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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
post quotes that you really like.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

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Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
Jul 2 2005 6:27PM
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will987654321
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 15
something said with wit proves nothing- voltaire

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt
- g-punit*steezer
Jul 2 2005 6:31PM
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gravity13
Posts: 538 - Karma: 11
just whip out your yearbook, there are bound to be some good ones in there






'false alarm , just came back in and i heard bishop orgasm' - devine
Jul 2 2005 6:34PM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
it is better to die on your feet than to live life on your knees

"if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale"-lat

J-crew represent







Jul 2 2005 6:36PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
got another one:

If you'r not living life on the edge, your taking too much space

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Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
Jul 2 2005 6:40PM
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will987654321
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 15
is cotton field gorilla a racial slur? - lat
from someones signature

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt
- g-punit*steezer
Jul 2 2005 6:43PM
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E-ZRider
Posts: 1791 - Karma: 13
Stick it in soft let it get hard and listen to the bones crack

I Love Head
Do you like to play baseball...PM me to join a baseball cult.
Momentum Session 4
Jul 2 2005 7:27PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
lol quoting a quote

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Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
Jul 2 2005 7:28PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out I was just really bored.-Wayne Campbell

That's right. I walked right to that office - that's what I did - and I reached across that desk and I grabbed him by his fat head and I said "Listen, man. I'm not going to jail for YOU or for anybody."-Garth Algar

if you see the most gangsterest skier you have ever seen wearing the mostest gangster stuff, you know Bon Bons is in your presence-bonnie(newskool450)


Kenan and Kel Cult Represent


-Ross
Jul 2 2005 9:24PM
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acoustikrage
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 10
speaking of really cool quotes, there's a quote by seth morrison about fear that i've been looking for. saw it in someone's sig once. anyone?

Jul 2 2005 9:27PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
NoThInG Is ImPoSsIbLe YoU aRe OnLy LiMiTeD bY fEaR aNd EvEn ThAt CaN bE oVeRcOmE- Seth M.

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Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
Jul 2 2005 9:30PM
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acoustikrage
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 10
^eh, for some reason i remember it being worded differently.

Jul 2 2005 9:32PM
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t-man152
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nothing is impossible, you are only limited by fear, and even that can be overcome- Seth M

maybe with the text normal?

thats the only quote from Seth having to do with fear that was part of someones sig

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Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
Jul 2 2005 9:35PM
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bmxican_89
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 23
"I thought about that while riding my bicycle."
-Albert Einstein, on the theory of relativity

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

"I wanna be bigger than Jesus, bigger than wrestling, bigger than the Beatles, and bigger than breast implants."
-Atmosphere

Join the Undeground Hip_Hop Cult!
Message me to get in.
Jul 2 2005 10:00PM
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PJ
Posts: 589 - Karma: 10
"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure."
^I wrote an epistemology essay on that quotation and got a really good mark.

My favourites are:

"Planning and hard work look like luck to smucks."
-Dashell Hammet

"If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they're gonna murder you in your sleep."
-Frank Zappa

"Turn it off turn it off, it's sucking my will to live."
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"Shes babeliscious, if she were a president shed be baberaham lincoln"
-Garth from wayne's world


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Jul 2 2005 10:21PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
that you for using a wayne's world quote, i was waiting for someone else to use one too

if you see the most gangsterest skier you have ever seen wearing the mostest gangster stuff, you know Bon Bons is in your presence-bonnie(newskool450)


Kenan and Kel Cult Represent


-Ross
Jul 2 2005 10:23PM
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PJ
Posts: 589 - Karma: 10
^^Wow...i just noticed bmxican has 666 posts at the time of me writing this...freaky...

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Jul 2 2005 10:23PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
When you assume - You make an ASS of U and ME.

Some guy told me this one time, it was funny how he said it.

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- Matt*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Jul 2 2005 10:54PM
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skogenjake
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"you cant kill them all. someone has to be around to laugh"-brandon my neighbor

"get use to it, my whole life for 50 years has been one big annoy. just shrug it off and go onto the next annoy"- my uncle




back to the original
Jul 2 2005 10:55PM
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PJ
Posts: 589 - Karma: 10
Wayne's World is an awsome movie...like every lign is a good for a quotation. I just though of another awsome quotation I ran across on the internet.

"Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world."

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Jul 2 2005 10:55PM
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1080bio
Posts: 2042 - Karma: 5
"Do not go where the path may lead,
Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." -some robert frost shit right there


what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......
GNR
Jul 2 2005 11:15PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
man who fish in other mans well often catch crabs

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hey sweet thang can i buy you a fish sandwhich?

official ladies man cult
Jul 2 2005 11:15PM
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mthoodmeadowsgirl
Posts: 140 - Karma: 23
Trying to forget someone you love, is like trying to remember someone you have never met.


