Replying to Most disgusting story ever

this won a darwin award:
this guy in colorado wants to ask this girl out but hes a little nervous about it so he eventually does and she says yes. so neway they go out for some pizza and shes pretty into him so tho go to a state park and they go up onto a hill. the two of them start drinking and then they start going at it. they start having sex. they are going at it for a while and they are totally oblivious to a storm that is moving in overhead. when the storm starts to get feirce, the girl tells him they should stop but they decide to keep fucking. the storm gets really bad and he gets struck in the ass with a bold of lightening. the lightening travels through is penis, through the latex of the condom and into the girl and kills her. this knocks the man out. 3-6 hrs later he comes too and realizes that hes still in the girl who is now dead. he is freaked out and he goes to pull out. he cant. he tries again and reaizes that he is stuck in the girl. he is so disgusted he pukes and passes out again. what happened was that the electricty traveling through is penis was so hot, it melted the latex of the condom and fused his penis and her vagina together. he wakes up 1-3 hrs later when a bear is eating the side of the girls face becuase it smelled the beer and pizza in the vomit. the man passes out again and wakes up when it is dark out. he pulls himself together and realizes hes gotta get out of the park and nature to survive. he crawls and drags the dead girl for over an hr when he is discovered by a boy scout troop. he is brought to the hospital where the girl is cut away from what is remaining of his penis. the official medical report says that his penis resembles a shruken piece of coliflour. pretty gross huh?

whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?