The local gas prices have made Bigfoot angry and confused, so he decided to go into exile, in the uncharted Alaskan backcountry. However, some tourists saw him and filmed him, and posted it on the internet. Anyone who has known bigfoot for as long as I have knows how much he hates publicity. It's like fuckin kryptonite to him. But I feel you must see this and see how much he is suffering in the cold cold snow all because of greedy gas corperations. I hope you're happy.
http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/media/displayimage.php?album=6&pos=2
I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.