Fuck, so like last Thursday I was playing some GTA San Andreas and all, and I got the helicopters on me, all shootin me, so i die, and turn off the xbox. But the helicopter noise was still there, so I look out the window and sure enough there are 2 cop helicopters above my house. Then, I go get lunch, and I see like 6 cop cars. Long story short, this house got all this natural gas piled up underneath it and it sparked and blew up. No fire, but the biggest piece of the house was like 3 feet. It just exploded.
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/news/070705_nw_house_explosion.html
"somebody stab this nigga."
-Mommy