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Melvs
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Here are 3 recent e-mails...I feel kinda bad, but I cannot stop laughing. am I an asshole?


RYAN BURT
to me
5:56 pm

Dear Patrick,



I have been trying to contact you to respond to your inquiry about our online degrees.

Recently you received a voice message and/or an email from me. I have not heard from you as of yet.

I am following through on my commitment in assisting you with the pursuit of your educational goals. I am here to provide you with the appropriate information specific to your needs. Please contact me so we can discuss your options with the University of Phoenix Online. I know that achieving your education is a goal that you want to attain. Take a moment to reflect on the initial reason you inquired to the University of Phoenix Online. What, specifically, will this degree do for you? If you know you need this degree to get what you want, why wait any longer?

Currently, I am accepting applications for our next semester. You may download an application form, or simply pick up the phone and call me. Courses begin soon, and you still have time to enroll. However, please contact me soon, as class sizes are limited and deadlines are fast approaching.

RYAN XXXX

Enrollment Counselor

University of Phoenix - WIU Online

Business: (800)366-xxxx

ryanxxxxx@phoenix.edu



Patrick Melvin
to RYAN
5:58 pm

Ryan,

If you e-mail me again, I will have my lawyer sue you. Do not write to me ever again, except to apoligize.

Sincerily,

Pat


Ryan Burt
to me
6:04 pm
Pat, I'm sorry, I'm not sure for what but I'm sorry. I will update my files to say you are no longer interested.

THANK YOU
Have a great day


-Pat
www.wbpfilms.com
EST.
382

Jul 7 2005 5:22PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
that confused me so much, so now i feel dumb...so yes you are an asshole because you made me feel dumb

Jul 7 2005 5:24PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
take it easy pat, taker er down a notch


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Jul 7 2005 5:26PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Yes and No. I have received a couple e-mails from Phoenix Online, if I was interested I would have contacted them back, but since they don't understand that sometimes, they like to keep on sending you those e-mails over and over.

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Jul 7 2005 5:26PM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
Haha no i dont think so. They should have stopped after you never responded.

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Jul 7 2005 5:28PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
no, don't worry i'm much worse. when i get annoyed i don't threaten lawsuits, i threaten very graphic possibilities of death.




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Jul 7 2005 5:30PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,110
haha u should have been like

Dear RYAN
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITCH ASS UNIVETSITY
peace, pat


what's up now bitch



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Jul 7 2005 5:31PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
i wouldnt do that too often, especially to big companies...

Jul 7 2005 5:31PM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
that's pretty funny. I don't think you are an asshole

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Jul 7 2005 5:31PM
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rippinbumpskier
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thats hilarious

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Jul 7 2005 5:33PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
i agree u are an asshole

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Jul 7 2005 6:10PM
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nopoles
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 883
hahaha. If I wrote back to every spam e-mail I ever received I'd never leave the house .

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Jul 7 2005 6:12PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
yeah u are an ass, poor ryan

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Jul 7 2005 6:18PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
"THANK YOU
Have a great day"



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Jul 7 2005 6:19PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
no i probably would have done the same thing

Jul 7 2005 6:27PM
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haha i espically like to do that to telephone ad vertizers


Jul 7 2005 6:57PM
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tricksterboardin
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hahahhaha thats an amazing idea, nah hes the friggin arse whose pissing you off give him HELL

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Jul 7 2005 7:01PM
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Doghouse
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 21
you shouldnt have inquired about getting an online degree melvs




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Jul 7 2005 7:15PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
ASSHOLE!



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Jul 7 2005 8:33PM
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Al_Smith
Posts: 643 - Karma: 11
do you yell at phone solicitors too

Jul 7 2005 8:35PM
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ATLskier
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no, the univeristy of phoenix sucks, and im tired of them spamming my email

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

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Jul 7 2005 9:01PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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AHAHAHAHA

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Jul 7 2005 9:06PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
it was numbers adding up to 17... there's my hint.

