2005 5:42PM
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skier_jules
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
seriously. you totally made that up. nice job but make believe girl friends are not that sweet

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Jul 13 2005 6:01PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
i dont know any girl that would do that. allow their b/f to go get hammered not be there to make sure he doesnt fuck up...and then him come home and hook up with his g/f hmm

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Jul 13 2005 6:10PM
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t-man152
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if its true expect her to scream at you and break up with you real soon.

and what type of boyfriend leaves their girl at home while they go out.

plus if she has to wake up at 6 why would you wake her up late in the nite to have sex with her. thats very selfish

only one explanation to all this. your girlfriend is a blow up doll.

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Jul 13 2005 6:16PM
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skier_jules
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haha seriously!!!! word brotha!

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Jul 13 2005 6:20PM
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wiener
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why would a guy go out and get in trouble? he is garunteed sex when he gets home. i dont get that but she is probably his left hand or a ziplock bag between the matress and boxspring





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Jul 13 2005 7:05PM
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loops_skier
Posts: 115 - Karma: 16
i think all girls could learn something frolm your gf

Jul 13 2005 7:10PM
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garrett.
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haha

cant tell me shit about the tricks of this trade switch blade with a little switch to switch the switch blade switch from a 6 to 16 inch blade shits like a samarui sword a sensay

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Jul 13 2005 7:12PM
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crooks
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haha

Jul 13 2005 7:23PM
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mz2288
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agreed

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Jul 13 2005 7:34PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
ya she probly has orgies with biker gangs while yur gone

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Jul 13 2005 7:37PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
As much as i hate josh i think he is telling the truth, i have hung out with him and his girl and she is chill. She pukes off keystone easy, but she is cool

Jul 13 2005 7:43PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
are you kidding me?

i let my bf go out all the time and party.....sometimes i go, sometimes i dont, depending if i work or whatever. sometimes he comes home and wakes me up ;)

if you cant trust your guy to go out and party without you without "fucking up" then theres something wrong there.

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Jul 13 2005 8:28PM
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USA
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 11
yeah me 2, we r fucking her while u are gone, sorry dude, the truth hurts


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Jul 13 2005 8:29PM
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alev
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Jul 13 2005 8:35PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
i agree but sometimes people do stupid things when drunk...i know its happened to my sisters..... and its just one of those things that when ur drunk most people dont know to control themselves but those that do thats REALLY good. Im not just saying that for guys girls can do the exact same thing...

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Jul 13 2005 9:40PM
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skier_jules
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is this like 10?

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Jul 13 2005 9:51PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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yuou lucky man


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Jul 13 2005 9:53PM
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E-ZRider
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^exactly what i was thinking

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Jul 13 2005 10:04PM
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skier_jules
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
you guys only wish that were real!!!!

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Jul 13 2005 10:06PM
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j.bird
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hahahah old school. "Hi I'm here for the gang bang....?"

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Jul 13 2005 10:37PM
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levistewart
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hey if things with ur bf dont work out hit me up

Jul 13 2005 10:42PM
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rippinbumpskier
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my gfs a fucking whore

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Jul 13 2005 10:43PM
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ECfreeski3
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^hahah

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Jul 13 2005 10:58PM
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Anson
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I like my lady too.

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Jul 13 2005 11:04PM
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ItsPhil
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


so damn funny

Jul 13 2005 11:16PM
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AKFREERIDE
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why wouldnt you take your woman partying with you. thats like...the second best reason to go get drunk, is to be with your girl. way to go you over-masturbater.

Jul 13 2005 11:26PM
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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
Ouch over-masturbater, that really hurts my self-esteem. Don't be jealous just because your gf is lame/your hand.

Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?
Sokiem99: yes please
Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work
Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?
Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?
Sokiem99: oh yes
Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
Jul 14 2005 6:30AM
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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
She has to work at 6 every morning, what can you do? Gotta let the woman sleep or she'll be all sorts of cranky.

Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?
Sokiem99: yes please
Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work
Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?
Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?
Sokiem99: oh yes
Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
Jul 14 2005 6:31AM
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skier4life159
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
you are one very lucky man. but the guy whos gf leats him have sex with all her friends is even luckier

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Jul 14 2005 9:16AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
josh is lucky, not many girls will strap one on and fuck there boy firend.

Jul 14 2005 11:53AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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my girlfriend plays Halo with me EVERY DAY.

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Jul 14 2005 1:38PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
^ i wish if i had a gf she would play video games with me


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Jul 14 2005 1:41PM
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Stryken
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personally, and just to throw this out there for you....

who cares?

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Jul 14 2005 3:09PM
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mattster
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haha... im so alone :(

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