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My friend's natzi mom!

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~Cork_1080~
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okay well today i just had the worst 16'st b-day ever. it started off good then just went downhill from there
partly because my family was ditching me on my 16 b-day and because i had to work both my jobs today with only 15 mins in between. but ny ways yea so my parents left and i decided id have my self a little party seeing as how every one's sweet 16 is special. so yea i have a bunch of ppl over, im having a great time and enjoying myself and whatnot untill my friends fad natzi mom calls him and is like are his parents there, and so he lied blah blah, whatever continue partying, she calls again and now she starts talking to all the other kids here wondering if theyre parents knew that mine werent home and so i was like what the fuck, then she wanted to talk to me and at this time i just got out of the hot tub and i was soaking wet and kinda wierded out at this time, so yea i just talked to my mom and she wished me a happy bday and i told her that i had some ppl over and she was cool with it. but yea the fat bitch mom was like do ur parents know that u are having ppl over without them there. and i was like yea i just talked to her, and she was like well i want to call her and make sure so u call her and tell her to call me , and i was liek find whatever i just want to enjoy my b-day so i call my mom tell her whats heppening and shes like i dont get it why does she nee to talk to me so shes like whats rong what are u kids doing are u doing drugs ??? so im kinda stressin at this point but yea so yea i give her the nazi mom's phone number and so yea my mom calls me back and says that the mom's phone doesnt accept blocked caller id ( cause she was on the cell phone ) so yea i tell the mom that and shes like i dont believe you! and starts freaking out and im like what the fuck u bitch! so yea i talk to my mom again and shes pissed off cause she doesnt know whats happening and if she can go to bed because this crazy lady is going to call her. so i told her it was fine and then she hears everyone in the back ground and is like how many ppl are there! so the truth comes out and im in serious shit at this time, and am redy to never celebrate a b-day ever again!
so then i find out that seeing as how the fat mom thought i was lying she called everyone's parents and told them that my parents werent home and so now everyone is in shit and i felt like it was all my fault, and so i got major depressed and yea i spent the rest of the nite alone, parents mad at me, everyone in trouble espically me! but yea so i just sit there with my head just thinking, this is not how a 16'th b-day should be and yea so i am superdepressed and super upset( its like that feeling that noone in the world even knows that ur there) but yea sorry for boreing u with my story guys i just thought id let you all know how this one fat ass bitch rewined my entire sweet 16 birthday......................................

Jul 11 2005 3:40AM
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406
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hey man that sucks but im sure you got something nice

Jul 11 2005 3:46AM
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freeze_pooter
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yeah i cant even hang out with one of my best friends because of some fat bitch with no job or life who fulfills her life by medling in other peoples affairs. i can empathize.

well im not suppose to hang with him but i do haha

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Jul 11 2005 3:57AM
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squeakywaffle
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straighten that bitch out, key her car or something...

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Jul 11 2005 4:09AM
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alpinecowboy84
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nazi. yeah historically speaking they were kind of a big deal, you should probably know how to spell it correctly.







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Jul 11 2005 4:15AM
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PurpleSkier
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dont stop with nazi, spell everything else like, like ruined. and use some periods, capitals, better grammar. Thanks.

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Jul 11 2005 4:18AM
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~Cork_1080~
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haha shut up i was sounding it out

Jul 11 2005 4:19AM
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Lilhorsey
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There is no T in NAZI you dumb fuck.

Jul 11 2005 6:44AM
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skier4life159
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that dumb bitch

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Jul 11 2005 8:06AM
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rippinbumpskier
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dude that sucks burn that bitch

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Jul 11 2005 8:31AM
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MWenzel
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fukin nazi's.

Jul 11 2005 8:51AM
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skifiend
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Dude, are you failing English in school? Because that was the worst I've ever seen. Couldn't even read it in your stupid AOL talk.


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Jul 11 2005 8:54AM
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Luc.
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yo its not your fault its that kids oms fault...talk to that kid about his mom man and how wack she is...

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Jul 11 2005 8:55AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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only girls have sweet 16s. That sucks bad though. You should have just handed the lady the phone when you were talking with your mom.

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Jul 11 2005 8:55AM
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freestyle_rich
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pack your bags and run away.





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Jul 11 2005 9:31AM
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$westside$
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that moms kid should feel like shit, have u talked to him?

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Jul 11 2005 9:54AM
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Badfish2
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Do yourself a favour, don't invite that bitch's son again

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Jul 11 2005 10:16AM
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Apple
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So you were lieing to your mom the whole time? why would you do that?

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Jul 11 2005 10:21AM
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SkiBumDreams
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it can get worse, trust me here is the short and sweet version of my 21st b-day:

went to class and work all day got back to my place and go upstairs to grab my friends to come outside drink a beer and have a cig with me. well the roomies are fighting with each other a door gets slammed in ones face and he comes out and pushes the one that did the slamming. unfortunately he pushed him when he was in front of the stairs so down the stairs he goes as i watch in horror from the bottom landing. he yells in pain and i lok down to see a severly dislocated ankle ( he also had a broken leg). so the ambulance comes and with it so do the cops. the pusher goes to jail, the pushy goes to the hospital . i followed to the hospital where i spent 4 hours. after this i try and round up the 20 some people that were supposed to come out to the bar with me. after most of them piss out i head out with 5 other people (not quite the party i hoped for) with all the other shit going on i didnt even get drunk, barely got a buzz.

