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Most disgusting story ever
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this won a darwin award:
this guy in colorado wants to ask this girl out but hes a little nervous about it so he eventually does and she says yes. so neway they go out for some pizza and shes pretty into him so tho go to a state park and they go up onto a hill. the two of them start drinking and then they start going at it. they start having sex. they are going at it for a while and they are totally oblivious to a storm that is moving in overhead. when the storm starts to get feirce, the girl tells him they should stop but they decide to keep fucking. the storm gets really bad and he gets struck in the ass with a bold of lightening. the lightening travels through is penis, through the latex of the condom and into the girl and kills her. this knocks the man out. 3-6 hrs later he comes too and realizes that hes still in the girl who is now dead. he is freaked out and he goes to pull out. he cant. he tries again and reaizes that he is stuck in the girl. he is so disgusted he pukes and passes out again. what happened was that the electricty traveling through is penis was so hot, it melted the latex of the condom and fused his penis and her vagina together. he wakes up 1-3 hrs later when a bear is eating the side of the girls face becuase it smelled the beer and pizza in the vomit. the man passes out again and wakes up when it is dark out. he pulls himself together and realizes hes gotta get out of the park and nature to survive. he crawls and drags the dead girl for over an hr when he is discovered by a boy scout troop. he is brought to the hospital where the girl is cut away from what is remaining of his penis. the official medical report says that his penis resembles a shruken piece of coliflour. pretty gross huh?
whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?
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^kina like mine? exept mine wasn't shocked by lightning. I am half Japanese and I inherited a japanese penis. so yess my penis looks like a mushroomed bullet that has been pulled out of a corpse.
I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
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^Oh shit, props for admitting it
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wow wtf
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He might have a fucked up dick but he's got big balls for admitting it, get it
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and its a lightening bolt A peice of thin latex isnt going to do shit all against a lightening bolt. I wouldnt have thought it was melted latex that fused them together though, Id think it would be the burnt flesh fusing together.
It would be kinda cool to see how much of the darwin awards are fake.
I know that some of the unbelivable ones are true though. My ex's dad used to work in an office building in montreal. And one of his coworkers made the darwin awards when takeing some new employies on a tour and throwing himself into the window to prove that it wouldnt break and was totaly safe. The window did break and he did fall to his death.
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holy jeezus
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apple thank you for being the most logical person on this site. we got a bunch of 12 year old bio chemical engineers who are arguing whether or nont latex would melt or conduct electricity. and ur right it is mostly from the fusing of flesh but latex probably contributed.
whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?
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haha wow sorry im dumb and cant read
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where i connecticut do are you now?
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what a bullshit of a story
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that would actually be incredibly scary, prolly the most scary point not bein able to take it out that would really not be cool
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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
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was it comfered? because some stories are not comfered. but that was really gross
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was it comfered? because some stories are not comfered. but that was really gross
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people can survive lightning strikes. One thing that really kills you tho is when you are wet, that is why when ur in a pool its really dangerouse if there is lightning. When water is covering your body your ohm (sp) resistence is a lot less than when you are dry. That is my 2 cents worth, i am no expert tho.
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haha u said penis
what's up now bitch
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that was a pretty stupid story...
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no that was a funny story, and im fairly sure absolutly anything can conduct electricity if there is enough voltage or amp or something
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also being attached to a half eaten girl...
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at least he was being safe
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