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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
i want to die having sex during a skydive

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Like a virgin on prom night.

Ottawa
Jul 6 2005 6:10PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
I want to die attempting a guiness world record... I'd be remembered as a hero

Jul 6 2005 6:13PM
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*nanwi*
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
..i´d like to die fast without suffering. car crash or something. or maybe just falling asleep and never wake up again!...maybe egoistic, but i´d like to die before my parents, brother and friends do. couldn´t get along with if someone of them is dead.

Jul 6 2005 6:20PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
ummm i dont want to die slowly thats for sure...no pain either. no drowning, burning, suffocating, being stabbed none of those...maybe being shot in the head by some guy that dont like me or falling of a massive clifff

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Jul 6 2005 6:24PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
back flippin a 3000 foot cliff





ski alyeska the home land
Jul 6 2005 6:30PM
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watchmefall15
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 11
^ ya or doing the first corked 1700( 5 spins) off that cliff

Jul 6 2005 6:38PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
in my sleep, or just die without any pain

if you see the most gangsterest skier you have ever seen wearing the mostest gangster stuff, you know Bon Bons is in your presence-bonnie(newskool450)


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Jul 6 2005 6:39PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
iw ant to die taking a big poop

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
Jul 6 2005 6:47PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
wearing nothing but a diaper in my bed safe and sound

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Jul 6 2005 6:53PM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
in a gun fight








Success often walks side by side with sacrafice.


Jul 6 2005 6:55PM
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mark.p
Posts: 1422 - Karma: 10
I want to find the fountain of youth and just never die.

-------------------------------------------------- if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....
Jul 6 2005 6:59PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
Ive said it once and I'll say it again. Crotch rocket full speed off a huge ramp into the grand canyon on lots of coke blasting "kickstart my heart" or "fuel" on my mp3 player.

We pay our debt sometimes.
Jul 6 2005 7:40PM
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p-lin101
Posts: 1805 - Karma: 8
in my sleep painlessly after a long enough life would be ideal

NS Skateboarding
Jul 6 2005 7:45PM
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mz2288
Posts: 630 - Karma: 10
i like that one

"I ride fat twins"
Jul 6 2005 7:47PM
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z_boarder914
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 10
That's very selfish. Think how you would ruin your family's life. a child should NEVER die before their parents. It's wrong. few things in life are 'wronger'(?).

I personally would like to die as said by the guy quoted above.


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I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecil, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell...
Jul 6 2005 7:52PM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
when i am ready....or supposed to

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My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.
Jul 6 2005 9:00PM
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tricksterboardin
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
god has a plan for us all we do not get to choose
on a more serious note, i would want to fall asleep the day after my prime, i dont like the idea of being aged and not being able to do crazy shit

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Jul 6 2005 9:09PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
WINNER!!!!!

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Skiing isn't a matter of life and death. It's much more important than that!'

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later"
Jul 6 2005 9:11PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
^lol. i want to died while asleep, or sking.


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
eat.breathe.sleep.ski
Jul 6 2005 9:17PM
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1-pippin
Posts: 1741 - Karma: -2
steal a really expensive car and get alot of guns and get chased by the police then jump out and kill as many stupid popo till they shoot me in the head. or something badass like that.

Jul 6 2005 9:39PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
i just want to be with the love of my life and then one morning just not wake up...nice and peaceful...

DFSC-Reprsent

NUFF SAID
Jul 6 2005 9:44PM
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TheProfitSkier
Posts: 3901 - Karma: 9
i would want to die giving my life to someone else( being an organ donor, fighting in a war, etc) u selfish mother fucks

New Skis:$400 New Boots:$300 New Outfit:$350 Breaking your leg the first time you use the shit:Priceless
Jul 6 2005 9:45PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
when im sleeping. no pain or anything. thats how to die after a long life of bustin ur ass

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Jul 6 2005 9:47PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
if i were to have one day left, i would sky dive... naked without a parachute and try to land in someones swimming pool and just explode all over the back yard...