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Jul 11 2005 10:34AM
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dandoy
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All you idiots who complain about grammar and spelling, you are fucking rednecks. Sure, he didn't spell everything perfectly, but he wrote a long story and probably didn't look at the screen all the time. Plus, I'm from fucking Sweden and I understood and read all of it. You are just lazy ass rednecks. Die. Fuckheads with no life. Fuck.




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Jul 11 2005 10:35AM
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johnnypsunami
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ahahaha awesome.

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Jul 11 2005 10:39AM
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Anson
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Tru bro.

PS. That story sounds a lot like my life, I can sympathize.

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Jul 11 2005 10:42AM
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hucker22
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shes a bitch

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Jul 11 2005 10:51AM
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scientist
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everyone has a friend whos mom is a bitch, exept me. weird eh

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Jul 11 2005 1:15PM
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joetyson
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happy b day sorry i didnt buy you a present


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Jul 11 2005 1:24PM
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mattster
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my mom is like that... its pretty horrible actually cause its allways sketchy when i go to parties or even just out with friends, it sucks to be that kid whos mom is crazy man.

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Jul 11 2005 1:26PM
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Matty.
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Haha Jeff that sucks! Happy B-day by the way.

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Jul 11 2005 1:27PM
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~Cork_1080~
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^ haha thanks matty, yea it kinda suckd, can u guess who's mom it was ?

Jul 11 2005 1:29PM
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mackattack
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happy b-day !
for my 16th in november my friends had me wear a blue dino suit the entire night..pretty random
sorry to hear yours got ruined

Jul 11 2005 1:32PM
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asac
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there's no t in nazi






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Jul 11 2005 1:37PM
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~Cork_1080~
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like i said before, i was SOUNDING it out lol

Jul 11 2005 1:39PM
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SteezePatrol
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I thought in the beginning of the story you said your parents were okay with you having people over?

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Jul 11 2005 2:14PM
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bmxican_89
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i dont think ive ever heard a swede call someone a redneck

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Jul 11 2005 2:23PM
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twix_182
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my 16th birthday consisted of me getting a couple presents and eating some cake, yeah everyones 16 birthday is special(sarcasm)

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Jul 11 2005 2:30PM
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-=koLLac=-
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having people over is lame anyway...I hate doing that cuz they always break MY shit. should have just gone out to some club....oh wait...you're in the US...haha, too bad. I do feel bad for the overprotective mom though. Have met some personally and they are going to have an ""awesome"" time when their little kiddies go away to college :)






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Jul 11 2005 2:35PM
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Jenna1106
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that suckss....happy 16th birthday

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Jul 11 2005 3:11PM
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hucker22
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ya my mom is kinda wierd about parties cuz i came home with a hicky once and siad there would be rents there. but its cool cuz if i get to drunk she said call and shell pick me up

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Jul 11 2005 3:14PM
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bmxican_89
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thats what my sixteenth birthday was like

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

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Jul 11 2005 3:20PM
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asac
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Jul 11 2005 3:26PM
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mk2
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yeah my 16th sucked too like the guy before mine consisted of cake and a couple presents. meh

happy b-day

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Jul 11 2005 3:32PM
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Apple
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Mine also sucked. I spent it mostly in a car (a good 9 hours of it) and then the rest was spent on a ferry crossing from sydney to Portauxbasque. The only god thing was the lobster dinner. but that came a few days later.

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Jul 11 2005 3:38PM
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skifiend
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So by me being able to read and write english makes me a redneck!?!?!?! If you think that's a redneck in Sweden, you should come to Vermont sometime....I'll show you some rednecks that would stomp on your swedish ass.


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Jul 11 2005 3:41PM
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USA
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thats a bummer, where u actualy drinkin or smoking or anything?



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Jul 11 2005 3:43PM
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loops_skier
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man that sucks. i have freinds with crazy bitch moms but that's super harsh

Jul 11 2005 3:47PM
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PurpleSkier
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Well duder, most rednecks spell, and speak like he did. So we aren't rednecks for calling him out. I was so confused whether the lady was there bitching him out, or on the phone, or both. Maybe a period, a comma, or a new paragraph could have helped. Not looking at the screen is a poor excuse. If he were typing correctly, he would have been looking at the screen not his hands. Long stories that suck, and have poor spelling, grammar, and punctuation aren't good stories. fuck off.

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Jul 11 2005 4:30PM
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Craigskis
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THe first thing i noticed was the comma-slice error...

like whoa...

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Jul 11 2005 4:47PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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Jul 11 2005 4:53PM
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proZach
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if you didn't have illegal substances (which i am assuming because you didn't make that clear), then tell everyone to fuck off, send that stupid kid home who's mom is a bitch, and then have fun.


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Jul 11 2005 8:18PM
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garrett.
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thats alreayd been pointed out bitch

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Jul 11 2005 8:42PM
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~Cork_1080~
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yea, we were shotgunning beer and some ppl were smoking out back and shit, but im still so pissed off that ppl always have to get into other ppl's buisness

Jul 12 2005 12:12AM
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hans_aschim
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ahahahahahahaha



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Jul 12 2005 12:13AM
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