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Farts that smells so bad, they smell good

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bitchassphatz
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dude i can't help myself, im ripping ass and it stinks yet i jsut wanna sniff it up. what is wrong with me.

i wonder if i sniffed all of my farts would the recycled fart smell better?

i tihnk it'd be pretty garenteed that i'd have fart breath.

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Jul 4 2005 2:51PM
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bitchassphatz
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i tihnk i've made this thread before, i might do it everytime i have a horribly good smelling fart

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Jul 4 2005 2:51PM
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jtski
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if you farted in a dehumidifier would it make fart water

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Jul 4 2005 2:51PM
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You should see a doctor...

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Jul 4 2005 2:51PM
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bitchassphatz
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good questions, how would a fart taste?

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Jul 4 2005 2:52PM
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Badfish2
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open your mouth next time and find out

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Jul 4 2005 2:53PM
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bitchassphatz
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shit has many flavors, i suppose it would vary. lets just say a chicken fajitas.

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Jul 4 2005 2:53PM
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jtski
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i think a fart would taste

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Jul 4 2005 2:53PM
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bitchassphatz
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...good?

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Jul 4 2005 2:54PM
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Badfish2
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use the dehumidefier water to make fart ice-cubes. surprise your friends!

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Jul 4 2005 2:56PM
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Apple
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I had a teacher once who would always tell the class how he loved the smell of skunk spray. I thought it was totaly wack.

Do other peoples farts ever smell good to you?

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Jul 4 2005 3:15PM
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jib-unit00
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dude, i know what you mean...most people dont mind the smell of their body odor or farts..so sniff up and enjoy!

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Jul 4 2005 3:19PM
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garrett.
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fascinating thread









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Jul 4 2005 3:21PM
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mk2
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its cool when you have indigestion after you ate something tasty and you get teh taste back with the indigestion

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Jul 4 2005 3:29PM
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Badfish2
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.. it's like having leftovers early!

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Jul 4 2005 3:30PM
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scientist
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fart

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Jul 4 2005 4:00PM
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Jul 4 2005 4:02PM
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Jessbuff
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Well, since farts are essentially shit in gas form... sounds like the problem is that you are gay. Well, I'm sure you'll give a good rim job if you enjoy the smell that much!

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Jul 4 2005 4:07PM
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p-lin101
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sometimes i like the smell of my farts

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Jul 4 2005 4:12PM
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rightcoastskier
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yea man totally when i fart it usually smells pretty good but if some1 else farts i think it smells like major shit bad smellu kno what i mean?

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Jul 4 2005 4:42PM
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PowderCanuck
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everyone likes their own brand

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Jul 4 2005 4:43PM
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p-lin101
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^ word but no one usualkly likes others brands

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Jul 4 2005 4:47PM
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m1garand
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people flock to me when i rip ass. i swear i should start selling tickets.

Jul 4 2005 5:31PM
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twix_182
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we have a paper mill near my house. it smells like rotten brocolli but sumtimes u can smell it from our house. one day i spent so much time sniffing really hard i got a sore throat. it was wierd. good ole elementary school days

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Jul 4 2005 9:42PM
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cdnskigirl89
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everyone likes their own brand


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Jul 4 2005 9:51PM
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johnnypsunami
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i think breathing in your own farts makes it smell less putrid. possibly.

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Jul 5 2005 4:36PM
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General_Shredgnar
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It reminds him of the hunt!

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Jul 5 2005 4:40PM
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eheath
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Courtesy Sniff man, good ole blue coller comedy


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Jul 5 2005 4:48PM
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Norred
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i enjoy a good stinker but only when it's mine.



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Jul 5 2005 5:35PM
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mommy
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hahaha.

Jul 5 2005 7:53PM
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mommy
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i love smelling a nasty fart. its torture 4 sure, but its also hilarious.

Jul 5 2005 7:54PM
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hucker22
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hahahahaha
find out

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Jul 5 2005 8:03PM
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TheWorst
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... everybody likes there own brand

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Jul 5 2005 10:19PM
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johnnypsunami
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i have been letting them rip all day
my ass hurts.

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Jul 5 2005 10:33PM
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I like to butter cup my friends in school with those. What I do is just put my hands down my pants, cup my hand around my butthole, fart into my cupped hand, then close my hand as though I am holding a fart. Then I go up to a kid and cup my hand around his nose, and hold his mouth shut so he has no choice but to breathe in my satanic ghost poopie.

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Jul 6 2005 1:47AM
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TheWorst
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^ yes cup farts are the best of the worst

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Jul 11 2005 6:40PM
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garrett.
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^^is that wat they teach u at skool landis?

cant tell me shit about the tricks of this trade switch blade with a little switch to switch the switch blade switch from a 6 to 16 inch blade shits like a samarui sword a sensay


Jul 11 2005 6:46PM
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loops_skier
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it's weird i'll go a week without like farting at all, and then for like 3 days straight i'll fart like every hour

Jul 11 2005 6:57PM
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