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Jul 6 2005 9:47PM
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p-lin101
Posts: 1805 - Karma: 8
thank you and a few other people for actually being serious...its nice to see that on here once in awhile

NS Skateboarding
Jul 6 2005 10:01PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
omg, if i looked outside and saw an exloded person in my backyard, i would freak


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
eat.breathe.sleep.ski
Jul 6 2005 10:08PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
no you wouldnt anytime someone tries somethin amazing and make it they are heroes and celebrated but if they do the same thing and fail their considered a dumbass loser kids and are put on those REal TV type shows for all those stoner kids to laugh at.


personally I want to skydive and just not pull my chute

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I intend to live forever, so far so good

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Jul 6 2005 10:11PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
as fast as possible
muy rapido
prolly get robbed and be like hell no then just be like you cant take my stuff then just get shot

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Jul 6 2005 10:19PM
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switch_9
Posts: 876 - Karma: 10
when im 84 im gonna pick up my maidens, go to nepal and straitline the front face of everest. and live, then die of old age in later years.

"lie to apple, they're fruits..."-cjgncjgn
Jul 6 2005 10:26PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
Freak accident while skiing a cliff I have hit many times before. Just something goes wrong, out of the blue, and thats it.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
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hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
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Jul 6 2005 10:27PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
smoking a hugee blunt

yea, it might be because he has asian in him, but tanaka is more funny than that andy faggot. i'd probably watch the chinese tanaka show.
- bitchassphatz comenting on the andy milankis show

"Win or lose, we booze."

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Jul 6 2005 10:30PM
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murphski
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
either sleeping or, have all my family and friends with me. Bid them good bye, tell them all how special they are to me, then go embark on some heroic quest in which i knew my fate was death.

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Lineskier-101: for some reason they remind me of a coffee shop, i don't know why.

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Jul 6 2005 11:54PM
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murphski
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
^ the heroic quest involves me giving my life for others.

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Lineskier-101: for some reason they remind me of a coffee shop, i don't know why.

nickf: Why? Is it because you like your men how you like your coffee? Strong and black?
Jul 6 2005 11:55PM
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CTD
Posts: 6301 - Karma: 355
if you knew you were gonna die, you defintaly wouldnt be having fun, youd be in denial, and be freaking out.


but anyway, i wanna die when im doing something that REALLY sucks. like, i i just crashed my parents new car after stealling it, (never done), getting pulled over with a shit load off illegal stuff in the car, and knowing your fucked, ect.



i looked on google but all i could find was 3D Animation porn-sxmarty6

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Jul 7 2005 12:05AM
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$westside$
Posts: 2934 - Karma: 18
true story: a dad (71 years old) and his family go on a ski trip in the Alps. the family has been skiing and going on ski trips since the son and his sister and brothers were born. so, after a week of perfectly beautiful sun shine and powder skiing, the family takes the tram up for the last run of the trip. at the top, there is a fancy resturant where the grandfather buys a bottle of wine for dinner later that night. his grandchildren and children head down to their on-mountain house they rented. the family gets all of their gear off then heads to the deck, where they sit down and wait for the grandfather. when the grandfather was a few hundred yards away from the house, he opened the bottle of wine, took a sip, took one more turn then fell back in the powder dead with a smile on his face. it was written up in a newspaper that i read...couldnt think of a better way i'd wanna die

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my music is church music....the stage is my chapel...and, well,i guess im my religion."~Jimi Hendrix
Jul 7 2005 12:28AM
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murphski
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
if the whine was rum and coke/beer/mt. dew thatd be the best way to die

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Topic : Armada Anthony Boronowski Pro models Flex

Lineskier-101: for some reason they remind me of a coffee shop, i don't know why.

nickf: Why? Is it because you like your men how you like your coffee? Strong and black?
Jul 7 2005 12:36AM
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murphski
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
dear lord im tired. WINE not whine

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Topic : Armada Anthony Boronowski Pro models Flex

Lineskier-101: for some reason they remind me of a coffee shop, i don't know why.

nickf: Why? Is it because you like your men how you like your coffee? Strong and black?
Jul 7 2005 12:36AM
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monkeysteez
Posts: 2655 - Karma: 99
perfect, cept i woulda taken one last sip then passed it to my kids then taken a huge plunge off a huge cliff. that would be the way to go.