~Nicole

'Treat people as if they were
what they ought to be and you
help them to become what they
are capable of being.'
~Goethe

Jul 2 2005 11:20PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
suck it up and suck em off

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Sheldon

If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
Jul 3 2005 12:09AM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
"you are a smelly pirate hooker" -ron burgandy








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Jul 3 2005 12:17AM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
"...All I know is I owe alot of people alot of things and I wont come back til I'm somebody. And I wont."
-Daisy May and the Miracle Man

""To be streaming across a wall and see the light of sunrise through its glassy thickness, to push through a wave and feel its wet crashing brightness enclose you, it makes you delirious; it makes you high. It's the maddest, wildest, sweetest thing I've ever found. You end up drugged with it. You can't live without it. To take off on a six-foot set... in the first flowing light of sunrise in spring, and drop down into a surging barreling line, with water spinning like crystal around you, and the air soft and sweet like a kiss against your skin, and the tide most of the way out so it's bowling so hard and clean over the bank you're only just making it all the way, only just hanging in there by an edge and charging so fast and nearly out of control all down the line with the lip crashin into your head- that's the thing, that I can't begin to say what it does to you, how it works you over. That's the thing that leaves you high and buzzing for the rest of the day, that rides and shoots in your blood and never fades till you finally flake at night."
-Paul Hayden, The Last Wave.
that pretty much sums up why i surf. ^^^

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?" "If you're alive, I probably hate you." -C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
Jul 3 2005 12:17AM
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Leckett
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"if ya ain't got love, ya ain't got shit"

NS SKATEBOARD
Jul 3 2005 7:02AM
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GDskier5
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My dad thought of this after watching me ski the lower bowl at Big Sky.

"The thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death."
Nov 28 2005 8:05PM
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robbieA
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we r no longer the nights who say NI!...we r now the nights who say...icky icky icky icky batwang ZOOT bacow goynyay
Nov 28 2005 8:15PM
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iridefattwins
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dont take life too seriously, nobody ever makes it out alive
Nov 28 2005 8:53PM
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ArabianKnight
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where have you been. its alright we know where you've been. - pink floyd

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.- http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
Nov 28 2005 8:56PM
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bigsoxfan
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somebody on here had a good one in their sig from einsteins theory of relativity....think it was "put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour, sit with a pretty girl for and hour and it seems like a minute, thats relativity"
Nov 28 2005 8:59PM
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fugative1800
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What happened to the black woman that had an abortion? * Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars.
Nov 28 2005 9:00PM
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duhamelski
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"dog's don't have forskin?"
-John Duhamel
Nov 28 2005 9:02PM
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fugative1800
Posts: 163 - Karma: 9
What do you call a white guy surrounded by
* Three blacks? A victim.
* Twenty blacks? Coach
* Thirty blacks? Quarterback
* 200 blacks? Warden
Nov 28 2005 9:03PM
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fugative1800
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What's black, orange, and very pretty? * A nigger on fire.
Nov 28 2005 9:04PM
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worstnightmare69
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“Few will have the greatness to bend history itself; but each of us can work to change a small portion of events, and in the total of all those acts will be written the history of this generation”

RFK
Nov 28 2005 9:06PM
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lalalalaura
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"I'm so horny I could blow the tailbone out of a girl's ass."
Nov 28 2005 9:08PM
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suzia
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 20
if you feel like you're in control, clearly you're not going fast enough
- someone had that one in their signature
Nov 28 2005 9:09PM
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WIfreeskier
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"...That’s another one of the problems with the world today, nobody knows who they are. Everyone is running around looking for an identity, or trying to borrow one, only they don’t know it. They actually think they know who they are and what are they? They’re just a bunch of fucking schleppers, who have no idea what a search for personal truth and identity really is, which would be alright if they didn’t get in hour way, but they insist that they know everything and that if you don’t live their way then you’re not living properly and they want to take your space away... They actually want to somehow get into your space and live in it and change it or destroy it- They just can’t believe that you know what you are doing and that you have your own identity and space and that you are somewhat happy and content with it. You see, that’s the problem right there. If they could see that, then they wouldn’t have to feel threatened and feel that they have to destroy you before you destroy them. They just can’t get it through their philistine heads that you’re somewhat happy where/how you are and don’t want to have anything to do with them.
My space is mine and that’s enough for me. It’s like Confucius said to Lei Kowan before the famous battle of Wang Ton- “Let ‘em eat cake.” -Hubert Selby Jr."
Nov 28 2005 9:12PM
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jimmychung
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my signature

"Insanity: trying the same thing over and over again, and expecting different results." -Albert Einstein

"Go out on a limb, that's where the fruit is." -Mark Twain
Nov 28 2005 9:14PM
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