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Bawb
Posts: 622 - Karma: 11
Anyone here want to have a fight?

This is the place to post it if you do.

Lanemeyers - you suck you worthless mongrel - you're a rube








I love gymnastics and trampolines but nothing beats a 'Gymnastic Tramp' for fun

Nov 8 2002 3:04PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
me and cody almost got in a fight last night over some stupid shit... thats what happens after you drive 5 hours stuffed in a car


.:Mental Block:.
Nov 8 2002 3:25PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i dont wanna fight..but yesterday i felt like i could kick the shit out of anyone....but i went bowling instead
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
Nov 8 2002 3:33PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
ill box. fly over here and we can beat the shit out of eachother...then get stupid drunk
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and i said: 'well, you see, night time and daytime are two entirely different times' - Skipimp_

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
Nov 8 2002 3:50PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
you calling me out Bawbs, you scottish ho bag! Bring it on you haggis faggot. Just let me put down your mother's crotch waffle and syrup first! DIE!

I hadn't even turned around,pulled my pants down,or sat down.I was vomiting, pooing everywhere,pissing and crying all at the same time.
Nov 8 2002 3:55PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
I'm calling evreyone out. I hate ou all!

Awwww fuck. How could I say that? I love all you guys. Lets all get drunk instead!
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'skogen-chick likes box. Thats hot.'
~Detective

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
Nov 8 2002 4:00PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
tis on me skierx
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
Nov 8 2002 4:50PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i challenge you to a duel *smacks everybody across face with a leather glove*


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
Nov 8 2002 5:28PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
(zip) undoes MaddTrix's mom's zipper to her pants. 'Just a sec MaddTrixx, I'll done here in a second'

(smack) whips MaddTrixx's moms ass with a leather bookmark.

I hadn't even turned around,pulled my pants down,or sat down.I was vomiting, pooing everywhere,pissing and crying all at the same time.
Nov 8 2002 5:31PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
*walks in, whips out his enormous cock, strangles lanemeyers with it, and runs away at the horrifying site of his fat, naled mom*


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
Nov 8 2002 5:38PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
alright *picks up iron gauntlet and smacks you all in the face*
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
Nov 8 2002 5:51PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
*repeats the process that defeated lanemeyers*


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
Nov 8 2002 5:55PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
*lanemeyers crawls out from behind madd_trix's moms shower curtain which exposes Madd_trixs grandma being fed (rather ungraciously) and drop kicks five-0 it the back of the skull.

*lanemeyers explains the costume he dressed madd_trix's dad in and made him screw madd_trix's mother.



I hadn't even turned around,pulled my pants down,or sat down.I was vomiting, pooing everywhere,pissing and crying all at the same time.
Nov 8 2002 6:02PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
*madd_trixx pulls out a pistol, aims it at lanemeyers and pulls the trigger, exposing a flag(like the ones on looney toons) that says 'time out, i'm goin to get drunk, be back tomorrow'


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
Nov 8 2002 6:05PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
*lanemeyers pulls out a keg of Guinness and taps it. Sharing pints with everyone involved in this Friday afternoon scuffle they cheers and get smashed!@ Happy weekend folks!

Jonas

I hadn't even turned around,pulled my pants down,or sat down.I was vomiting, pooing everywhere,pissing and crying all at the same time.
Nov 8 2002 6:09PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
speaking of weekend......i'm goin to a kegger! haven't gone to one in a while, nobody throws them anymore


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_

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Nov 8 2002 6:11PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
represent Madd_trixx, represent!

Later dooooooods!

I hadn't even turned around,pulled my pants down,or sat down.I was vomiting, pooing everywhere,pissing and crying all at the same time.
Nov 8 2002 6:16PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i'll drink a cup for everybody...if you would like yfor me to drink s cup for just you specifically, you must let me know


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
Nov 8 2002 6:20PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Slug one for me skier bro!
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'skogen-chick likes box. Thats hot.'
~Detective

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
Nov 8 2002 6:21PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
I'll take two if you don't mind! Peace! I too will be drinking for my fellow brothers out there, please just place an order! G'nite!

I hadn't even turned around,pulled my pants down,or sat down.I was vomiting, pooing everywhere,pissing and crying all at the same time.
Nov 8 2002 6:22PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i'll drink 2 for you as long as you drink 2 for me. then tomorrow once we're all good 'n sober the fight shall prevail


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
Nov 8 2002 6:24PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Isn't it great when everyone puts their differences aside and gets really fucked up?
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'skogen-chick likes box. Thats hot.'
~Detective

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
Nov 8 2002 6:34PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
sure is, sure is.
well i'll see you all tomorrow, and so for i only have 3 beers ordered? i'll check and see if i get more once i'm at my buddy's house


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_

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Nov 8 2002 6:42PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
Lets get ready to rumble!!!!! In the red corner, standing at one hundreddd and nintey seven centimeters, weighin in at a massive 260 pounds is Schlonginator!!!!!!








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'Just Jib It'
Nov 8 2002 6:50PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
dude, can't you read, the fights been postponed till tomorrown when we're sobered up


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
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Nov 8 2002 6:52PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
ive had the urge to beat the hell out of somthing all day
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Nov 8 2002 7:17PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
I'm back, coo,llaborate and listen , Lane is back with a bran dnew addition, something, grabs ahole of me tightly slwos like a hawk daily and nightlky


I hadn't even turned around,pulled my pants down,or sat down.I was vomiting, pooing everywhere,pissing and crying all at the same time.
Nov 9 2002 4:54AM
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Bawb
Posts: 622 - Karma: 11
Moving swiftly to the left Bawb ducks and swivels delivering a ruthless deluge of blows to the back of Lanemeyers head yah yaha ah

Then his mum comes out and spitroasts me before skewering me over a barbeque

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Just so you know, I had to vomit and shit in the middle of this post. Exit all areas! Such was the magnitude of my massive night out








I love gymnastics and trampolines but nothing beats a 'Gymnastic Tramp' for fun

Nov 9 2002 7:25AM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
dude........i was sooooooooo fucking drunk. lane, i forgot how many beers you ordered, so i drank like 10 for ya, and then my own share, then the other dudes one. i walked home from this field and i didn't even ucking know it this morning


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
Nov 9 2002 10:16AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
good work gentleman! As you can see.....

I hadn't even turned around,pulled my pants down,or sat down.I was vomiting, pooing everywhere,pissing and crying all at the same time.
Nov 11 2002 10:35AM
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