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Jul 7 2005 12:41AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
I would want to die ODing off Herion lieing next to someone I really truly love and being content with what I've done in my life.

Jul 7 2005 12:48AM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
doing somthing i love

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Jul 7 2005 7:31AM
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skierchild
Posts: 1743 - Karma: 35
i would have to die skiing...do something crazy like double back fliping on to a triple kink or something...that would be the bestway to die..

Jul 7 2005 7:51AM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,636
in a knife fight where i am only stabbed once but not a bad stab, and i get the guy good, then afterwards a cop fight because i killed that one dude, and in the cop fight i punch the cop in the face laying him into a coma, his buddie cops come, take me, and ikill one but the other was too strong and he drags me behind his batmobile, wear i go all out slashing tires of the cars i go by resulting in a 50 car pile up until a semi truck comes, and i am ran over

I HATE NY PRODUCTION

- BOGART!!!!!!!!
Jul 7 2005 9:30AM
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jukebox_7
Posts: 425 - Karma: 12
i'd want 2 die doing something, not going to sleep and not waking up. that'd b so quite and sad, i wanna die doing something crazy or even just walking down the street and collapsing.

e r.. .. sorry fur da cursewurd but dur is a flag and dare and dat look like jp backpack



"good point. a snow machine would make a faboulus vibrating dildo for your fat girlfriend, cause apparently it's a little roomy in there and you are too small to fill it."
- TanakaSkier to SkiBumProd

Jul 7 2005 9:38AM
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SkiBumDreams
Posts: 560 - Karma: 10
with no regrets, with people around me not mourning and being sad but celebrating the life i had. preferably peacefully in my sleep or doing something i love

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Gotta Love the Midwest

I have reinvented myself from CmuSkiFreak
Jul 7 2005 10:36AM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
I wanna go out like Tony Montana. With a huge semi-automatic rifle in my grips.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:
if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

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Jul 7 2005 10:38AM
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skier4life159
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
hucking a huge cliff prefeibly. but i would hate to drown of sufficate. being buried alive would suck 2.

i like the fed-ex driver cause hes' a drug dealer and he don't even know it."
Jul 7 2005 10:45AM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
i want to die skiing or in my sleep.....not after being in a vegatative state for 10 years

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
Jul 7 2005 11:07AM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i want to die the same way tyler durden did in fight club...by having the real person that created me in there mind put a gun to their head and pull the trigger.






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Sacadelic
Jul 7 2005 11:34AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
it'll start with me and 50 ninjas. all i have is a machete and and extension cord. they all come after me and i swing my cord around, wrap up 3 ninjas at once and cut them in half horizontally with my machete. ill use the half bodies on my cord and hit the other dude off the cliff that were fighting on. theyy let go and there will be three ninjas left. i wrap my cord around another guy, fling him bck towards me, cut his head off while hes in mid air, and he'll continue t ofly backwards and his head will knock the ninja behind me off. then, there is me and one ninja left. i take the machete and go at him full-on. he does a misty over me and slashes my back, it hurts like hell, but i get up and we keep fighting. he throws ninja stars and i them with my sword. one ninja that is attempting to climb the cliff to the top again peeks over the top and the star goes right in his forehead and he falls back down. then we keep fighting and hes up in a tree, i do a huge backflip over the branch, grab the ninja in mid air and we both fall off the cliff, we're fighting in mid air as we fall. he grabs me in a choke hold and says "we die together, we die with honor" and i say "not today bitch, you only booked a one ticket ride" he aquires a confused expression and i drive my machete into his stomach. and pull out. i get over him and use his lifeless body t ojump my self upward to lessen the falling speed. right as i land, the ninja explodes and blood goes flying everywhere. im in a squatting position and go "mission complete" as i raise my hand in victory.



70 years later i die in an old folks home

Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Jul 7 2005 11:56AM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
happily, ^or what he said

"if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale"-lat

J-crew represent







Jul 7 2005 12:25PM
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eheath
Posts: 61780 - Karma: 124,904
prob in my sleep when im 90ish


what's up now bitch



"the fatter you are the smaller you go"-unknown

ACLs suck
Jul 7 2005 12:26PM
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