-Pat
www.wbpfilms.com
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Jul 7 2005 9:16PM
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matthasaurusrex
Posts: 5160 - Karma: 185
who can stay mad at plad?

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Jul 7 2005 11:00PM
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wiglaf
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 141
yes... your an asshole

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Jul 7 2005 11:00PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
No man, Your not an asshole. That ryan dude is an asshole for telling you to have a nice day. fucking smug a-hole. thinks he is all better than you.

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Jul 7 2005 11:10PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 535
no ur not an asshole


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Jul 7 2005 11:15PM
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MattMcGinnis
Posts: 2396 - Karma: 73
haha is email back is great, cant stop laughing over it.




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Jul 7 2005 11:51PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
Holy I feel bad for that Ryan guy, just imagine how many e-mails he gets back a day that are like, fuck you, I am going to come to your house and shit on you...he's prolly a nice guy!!! Actually, fuck him.

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Jul 7 2005 11:56PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
Seems like Mr. Ryan is a bit of a bitch.

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Jul 8 2005 12:15AM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
PATTY IS A GIRL'S NAME!

...asshole!

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Jul 8 2005 8:54AM
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Tross
Posts: 951 - Karma: 117
Tell him U of Phoenix is a rip-off. I was a telemarketer for 3 days several years ago. They're used to it and generally quit after you realize you annoy every person you call. Get another minimum wage job.

Jul 8 2005 9:13AM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
its fun to do shit to them. not really yell at them but if its at&t be like uhh i dont have a phone

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Jul 8 2005 9:17AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
You didn't get accepted to their online classes, did you Robbie? Don't be jealous that I have a prestigeous college chasing after me in any way they can.

-Pat
www.wbpfilms.com
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Jul 8 2005 11:34AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
hahaha go to a real college
you and asshole

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Jul 8 2005 11:48AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
I'll just leave it at the fact that I was joking and Rob goes to one of the best colleges in the country/world. Just for the record...

-Pat
www.wbpfilms.com
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Jul 8 2005 11:51AM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
thats hillarious. I dont think your an asshole though. the asshole thing to do would have been to lead him on think you were interested and then send him that email. wasting his time and everything.

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Jul 8 2005 1:15PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
your an asswhole





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Jul 8 2005 1:27PM
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Dakoulas
Posts: 2894 - Karma: 40
Those fuckers at the University of Pheonix are relentless. I swear they called me like every day for a whole week, usually at some ridiculous time like 7 in the morning too. So no Pat, I don't think you are an asshole.


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Jul 8 2005 1:39PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
threaten them with lawsuits. it works.

-Pat
www.wbpfilms.com
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Jul 8 2005 1:42PM
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bcboy
Posts: 719 - Karma: 9
http://www.angelfire.com/scifi2/yank2010/assholes.wav

sorry it was too good



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Jul 8 2005 1:48PM
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mz2288
Posts: 630 - Karma: 10
nope i get so much junk mail from colleges its a pain...its a good way to take out your anger

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Jul 8 2005 1:49PM
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bcboy
Posts: 719 - Karma: 9
shit fuck that




Steeze its whats for dinner

Jul 8 2005 1:49PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
the most fun if they call them is to act like you know the guy... or tell him you dont have a phone

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Jul 8 2005 1:54PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
hahahaha






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Jul 8 2005 2:04PM
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Dakoulas
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After like half a week of phone calls I fianlyl was just liek screw off I am in no way interested. Now instead of them calling me it's the Navy, fucking telemarketing types.


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Jul 8 2005 3:27PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
haha maybe....


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Jul 8 2005 6:15PM
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USA
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 11
nah ur not an asshole, those people dont have feelings, seeing it is probably a computer





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Jul 8 2005 6:20PM
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ECFS-Attitash
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hey man...accelerate your life

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Jul 11 2005 11:15AM
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