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In response to not swearing
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I thought that I would post this in its own thread as I just spent 10 min recording George Carlins wonderful knowledge, I guess you can tell i was an English major.
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word FUCK, out of all of the words in the English language that begin with F, fuck is the only word referred to as the F word. Its the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German, the word fichen, which means to strike.
In English fuck falls into many grammatical categories, as a transitive verb for instance "john fucked Shirley" as an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks" its meaning is not always sexual it can be used as an adjective, such as: "johns doing all the fucking work" or as part of an adverb: "Shirley talks to fucking much" as an adverb enhancing an adjective : "Shirley is fucking beautiful" as a noun "I don’t give a fuck" as part of a word:
"Abso-fuckinglutely, or infucking-credable" and as almost every word in a sentence, fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you must realize there aren't to many words with the versatilility of the word fuck, as in these examples describing situations such as fraud "I got fucked at the used car lot" Dismay: "AWW fuck it" Trouble: "I guess I’m really fucked now" Aggression: "Don’t fuck with me buddy" Difficulty: "I don’t understand this fucking question" Inquiry: 'Who the fuck was that?" Dissatisfaction: "I don’t like what the fuck is going on here!" Incompetence: "He's a fuck off" Dismissal: "Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself" I’m sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multipurpose applications how can anybody be offended when you use the word, we say use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech, it will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly, FUCK YOU!!!
note to self avoid blowing motor....again
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poopoo all ova your mouf.
I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
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that was too long to for me to read, someone tell me if it's worth reading
"they call me richie rich, i got my name in the seat, xbox in the front and the back dvd"
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no it's not.
I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
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its everything you know about the word fuck but sounding smart
"I ride fat twins"
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you have diarrhea mouth young man
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"Shirley talks to fucking much"
you probably aren't a very good english majour seeing as you can't decypher the difference between to and too
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and that was off of a movie that was on like funnyjunk.com and you didn't indent your paragraphs
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really.... nice plagrism mr english major
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That video is funny though.
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no joke poo in ur fuckin mouth
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wtf? you bet me to it. i was going to say that. ya i saw the video thing. way to copy it..... fucker
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he said in the intro that he copied it...no need to call him on it
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, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get." - Homer
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....thats like comon knowledge...haha
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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
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that video is jokes, someone link it, i havnt seen it in a while
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yeah that shit is funny to listin to, most ppl r too lazy to read it
what's up now bitch
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oh bite me i typed it super fast, and i said its George Carlin, so "Why dont you go play hide and go fuck yourself"
note to self avoid blowing motor....again
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