Post good pics from whatever parties and shit like that(better if they're funny, or with a pro or some hotness or something). eg:
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all o